/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>16406211
is she wasnt so fat she d actually be hot

Personal input


>Where do we meet this rich people?
Equinox, working at a private wealth management firm as intern(special case my mentor makes me drive him everywhere and do all menial task for him and sometimes takes me with him most interns sit in offices)
>How to dress?
Tailored suits is a must. I got mine done in India on a trip cost me a $100 usd for what would cost me 1-2k in America. Suits are perfect and fit well. Other than that /fa/ has a preppy thread
>What type of personality to develop?
I try and expose myself to more uncomfortable scenarios. My personality changes based on how old the person is that I’m talking too. Younger more chill and active. Older more curious and mannered
>Pharmaceutical to take to make us more comfortable/smarter?
Current meds I’m on. Kolonpin, vvyvanese, phenibut, propranolol

>How to monetize rich friends?
They pay for a lot of shit for me. Food, don’t have to pay gas money, free drinks and weed. Don’t have a method of monotization yet but PWM is a good way still need to finish my degree
>How to develop your Larp character?
I need to develop one still. Don’t know which movie character to base it off yet

>>16406221
That’s not fat. what the heck?

>>16406386
damn near obese, get your eyes checked

>>16406211
Bros sauce?

>>16406274

propranolol is the shit. I think it's reduced my social anxiety permanently.

>>16406221
gay

>>16406221
get your test levels checked

>>16406211
>How do we larp as rich/smart/tasteful/unique irl?
there is now way to larp it, wtf. well you can fool the bitches, but you can't fool rich people as easily

>>16406591
Why do retards on this board act like rich people are some diety. They are just normal people infact most aren’t even that intelligent. Larping is just about developing a character. You have to put in some actual effort aswell

>>16406419
Just wait till you stop taking it.

>>16406666
ok, you are right at least in some way. Actually op can larp to fool boomers, just talk confidently about something they don't understand.

>>16406211
This is basically the plot of The Talented Mr. Ripley.

>>16406411

>>16406858
Except he had it way harder because he had to act like a specific person. This isn’t stealing someone’s identity it’s just blending in with a group

>>16406221
do you remember how old you were when you discovered you were gay?

>>16407540
have you taken a good look at her legs? looks like someone photoshopped the legs and thighs of a tyranosaurrus Rex and pasted them unto said obese woman

>>16407554
t. titlet/tranny

even if she was fat she'd still be better looking than you you freak

Where's the poop anon

>>16406221
based. she looks like a fridge
but hey everybdy is murican here

>>16407594

>>16406211
You've got it ass backwards OP. You larp as "Rich" to poor people, they don't know how rich people act, also it's a wider market.
Look up 'Christopher Rockefeller' and see how it's done. No self-respecting rich person would be duped by a German accented guy claiming to be a Rockefeller scion, but poor people, dazzled by the idea that he was rich and motivated by greed were led like sheep to the slaughter.

Rich people you have to be more careful and discerning, you need to understand the old boy's network if they're old money and probably know how to talk to their wives about art like David Hockney, Jeff Koons, Cindy Sherman's early photography etc. etc.
It's too hard unless you already know how to do it.

>>16406221
I’m not sure if she’s fat or if her head is disproportionately small. Def would hit like the fist of an angry god though

>>16409051
Yeah, she'd be dripping semen out of every orifice when I was done with her.

>>16409040
It’s not as obvious as acting like a Rockefeller heir you brain dead mongrel. Your just trying to blend in with rich people and be personable with them

>>16409428
When did I say you should act like a Rockerfeller? I said you should act like the German conman who claimed to be a Rockerfella when duping poor people despite it being obvious he wasn't one.

The only other thing I said was that if you want to mingle with rich people have a knowledge of high culture that is of value to them.

Did I write that incorrecty? What the hell are you on about?
Can you read my post again, is there something I'm missing?

>>16408202
Not bad Alice, but there is no need to be envious if the OP pic, you look fine. Quit being so insecure

>>16406211
Looks like a tranny

>>16406221
Have sex incel

>>16406211
If they’re young and female, just try to give them drugs and fuck them. If I were into meeting people, I would drug her on alcohol, weed, and ecstasy, then duck her ass and pussy like a screen door in a hurricane. Totally dominate her into submission.

If it’s a young guy, you have to play that alpha game, so always one up him in a story and make fun of his name and find that one peculiar behavior he has and make fun of it constantly.

If it’s older people, go for the elderly wife and make her feel young. Flirt with her like in wolf of wall street and think dirty thoughts to her but don’t go beyond that unless she’s grabs your cock and ass. Then treat her like a young girl.

If it’s an older male, act smart like you’re interested in something intellectual like piano and classical music or reading. Always wear suits and nice shoes.

Protip: I was there but don’t like talking to people. Would rather be alone.

>>16407276
That girl isn't sophie mudd though?

>>16406221
t. Only interested in twinks

>>16410910
Nevermind, I found her

>>16406211
Rich people are the only non larpers in the entire world. Normies larp all the time, they constantly imitate a netflix show they ve recently watched. They do no have the confidence to be themselves because they know themselves wretched and wicked. The rich are unapologetically true and just normal human beans that refuse to take part in such cultural norms.
Traits of the rich are kindness, intelligence, sincerity and good manners. I believe they are this way because they dont have to deal with the stress of society.

>>16411177
kindness is larping boyo. Stop idealizing the rich

https://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/fake-german-heiress-faces-sentencing-ny-fraud-case-62924938

>A judge has sentenced the fake German heiress Anna Sorokin to four to 12 years behind bars for defrauding New York banks and hotels

>Anna Sorokin, the German con artist who passed herself off as a wealthy heiress to swindle banks, hotels and even close friends as she lived out a high-society, Instagram-ready fantasy in New York, was sentenced Thursday to four to 12 years in prison.

>Her ruse included an application for a $22 million loan to fund a private arts club, complete with exhibitions, installations and pop-up shops, prosecutors said. She was denied that loan but persuaded one bank to lend her $100,000 that she failed to repay.

>In all, prosecutors accused her of stealing some $275,000, including a $35,400 bill she failed to pay for a plane she chartered to and from the Berkshire Hathaway shareholders meeting in Omaha, Nebraska. She went to great lengths to ensure others paid her way, even as she had "not a cent to her name, as far as we can determine," prosecutor Catherine McCaw said following Sorokin's arrest.

Just goes to show you how far a little bit of fraud can get you.

>>16411177
Imagine being this cucked

>>16406211
Why bother? Be yourself , fuck the rest ..that’s real power. That’s how Lemmy lived anyway

>>16406221
True. Ignore the amerilards

>>16406221
eww look at me I'm a contrarian I dislike stuff other people like

>>16411280
If I remember correctly, she got a graphic designer to work for her to create an identity - never paid him. Then used those websites and elements he made for her to prop up her case for getting loans.

>>16411311
Being yourself only works if you're a fucking awesome bloke like Lemmy.
If you suck, you shouldn't be yourself, and change who you are.

>>16411489
> If you suck, you shouldn't be yourself, and change who you are.
Hahahaha and actually indisputable.
Well played anon.

>>16411494