/biz/ - Business & Finance

Buy harmony and fantom you fucking autist

First week of January, the 5th to be exact

>>16388211
I've been holding for 781 days, I missed day 777 to celebrate and now I can't sleep because I feel like I caused the crash

>>16388211
Hey there guys,

Let me just say this: it won't be a "stable" coin by this time tomorrow.

Be prepared for something gargantuan.

The team knows all about you and your dedicated belief in what we're doing so we've put a little easter egg into tomorrow's announcement.

Keep your eyes on Instagram boys. Yes, you heard that right: Instagram. It'll all make sense the second you see it.

God christ you kids are in for one hell of a damn ride and I wish I could be sitting next to you when engine kicks in.

>>16388211
>he bought because of staking
What an idiot you are. Guess you believe in passive income as well moron

>>16388221
nigga servixe agreement done been gettin pushed back every other week. Just two weeks ago it was Dec 8, then Dec 15, then Dec 22.
Eoq1

march 22 2021

>>16388211

Soon bro! Just keep holding! Coinbase is going to allow all chainlink holders to stake their coins for them! The network is on the verge of being super decentralized!

Before you buy, let me tell you a story.
I was visiting San Francisco to see one of my friends. We went to a strip club, and while I was there, I saw Sergey, surrounded by women. He was throwing tons of money at them, but not just bills. It was stacks upon stacks of $10,000, sealed up with the white paper bands, like he had just come straight from a bank.
I went up to him and congratulated him on the success of Chainlink as of late (this was about a month ago), and he started laughing. He took a hefty swig from a bottle of Dom Perignon, and said, "Yeah? You think I care, stinky?"
Confused, I asked what he meant, and said that he had obviously put a lot of work into LINK and he should be proud.
"Fundamentally, I don't give two fucks about Chainlink, kid."
He was about to say something else but one of the strippers tapped him on the shoulder. Sergey pulled out from his pocket the biggest ziplock bag full of cocaine I've ever seen in my life. It looked like one of those gallon bags, almost bulging at the seams. The stripper ran off into a back room with it.
He then pulled out a Zippo lighter.
"You wanna know what I think about Chainlink?"
He snapped his fingers and a stripper handed him a bottle of Hennessy. He then pulled about 20 stacks of bills from a duffel bag, threw them on the floor, poured cognac all over them, flicked his Zippo, and dropped it onto the pile. Almost instantly the whole stack caught.
I stared at him, speechless.
"It's called a 'PUMP and DUMP,' kid."
He laughed as he watched the pile burn before losing interest and going into a back room with his entourage of strippers following carrying duffel bags full of what I assume was money and coke.
This is the man you are supporting by buying LINK.

>>16388703
Bullish Chainlink is 106% of my net worth considering the student loans that I took out.

>>16388249
>Good Christ Jesus lord almighty you guys struck gold. You have no idea how special you are and will be to your family and friends. Stay tuned. ( I REALLY wish I was you guys, but for now I’ll let you guys soak the fame for once)

>>16388911

>>16388211
buy Chainlink Sirs, good coin Sirs, Staking soon Sirs, first wait for 700k sell orders Sirs, wait for many 700k orders Sirs, much money Sirs, Chainlink changing the world Sirs, listen to the shills Sirs, much money Sirs

>>16388714
Iv done that.

>>16388911
based
>>16388971
cringe

>>16388391
5th Jan now. Kek

>>16388960
>greatest holy sacred christ lord jesus king of kings almighty savior of this realm and of all that is heavenly you guys really struck gold.