/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>16446185
LOL if true. Ultimate human. Fuck employers

>>16446185
If you hired someone that looks like that you deserve whatever that’s coming

>>16446185
a mixture of video games and work. work takes up 90% of the average americans life and the other 10% is entertainment like pornography and video games.

Someone shop the coomer smile onto OP's pic please

>>16446192
Fake news.
>>16446185
Weed and all other forms of degeneracy like porn and vidya games keep the wagie docile.

>>16446185
Porn. Make sure to masturbate daily, goy.

>>16446192
>>16446206
This story is true but it was suppressed by the jew owned media to prevent copycats.

I jerk off at work every day and I've just been wasting my coom when I could have been putting it in the creamer the whole time!

>>16446197
Underrated

>>16446185

Fucking based

>>16446227
No fucking way, have you ever ejaculated into water before? You wouldn't be able to mix cum into coffee like you think, it coagulates and if you had it in your drink you'd be able to tell pretty quickly theres something in your drink..

>>16446207
Fuck off, Nazi

Get punched

They just don't have a choice.

>>16446878
Maybe that's how he got caught.

>>16446185
Based if female boss

Actually if I am going to get deeper. It's because they are tricked into believing they can choose who there leaders are and what laws they live by. That's why you can vote left or right wing. So people can give them selfs a false title and feel important.

>>16446892
If this happened jews wouldn't need to cover it up... don't ve such a fucking disinfo shill moron.

>>16446919
Found the jew

>>16446953
Not a jew. I wish I was, maybe I'd have more gold and a little less seld awareness.

>>16446878
You seem to have a lot of experience in the matter anon go on tell some stories to your fellow anons in this dark times.

>>16447148
I use to scrape the bottoms of boats as a teen, sometimes I'd get horny as hell in the mddle of the job, so I'd crank one out in the water. You see it floating around, looks stringy. You'd have a real hard time trying to conceal it in a drink, even if it's a hot drink.

>>16446205
4u bb

>>16446185
>What keeps wagies sane and docile?
The wage, you fucking idiot.

>>16446206
>wagie docile
muh ''the wagie''
if you don't work how do you sustain yourself?
90% of business fail
TRading also
Crime is rigged against you
The only normal thing left is working or being a basment NEET on your mum basment with no dignity collecting 500$ bux until even governmant doesn't give it anymore

>>16446197
>whatever that's COOMING*
ftfy

>>16447345
happy obedient wagie, bootlicking good

>>16446185
Please Photoshop Sergey's photo in there

1460 loads

narratives

>>16447345
This
I agree with this as a trader who 6xed. Wouldn't have been significant without an actual income to start off.

>>16447750
Roll for sergey

>>16446894
Yep, female boss

>>16446892
He got caught because he forgot to coom in his boss' coffee one morning.

>>16446882
Begone, coomer

>>16446882
>Onions, the post

>>16446878
Mix it in with cream

>>16448199
How can they prove he actually did it and wasn't just bursting out in anger?

>>16446185
Hell if I know. The more I live the better I can relate to criminals. I wish I was intelligent enough for white collar crime.

>>16446185
What keeps wagies sane and docile? Fear. wagies fear what happens if they don't work. NEETS realize how everything is fucked and pointless as working is a waste of time for useless currency and society as a whole is, So we fear nothing or at the very least we are prepared mentally. We are too hyper aware and redpilled to be afraid.

>>16447296
here's a (You) for your work.
shame on XkCcZl6I for leaving you hanging.

>>16446199
>a mixture of video games and work. work takes up 90% of the average americans life and the other 10% is entertainment like pornography and video games.
Lol
So true

>>16447345
You have a couple more option
1.Waging
2.Neeting
3.Getting rich through luck or effort(which requires knowledge and a little bit of luck, Which is exactly what you need for crypto)

Getting rich is the main goal, Neeting is the patrician and chad choice, Waging is the ultimate defeat in life.

>>16448971
It doesnt mix. It's a thicker jelly like consistency. And if it gets wet it just sticks to everything. It would stick to the spoon and mug and just form little gross wispies that flow off. Have you never jerked off and gotten it in your hands and tried to wash your hands? Doesnt work.

>>16448199
Based and hot desu

>>16446185
the chad coomer wagie

Kek

>>16449067
it's pretty fucking common to have a lid on your coffe cup

>>16446185
>>16446894
>>16448199
Bitch had him fetching him coffee for FOUR FUCKING YEARS like he was some useless intern nobody. This is the kind of shit women in the workplace do to humiliate others and feel like they're the top bitch. She had it cooming.

>>16446185
>allowing wage scum access to food and water.

>>16446882

Masturbating is harmful and the jews are pushing it. You are a collaborator.

We are proud to be nazis here.

>>16446185
Based and coompilled

>>16449067
I guess you're going to have to cum in some coffee and try mixing it in just to be sure

>>16446882
>Terrified of nazis
>Keep invoking the meme anyway
Check out the big brain on this one, guys

>>16449423
It's not jews its the zionists, learn the difference 4chan. Don't hate people, hate ideology

>>16446205
not a smile, but the visage, yes, the form and frame of the Coomer, this I have done, and let no anon say that I did not give back to the COOMmunity of anons, fair as we are, who strive and shake in our mortal coil to shop those worthies into immortality's coil

>>16449394
Can confirm after working in healthcare which is predominantly women they will do petty shit like this and delegate dumbass tasks to males to try to feel stronk and independent. My old boss was like this, funny thing is I know her husband used to be a crack head and she was too afraid to leave him So strong!

>>16446185

Netflix and alcohol after work and on weekends.

>>16448199
Fucking kek

>>16448199
Based coomer. Unironically, he probably made this cunt more pleasant to be around by supplying her with a constant stream of anti-depressant hormones found only in male semen.

>>16446878
sounds like you're the expert, but if the coffee was piping hot it might dissolve the jizz, no?

>>16450783
it's like egg white, it will clot if it gets hot

>>16448981
that's a good point, he probably could get off by saying he was lying. Although the dumbass seems to want people to know, so he probably already told the cops he did it

>>16446197
I don't think you made "that" post deliberately..

Sex and any entertainment, like Netfilx, vidya, sport etc.
Those markets have been created to prevent wagies to do mass shots in their working places.

>>16447345
Or just be self-employed/ freelancer? Also, all those statistics you see about how many people fail and X, Y and Z are for the general population. Most people can’t work hard unless they’re told what to do, they have low IQs, they can’t think outside the box etc.
If you’re not an NPC brainlet then the probability that you will fail at starting a business is probably <50%. And if you fail you can try something new.

>>16450026
Absolutely Reddit post chief

1450 by 3ml = 4.3 liter of sperm