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The stock market has soared to all time highs, the stock of the company I work for has gone from $6 to $18 in the past 2 years, meanwhile I only hold imaginary internet money because I fell for the memes

I am financially ruined

>> No.16342904

>>16342896
ok millennial.

>> No.16342950
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16342950

>>16342896
you should steal small dogs and sell them on craigslist

>> No.16342954

>>16342896
It's time to quit fucking around with faggot magik the gathering internet monies and but real stocks

>> No.16343146

>>16342896
Hey bro do you want to join us for drinks tonight? We're celebrating all our stock portfolios tripling in the last 2 years!

No? Why don't you want to celebrate being rich man?

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16343163

>>16342896
>Nooooo how can boomers make money of boomer stocks while crypto crashes

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>>16342896
>the stock of the company I work for has gone from $6 to $18 in the past 2 years
Hope they don't print more shares
Buy BTC and hold for 4 years. If you don't have the patience, you don't deserve the gains

>> No.16343705

>hes not balls deep in company stocks
literally lmaoing at your life
Its free money

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16343725

>>16342954
Stocks can't get you crypto gains and the fees are much higher. high frequency traders are eating spreads and day traders alive

>> No.16343834

>>16342896
What makes it even worse, is when you realize that you're financially ruined financially.

Hold some BSV, and you'll be fine anon. If you don't then.. well.. I guess this whole game isn't for you.

>> No.16344390

>>16343834
>Hold some BSV
I bought BTC and it keeps giving me shitty copies for free, isn't it amazing?

>> No.16344486

>>16343725
hundreds of stocks make massive moves every day retarded newfaggot

>> No.16344597

>>16344486
>stocks make massive moves every day
not compared to my portfolio. Stock day traders would think I was lying if I told them my gains