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why are you jews jewing us

What's a VP?

>>16485323
Vice President

If he's ever paid an Epstein figure to procure him two women that look like pic related and ritually raped and sacrificed them in a mansion built in the middle of nowhere

Also trick him with the Protcols. Like when he says something say "ah, protocol no. 24" and wink and then see what his reaction is

>>16485312
>Why he has invested in link?
And if he hasn’t
>Why do you enjoy being a huge faggot?

>>16485312
Why you would post such an ugly toastie, look at those rodent eyes

dude, that girl looks super underaged, what the fuck?

>>16485341
are you thinking dirty thoughts or something? calm down anon.

>>16485341
Maybe in america

>>16485312
>>16485338
Exactly what this anon said. She looks dead inside

>>16485312
Tell him you’re meeting with Jamie dimon next week and pretty much feel confident they will give you a job. Why should you work at gs over chase? Boom. I do this every time and always get an offer cuz my alpha is so huge.

Maybe it's because my girl is fat as hell but damn, I'd tap that as long as she's 18. As for the op's question.... You should ask him if he wears womens underwear.

>>16485312
Current VP now, ama.

>>16485338
>>16485375
its called no makeup.

Why doesn't Ross, the biggest of the VPs, simply eat all the other VPs?

>>16485323
Vagina Puss

>>16485312
What synagogue do you go to and is your daughter available?

>>16485312
Does he have a bunker

Monroe is looking beat these days.

>>16485498
are you all in LINK?

Worked at Goldman sachs as a contractor. Every one is a vp. Vp of this, vp of that. they throw the term around very loosely.

>>16485312
She looks like she needs to bend over to have her hair pulled and be gently loved in her ass

>>16486168
Yeah every one knows that buddy. VP just means you look over associates and analysts and lead acquisitions. Salary is still close to 400k so impressive

>>16485312
How could gas chambers have wooden doors?

>>16485312
VP in what division?

TMT IBD analyst reporting in

>>16486212
No they could be VP in something useless like HR, Operations, Compliance, Risk etc... in which case they just sit around with their dicks in their hands

If it’s not IBD your only question should be why have you not committed suicide yet you waste of oxygen

>>16486596
He’s was IBD

>>16485536
post flaps

>>16486743
Ok well if you’re serious you want to ask him why he chose his team (industry coverage/product), whether he’d recommend joining that to someone starting out, what he’d say is an insiders perspective on the culture at the office, whether this varies per team, his own personal opinion on outlook for his product/industry.

Also a trick that works wonders is bringing your CV and then asking if they could review it quickly - you either get fantastic advice on your shit formatting or they get impressed and refer your application to HR

>>16486743
>>16486812
Oh yeah also asking his opinion on outlook works better if you phrase it within a comment on a trend you’ve observed

>>16485312
How many child sacrifices to be deputy VP?
Are underage prostitutes more difficult to source hiv free now Epstein is gone?
Does he prefer cocaine or synthetic drugs?
If his scams are uncovered what's his preferred suicide, tall building or gun?
How does he manage when his trophy wife fucks the help or when a stripper tries blackmailing him via threats to tell the trophy wife, what gift does he buy?
Does he regret he can never go back to normal life and will always be hated by the vast majority of people no matter where he goes globally as will his children?
When did he first realise he was going to live by scamming and stealing, what age?

>>16486888
>scamming and stealing
Do you even know what investment bankers do?

>>16486168
>Goldman sachs as a contractor. Every one is a vp. Vp of this, vp of that. they throw the term around very loosely.

This is true of nearly every bank. There are thousands of VPs in every single one, in many cases it just means they can be sacrificed to sign a legal document thus alleviating the next layer up from personal liability for having done it, e,g tax shells. The quickest way to the top in any financial trading floor is to sell small amounts of coke

>>16486917
yes and I hate them, they lobby governments for legislation that allows them to exploit taxation and transaction loopholes via bribery .

>>16486930
Damn look at this retard

>>16486917
>Do you even know what investment bankers do?
>>16486888
>underage prostitutes
>>16486888
>cocaine

>>16486940
You really are on the outside looking in aren't you?

>>16486930
We are talking about providers of advisory and underwriting services in Capital Markets, M&A and Corporate Restructuring here pal please fuck off if you are going to confuse IBD for something entirely different

>>16485321
Fpbp

>>16485323
vaginal protrusion

>>16486940