/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>16337986
based
Post selfie, champ

>>16337986
>laptop stickers

>>16337995
Don’t want to doxx myself maybe if the price hits like $100+

Please be polite to the man who will free us from waging faggot

>>16337986
So the whole event was a joke right? Absolutely nothing of substance?

>>16337999
Checked. You would have laughed at his “bag of goodies” if you thought that was cringe. He had a zip locked bag with a ton of cringey inspirational quotes and it was filled with ChainLink merch

>>16338016
Pretty much. Some guy that unironically looked like the soijak was showing Sergey his meme collection

Got some stickers from Sergeys “goodie bag”

>>16338010
The endless shilling of ontology nearly pushed everyone over the edge

>>16338028
Sergey is a based man. Running the most successful MLM scheme in an unregulated market. Fags would go to this shit events and line up to kiss his toes.

>>16338051
They tried to make it like a WWE entrance when Sergey entered it was playing “Ceiling can’t hold us” and Sergey ran out from the back of the hall everyone was cheering it’s unironically like HerbalLife

>>16338073
My thoughts exactly. kek

>>16338073

LinkCOONNNNEEEECCCTTTTT

> It's another unreliable narrator discusses chainlink thread

>>16338091
Ask anyone else who attended about Sergeys entrance it’s all unironically tru

>>16338101
Well, he's a big guy

>>16337986
>some dude just asked Sergey whilst 5 or 6 of us were in a huddle if had heard of CryptoJuice
Lmfao okay all the spam was worth it for this. Hard kek.

>>16338137
Definitely kek

>>16337986

you pissed yourself at a chain link event gj

>>16338256
i pissed myself at work yesterday

>>16337995

His presentation was a copycat of all his other presentations- computer was someone else’s. Pretty straight forward, lots of biz hiding amongst the smarts. No one got to speak to Sergey or ask questions since it was an event for ic3 to talk about smart stuff.

>>16338447
Dude he's just memeing at this stage because no definitions on what smart contracts are, no useful applications (he just talks abstracts), and even developers are confused by his "unique" responses to non-issues like on chain aggregation and his avoidance of serious topics like merkle trees and light chains.

>>16338582
>he put all of his money into an overpriced token that only pumped because of a single tweet made by a google intern

>>16338016
>So the whole event was a joke right? Absolutely nothing of substance?
at this point any substance is a shock to me.

>>16338073
noooo pls no

>>16339139
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOO

>>16338073
... Sergey is a fucking weeb philosopher ffs

>>16337986
Well what did he say? Does sergey know crypto juice? Did sergey also say how he's a scammer?

>>16338073
>Ceiling can’t hold us
haha that's dope af

>>16338073
>WHAT'S UP MY LINK MARINES IN THE HOUSE HOW WE FEELIN TONIIIIIIGHT??
>I CAN'T HEAR YOUU!!!

TO THE FAT UGLY MONGOLOID AT THE CHAINLINK MEETUP LAST NIGHT

Everyone there hated you. You came crashing in like the fucking snow monster from Looney Toons and literally knocked a girl down on her face, then proceeded to jump around like a goddamn autistic child. Your beer belly hung out of your shirt and almost made me vomit. The guy next to you had to keep grabbing you and yelled in your fucking ear to go away. Everyone around you was exchanging dirty looks. Everyone wanted you gone, but you were probably too drunk to notice. YOU RUINED THE LAST FUCKING DISCUSSION OF THE NIGHT.

I know you post on /biz/ because you drunkenly yelled it to everyone while waiting to meet Sergey. And while you and your inbred hick family took turns high fiving and shouting “Chainlink is a meme” Sergey looked at you and rolled his fucking eyes. EVEN SERGEY NAZAROV HATES YOU.

Go die you absolute piece of shit, I wish I was able to go up to you and tell you yourself but you were too far away. You are an absolute retard and your complete lack of self awareness is astonishing. You fucking toad. You look like Meth Damon if he was born with fetal alcohol syndrome. You, a grown man, stomped around like the autistic kid did at middle school dances, during the fucking oracle demonstration. You worm. You entered so many peoples lives in one night and every single one of them hate you. I talked to the guy next to you who was this close to punching you out and he just said that you're the biggest loser he's ever seen. Another woman called you a massive cunt. You fucking slime. I know that every one of those people went home and told their loved ones about you. Mocked your fat disgusting appearance. I need you to know this. You fucking shit stain. You are nothing more than a pajeet. The amount of people that hate you while not even knowing your name is unreal. Your very existence is mediocre. Please go kill yourself.

>>16339602
Why didn't you come to him and told him instead of impotently raging on /biz/?

Have some spine for fucks sake.