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future already here...

>> No.16365934

>>16365922
i ordered one too. can't wait to have cybertruck meet ups. i'm going to paint mine green.

>> No.16365943

>>16365922
I think this every time I ride in my model 3 with auto pilot engaged

>> No.16365960

I wish there was a wagon version flatbeds are near useless to me.

>> No.16365975

>>16365922
its so fucking ugly, but then the more you look at it and hear people call it ugly, the more i dig this shit. 10/10 shtf whip, fairly well armored right off the assembly line, nice.

>> No.16365979

>>16365922
Electric Lambo

>> No.16365986

>>16365960
you can still sleep in one as stealth camper
>>16365934
ca ?

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>>16365975

>> No.16366030
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>>16365975
Yeah, looks good. I hated it at first, but it's so much better looking than a regular truck. It had a lot more character. Based elon dabbing on rednecks

>> No.16366047

>>16366030
I'm sold as soon as I watch the introduction video. Photos alone don't do justice

>> No.16366203
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>> No.16366221

>>16365975
>ugly
Looks to me like it’s immune to red light cameras, speed cameras and operator lasing

>> No.16366253

>>16365934
based and redpilled, I preordered the dual motor AWD as well. Seems like a good price point over the entry level, but the extra 20k for the tri motor/extra ranger doesn't seem worth it.

>> No.16366312

>>16366221
lol tesla fanbois are delusional

>> No.16366319

>>16366203
That looks fucking sweet.
Yeah I thought it was ugly as shit at first and still loved it. willreadilybuyoncemybagsfuckingmoon/10

>> No.16366330

>>16365922
Thinking about trading my dualmotor model 3 for one, looks pretty based

>> No.16366335
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Yeah, I'm gonna take my WKHS to the old GM plant
I'm gonna build 'til I can't no more
I'm gonna take my WKHS to the old GM plant
I'm gonna build 'til I can't no more (Kio, Kio)
I got the NGEN in the back
UPS is attached
W-15 is on track
Got the postal contract to match
Ridin' on a WKHS, ha
You can whip your Tesla
I been in Lordstown
You ain't been offa Trump uh, now
Can't nobody tell me nothin'
You can't tell me nothin'
Can't nobody tell me nothin'
You can't tell me nothin'

>> No.16366357

I use to think it was retarded but damnit it's honesty such a fun design. No one else has the balls to release something like this

>> No.16366385

You guys know about the $5000 battery you need to replace every 6 years right?

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>>16366203
Lol boomers

>> No.16366411

delorean could sue

>> No.16366436

>>16366203
Imagine having to recharge this shit in the middle of nowhere kek

>> No.16366449

>>16366436
Imagine trying to get gas in the middle of nowhere, kek.

>> No.16366452

>>16366449
Never heard of petrol cans?

>> No.16366456
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>>16366385
In 6 years link will be $86,000 and I'll be a billionaire. I'm not worried about a battery.

>> No.16366460

>>16365934
Nigga you put down a refundable deposit of $100..
Quit acting like you bought the shit

>> No.16366463

>>16366436
bud just throw a 2kw diesel genny in the truck and yer good to go

>> No.16366482

>>16365922
this truck is the most based and redpilled thing anyone has ever put out and the fact that people are talking about it, and parents in the rust belt and bible belt are hating on it, virtually guarantees it will be a success

zoomers in their cybertrucks, what a fucking world

>> No.16366487

>>16366452
ever heard of solar panels ?

>> No.16366507

>>16366030
holy shit lmfao
>man.jpg
fuck thats way funnier than it has any right being

>> No.16366519
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>>16365922
>It looks futuristic
>The future is here

>> No.16366524

>>16366482
how do i profit off of calling the cybertruck here and now? tesla stock will just be diluted eventually

>> No.16366532

>>16365922
>I LOOOOOVE THE CYBERTRUCK

>> No.16366534

>>16366487
You can't charge one of these vehicles on the spot with solar power.

Don't be an imbecile.

>> No.16366543

>>16366487
>truck is under trees or it's night
>sun can't shine through

What's the next step in your master plan?

>> No.16366649

>>16365934
>painting over stainless steel
Retard. Good thing you can't afford to paint it anyway.

>> No.16366689

>>16366649
You can get it wrapped.

>> No.16366739 [DELETED] 

>>16366649
Like what I did with your mother last night

>> No.16366984

>>16366689

I'll be going with the Warthog wrap. idgaf.

About to get in line for the tri motor, but are you all doing the $7k auto drive lock in? Will the price go up? I thought that was included?

Anyways how can you faggots who have money/ made it pass up this thing. $70k for something different that goes 0-60 in under 3 fucking seconds. You're getting Lambo speed in something way more comfy for $70k... I can't pass it up.

>> No.16367034

going to put dents in any one of these faggot mobiles I see parked in my town

will cost you little retard bitches $500 to get a door ding removed roflll

>> No.16367041

I will wait three years just after all the preorders spontaneously get on fire and they solve it

>> No.16367066
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>>16365975
Also, since there's no paint and the panels are flat, it's super easy to wrap, and many custom wraps would look amazing on it

>> No.16367102

>>16367034
>> Put a dent in 11th gauge cold rolled steel

Do you walk around with an RPG everywhere anon?

>> No.16367116

I’m getting one unless bitcoin tanks to zero in the next 2 years (which honestly wouldn’t surprise me a bit with my fucking luck)

>> No.16367177

>>16367034

id fud SOI

you won't do shit faggot.

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>>16367066
based and redpilled

>> No.16367328

>>16365975
That would be an awful shtf whip. 280 mile range, no replacement parts readily available, hours to charge. Not to mention we have no idea how reliable it is or how it fares with water.

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>>16367034
>he didnt watch the video

>> No.16367354

>>16366487
I think a week in strong, consistent sunlight would probably give you a full charge in 2-3weeks. Lmao. Ever looked at the output on solar panels?

>> No.16367369

>>16365975
It will flop hard
It's so fucking ugly
It's so impractical
Musk is a con and tastless pajeet and chink boomers are the only thing hold him up

>> No.16367826

>>16367066
Those are all cringy as fuck and you're impersonating a military vehicle. Nice IQ there, fuckface.

>> No.16367862

>>16367354
>>16366487
>>16366534

>assuming a 200kwh battery for the truck
Let's use the energytek solar panels Linx 100. Five of them can charge their apex battery (which holds 1100kwh) in 3 hours. Since we have a big truck and we aren't a complete poorfag we will exaggerate and have 20 panels. Therefore, in good sunlight, it will take 136 hours to fully charge the truck. That's not all, we don't always have good sunlight. Let's say you live in a state that has 4 hours of peak sunlight a day and 4 more with half charging capabilities. Instead of three hours to fully charge your apex it now takes 6. This means that you can charge 8800kwh per day given that the conditions specified don't require absolutely no clouds at all. Let's just use 8800 however. It takes 22.7 days to fully charge your truck. Everyday you could drive a whooping 22 miles. Plus, you need to carry the fucking charger to transform the current of your 4 apex battery packs into proper voltage/amperage.

Either way though, I don't think any sort of vehicle will get much usage in a SHTF scenario but I'd much rather have a gas truck over an electric one in such a scenario. Humans are way, way more efficient than cars so I'd rather store a lot of food. Of course I will need to reach my shelter first.

>> No.16367866

>>16365922
Thinking about it
Which Motor did you choose and did you include self driving

>> No.16367879

>>16365975
Same here, though it was ugly then watched a couple of videos and grew on me big time
My friend has the Xmodel and loves it
It really solves a lot of issues if it’s self driving

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>>16366689
>>16366984
>>16367066
This is how I'm getting my tri motor wrapped

>> No.16367951

Hope this tanks Ford because I have puts on them.

>> No.16367963

>>16367937
That’s the gayestshiy I’ve ever seen

>> No.16367975

>>16367963
I like it. I think it's funny and a company already said they'll make that wrap

>> No.16367989

>>16366385
Weak FUD

>> No.16368110

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1198788116372344832

200k preorders compared to 14k of the Mustang Mach-E. Both are refundable but the Mach-E is $400 more. I hear the cries of yet another 'Tesla killer' being put down.

>> No.16368141

>>16365922
the police can't see you on radar

>> No.16368197

>>16367862
>Everyday you could drive a whooping 22 miles
In your ridiculous apocalyptic scenario that would be extremely useful

>> No.16368367

>>16368141
serbian police will though. They won't know it's invisible.

>> No.16368420

>>16367066
When you put a wrap on it looks 10x better. I like the model Elon showcased, but this looks fucking sweet.

GOD I WANNA BE RICH SO BAD LINK MOON PLS

>> No.16368452

>>16367862
Whereas your Ford raptor can go 0 miles a day because refined petroleum will be scarcer than gold and has a limited shelf life.

>> No.16368527

>>16368452
NOOOOOOO GASSTATIONS WILL STILL BE UP AND RUNNING YOU STUPID KEK

>> No.16368599

>>16366507
what?