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>studying for final exam with other guy from class (I'm one of the top students)
>guy randomly asks me if he asked the last time we hung out if I ever had a girlfriend
>Say, I don't think you did.
>Have you ever had a girlfriend?
>No, you?
>He pauses for a bit then says yes, that was awkward.

The only reason someone would ask these questions is if they perceive you as someone incapable of getting a girlfriend.

>> No.16477653
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16477653

imagine if they all started shitting at once and twerking the logs up and down like dogs wagging their tails

>> No.16477670

>>16477635
all women are whores

>> No.16477694

>>16477635
Wish I was in that room

>> No.16477706

Imagine the smell

>> No.16477727

>>16477635
Yes you're obviously an autistic virgin. Go fuck some thot at a keg party it will make you feel way more confident after

>> No.16477766

>>16477727
I don't get invited to keg parties, am autistic virgin.

>> No.16477844

>>16477653
based bot

>> No.16477864

>>16477766
Do you live on campus, off campus or with your parents? The kinds of parties in my college were basically throw $10 at the door and you get a cup. They don't turn people away

>> No.16477875

>>16477864
Off-campus (Alone, my own house; no parents/roommates).

>> No.16477882

Imagine the fumes

>> No.16477898

>>16477875
Ask your study friends about end of the semester parties. Tell them its cool to pregame at your house

>> No.16477907

>>16477898
If you do this you're going to have to break out of your shell, alcohol helps in moderation but go easy on it if you don't drink often.

>> No.16477915

>>16477898
No friends (I'm a transfer, I've only been in the city for a few months now). Everyone has their own friend groups by now. To be honest, I don't even want a girlfriend because I'd just break it off when I graduate and move away.

>> No.16477929

>>16477915
You just said you were studying with someone you dont know him?

>> No.16477935

>>16477907
I used to have house parties when I was in high school at my house (mom always spent half the month at her husband's house). I did get close once -- got to my room and everything, but some idiot was passed out in my bed.

Also, been to bars (I didn't go to university right after high school). I went to work for the USFS after high school building wilderness trails and stuff.

>> No.16477953

>>16477929
We just go to the gym together and had one class together, don't think he goes to any parties either.

>> No.16477971

>>16477635
He wants to suck your dick. Next time, ask him if last time you asked if he was gay. He will say no, and then ask if he’s gay. He will say yes but he’s scared to tell anyone. Then tell him he doesn’t have to be afraid anymore and rub his inner thigh lovingly and shush him.

>> No.16478004

>>16477971


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