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Musk is playing 4D chess with all these groupthink losers. At work today all I hear is "Tesla, Tesla, Tesla, Tesla" when I've never even heard anyone mention the company or cars before.

Also, just keep ignoring the fact that the Cybertruck was only a clay model less than a month ago, and the current design doesn't abide by DOT regulations.

>> No.16343433

>>16343114
>Musk is playing 4D chess
No, he's not. Everyone watching the whole thing could see how his energy and enthusiasm got completely drained after what happened

>> No.16343590
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>>16343114
His (((handlers))) are going to ruin him one step at a time. He named the jew.

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>>16343114
>2030
>crypto NEET
>decide to leave the citadel and ride the dunes today
>coordinate meetup with other linkies using our private urbit Galaxy (initial invite requires a signed wallet verifying holdings of at least 10k Link dating from 2017/2018 -can use multiple wallets to verify - privacy secured by mixicles)
>We all roll up in Tesla Cybertrucks that we bought for 16 Link
>Truck is fully solar powered thanks to Tesla breakthroughs in batteries and panels
>Spin up a bitcoin node synced to my Truck running off excess power so I am making a profit while drifting in the desert
Shit is going to be so cash

>> No.16343756

>>16343433
What happened?

>> No.16343789

>>16343694
This is your brain on /biz/

The absolute and utter delusion...

>> No.16343803

>>16343114
>At work
be gone filthy wagie

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>>16343756
this happened

>> No.16343940

>>16343928
Is he wearing the terminator 2 jacket

>> No.16343941

>>16343928
What's that

>> No.16343948

>>16343940
Yes and an inflatable butt plug controlled by his stuttering

>> No.16343953

>>16343940
Yeah. Musk is actually a T-850