/biz/ - Business & Finance

Chainlink in my anus yummy sirs

>>16325191
pee pee poo poo

>>16325208
>Chainlink in my anus yummy sirs
Sophomoric comments have no place within the context of my query.

>>16325191
Whoever told you that lied. This is a basket weaving forum for discussion on monetizing our wares.

>>16325191
but... I have heard of this chainlink.

Chainlink Connections:

Swift + Chainlink (Page 11, SmartContract + Rise Technologies, SmartContract is who makes Chainlink):https://www.swift.com/sites/default/files/resources/swift_swiftatsibos_innovation_pioneering_inno_for_community_brochure.pdf

ISDA’s general interest in smart contracts: https://www.isda.org/2019/01/30/legal-guidelines-for-smart-derivatives-contracts-introduction/

ISDA + Openlaw (Attending an ISDA event on Nov 6th): https://www.isda.org/event/london/isda-technology-forum-2019-11-06/#anchor-agenda

Chainlink + Openlaw: https://twitter.com/openlawofficial/status/1177300013946417154?s=21

Chainlink + Google: https://cloud.google.com/blog/products/data-analytics/building-hybrid-blockchain-cloud-applications-with-ethereum-and-google-cloud

Chainlink + Intel: https://software.intel.com/en-us/articles/new-confidential-computing-solutions-emerge-on-the-hyperledger-avalon-trusted-compute

Chainlink + Oracle(Software company): https://blogs.oracle.com/startup/every-startup-in-the-blockchain-with-oracle-cloud-and-chainlink

Chainlink + Amazon (Skip to 1:01:30): https://pages.kaleido.io/webinar-ondemand-kaleido-on-aws-thankyou?submissionGuid=68a3dd47-631c-4ad9-acf0-d54c52e1dc7c

Notable content from Chainlink
Smart contracts: https://blog.chain.link/the-power-of-smart-contracts-what-they-are-and-how-they-can-revolutionize-the-future/

Oracles: https://blog.chain.link/oracles-the-key-to-unlocking-smart-contracts/

Derivatives: https://blog.chain.link/solving-deep-seeded-trust-problems-in-derivatives-using-chainlink-enabled-smart-contracts/

Bonus:

General Crypto + Business: https://www2.deloitte.com/content/dam/Deloitte/se/Documents/risk/DI_2019-global-blockchain-survey.pdf

>t. please spoonfeed me

>>16325262
Nigger

shit larp
you must be 18 to post here
>t. 2k linkie double sudoku stack

>>16325284
also fuck niggers, fuck trannies, fuck pajeets

>>16325191
have your team dress up like this and yell HIT OR MISS

We're preparing for some of the new changes promoted by CFTC

OP will be unemployable in a week. Take the rope pill

>>16325375
>OP will be unemployable in a week.
I have been in my current role for 7 years, and head up our institution's regional research department. High chance I'll be around in a week.

>>16325262
Plenty of Chainlink info on reddit, fucking leave immediately.

>>16325282
Fascinating info, I'll dispatch this to my colleagues shortly.

>>16325407
>our institution
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha stupid wagecuck set up to fail hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

>>16325293
very based sir

>>16325407
What's your stance on niggers and street shitting shills?

>>16325416
That's wonderful news, Pajeet. Send your finest pigeons.

Why does your company hire retards? Sounds like bad business.

>>16325423
I do not condone such language.

>>16325425
Pigeons? Excuse me? Most of my colleagues have graduated from Wharton.

>>16325439
I would love to shit on your face.

>>16325271
One of my junior analysts conducted research a few weeks ago and informed me of /biz/, and now that one of our major deals have closed to which I lead the DD, I can now concentrate on Chainlink.

>>16325433
>>16325423
ive been visiting this website for 15 years and i know a samef*g when i see one

>>16325191
>Hello,
>
>My director assigned me to lead a 3 person team to conduct research on Chainlink, and I was told this part of the internet is where most of the discussions take place.
>
>While I cannot go into detail as to my employer, I can say we work within banking.
>
>Please provide any and all credible info to LINK so that our team to deliver a holistic analysis for the higher-ups.
Fuck you and your Jewish masters

>>16325453
Kill yourself faggot. You've been here 1.5 years max

>>16325452
Any of your (((colleagues))) online right now? Link them to this thread.

>>16325453
I think you are outside of your knowledge base as it concerns this thread.

>>16325458
>Fuck you and your Jewish masters
Our board consists of mainly Anglo-Saxons.

i highly recommend reading the Chainlink novel. heres the amazon preview

Chapter 1

>Let me penetrate you with my thumb, linkie!
>No, please don't!
*Unbuttons shirt, showing his immense belly*
>Who's your master?
>I... I don't have a master.
>WHO'S YOUR MASTER, LINKIE?!?
>Allah is my only master!
>Take off your pants!
>Nooooooo!
*Unbuckles belt*
>Let me see that juicy asshole.
>No!
>You Muslim son of a bitch! I'm about to teach you what 'chainlink' is fundamentally about.
*Flogs linkie with belt*
>AHHH!! OK, MASTER! PLEASE STOP!
>Turn around and bend over, linkie. Take this!
*Shoves thumb up in linkie's rectum*
>AAAAAARRRRRRGHHHH!
>Hehehehe... Now watch this.
*Unzips pants, reveals his huge erect cock*
>Nooooooo, please don't rape me, master! I will do whatever you want!
>Ok, linkie. Log in to binance. YES, good boy. Now give me your phone.
*Beep beep click click-BUY. OK*
>Master, you just spent all my money on LINK...
>Yes, linkie. Did you like it?
>Yes, master. I feel so turned on...
>You're my slave now. All your Bitcoin is MINE!
>MASTER, I WILL DO ANYTHING FOR YOU!
>Alright, bend over, little bitch!
>Y-yes m-master!
>What a nice and juicy anus!
*Forcefully shoves his cock up linkie's butrhole, tearing up his sphincter*
>Oohh, by Allah, this feels so good!
>Take this, my servant! Uuuugh!
>Aahhh! Yes! Yes, master! Give it to me!
>No more chains, just links!
>Fuck me like Mohammed fucked Aisha!
>Allah made you gay!
>Allah would be proud of me now!
>I'm gonna coom...
*Loud grunt*
>I'm cooming too, master!
*Unloads an enormous load of warm semen inside linkie's anal cavity*
>Good boy. Thanks for letting me empty my prostate inside your ass. Now get the fuck out of here. Next in line?
>Thank you for your cum, Master! I will always love you! Allahu akhbaaaaar!
*Linkie pulls out a gun and shoots himself in the head*
>Hmm his death really turned me on.
*Master Sergey takes off his pants again fucks the cadaver*

>>16325423
Shitting in street very healthy for you. Not so healthy for they

You had two years man just check the archives

>Oooo yeah. All of this blood and mung is fucking HOT
*there's a knock at the door*
>WHO THE FUCK IS IT
>Sergey pulls out his massive russian cock, dripping clear cum on the floor as it leaves dead anus.
>It's Thomas, master. I have your next linkie.
>Bring him in Thomas.
*a cute little asian boi walks in. he is shy*
>Where are you from, sergeys buttcheaks still sweaty from his previous session.
>n..niigata...
>WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST CALL BE YOU BUG? . BEND OVER
*he slowly pulls down his pants and shows sergey his boipussy*
>HERE'S A MIXICLE
*sergey burys his face into the bois asshole*
>ooooo your beard. its hurting me
>SHUT THE FUCK UP.
*surgey stirs his tounge around in circles
>ooooh my godd masterr
*the boy splurts a pathetic amount of cum onto the floor out of his tiny swinging penis*
*sergey takes his face out of the boys ass and takes a long snifff*
>MMMM YEAH. THOMAS GET IN HERE
>yes master?
>IM DONE, REMOVE HIM. LETS GET BACK TO WORK
*sergey checks his wallet of 700 million Link*
>MMM...

Chapter 2

>i love edging to the dev wallet, Thomas. Knowing that I have over a billion dollars i can dump at any moment. It gets me so hard
*Thomas quivers in fear*
>how is staking coming along?
>its ready to be deployed..master…
>Take off your shirt Thomas
*Thomas peels off his shirt, revealing his saggy manteets*
>MM YOU’VE ALWAYS BEEN LOYAL TO ME THOMAS
>DANCE FOR ME
>master what if rory finds out
*sergey viciously strokes his cock, edging to the point of explosion*
>master..mm.. I.. I hope rory…
>SHUT THE FUCK UP
*sergey edges to the point where he cant anymore, spilling at first a drop of cum, and then spewing out the last ounces of come possible from his prostate*

>>16325479
this, can be purchased here:

https://www.amazon.com/Tetraktys-Ari-Juels/dp/0982283709

>>16325492
My analyst hasn't mentioned any archives, yet he is the one who advocated for LINK to be within our product stack. Will ask him more about this in the morning.

>>16325503
> Quality larper
Check here if real >>/biz/

>>16325262
Cringe

>>16325407
Cock cock cock cock in our asses cum gay sex

Rabbits eating dead turtles covered in manga soaked in cum
Cum cum cum

>>16325503
Blacks are the worst race
Cum in our anus
It is ours
Let us drink and sip from each other brother

Nice bait, anon. I approve of this nonsense to pass the time.

>>16325191
probably larp but here you go anyways nufag
https://enclaveresearch.com/comments-on-the-chainlink-white-paper-parallels-to-early-web/

Ctrl f: "Chainlink"
http://www.iftf.org/fileadmin/user_upload/images/ourwork/Food_Futures_Lab/IFTF_Good_Food_is_Good_Business.pdf

https://www.eublockchainforum.eu/sites/default/files/research-paper/convergence_of_blockchain_ai_and_iot_academic_2.pdf

https://www2.deloitte.com/content/dam/Deloitte/se/Documents/risk/DI_2019-global-blockchain-survey.pdf

https://imgur.com/a/HS9hIfr
https://imgur.com/a/bklfSCi
https://pastebin.com/6xcsc2jR

Read all of these, go in the archives in warosu, and watch every Sergey Nazarov speech, including and especially the oldest ones from 2015.

>>16325503
The literal state of Discord tranny LARPers.

>>16325503
You get what you want when you provide proof that you're genuine. You're getting shit smeared in your face because that should've been obvious.

>>16325582
I want to rape you babe

>>16325588
I thought you were the larper, I was like "hehe fag"

>>16325595
I fuck you nice

>>16325577
>probably larp but here you go anyways nufag
>https://enclaveresearch.com/comments-on-the-chainlink-white-paper-parallels-to-early-web/
>Ctrl f: "Chainlink"
>http://www.iftf.org/fileadmin/user_upload/images/ourwork/Food_Futures_Lab/IFTF_Good_Food_is_Good_Business.pdf
>https://www.eublockchainforum.eu/sites/default/files/research-paper/convergence_of_blockchain_ai_and_iot_academic_2.pdf
>https://www2.deloitte.com/content/dam/Deloitte/se/Documents/risk/DI_2019-global-blockchain-survey.pdf
>https://imgur.com/a/HS9hIfr
>https://imgur.com/a/bklfSCi
>https://pastebin.com/6xcsc2jR
>Read all of these, go in the archives in warosu, and watch every Sergey Nazarov speech, including and especially the oldest ones from 2015.
Interesting info, I'll have my analyst take a look at this. Presumably, it appears the junior analyst has recommended a formidable solution.

>>16325608
mmhmm put it in my tight hairy boipucci

>>16325577
The picture is fud.
~90 usd by 2027.
It will happen sooner.

>>16325609
I want to have sex with your ass while you watch it my bitch mother fuck boy I kiss you on lips because I love you but don’t get lost in my eyes bitch while I RAIL YOUR ASSHOLE into the stratosphere

>>16325573
Pass me the time man

>>16325191
This is astro, 100%

>>16325208
>>16325558
>>16325569
>>16325588
>>16325608
>>16325623
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read all these nufag

>>16325582
what part of what I'm asking is hard to believe? also why the hostility?

>>16325645
Mother bitch I kiss you

i think the ukrainin leader is nuked into pile of russian losers all hail the hot boner nuke

>>16325577
Great info, will further look into this.

>>16325657
I kiss you wearing your mother clothes you bitch

I put flesh light in my ass
Lube lube lube
Feels like mommy now baby

>>16325657
Because you're the 500th person this week to claim they're working for someone who's interested in Chainlink? Until you provide proof, you are a liar with hidden motives.

because everyone bones and is therefore a boner. ha hat boner

>>16325679
>Because you're the 500th person this week to claim they're working for someone who's interested in Chainlink? Until you provide proof, you are a liar with hidden motives.

What incentive is there for me to lie? it's ridiculous for many of you to presume misguided intent. I simply want the solid info, and some of the contributors here have been helpful.

>>16325191
Hey dumbass boomer, why aren't you pumping my bags yet?

>>16325675
Also this

>>/biz/thread/S14514053

>>16325703
No proof, no deal. I can't believe I let myself get strung along like this. It's my own fucking fault.

>>16325703
>What incentive is there for me to lie
>why would someone come on to an anonymous internet image board and just lie

>>16325703
>Why would someone just go onto an anonymous message board and tell a lie?

>>16325728
Reeeeeeee whites don't lie. If op is white and he sounds white then he can't lie

>>16325262
>context of my query
>>16325416
>I'll dispatch this
>>16325433
>I do not condone
>>16325503
>My analyst
>>16325609
>formidable solution
No one write like this fuck off my board

>>16325771
>No one write like this fuck off my board
My first and maybe last post on this area of the internet. Some solid information has been given, but the posts are very off-putting.

>>16325788
Surprisingly it is the admittance of such posts that resulted in the discovery and understanding of chainlink at ICO 2 years ago. Those who can stand the environment blossom into strong powerful creatures, permanently scarred by the abyss, but with incredible strength compared to those who have never come close to the breasts of chaos.

>>16325788
Its anonymous. You can be whatever you want. Why be a retarded jew hm?

>>16325788
>My first and maybe last post on this area of the internet
Good. Fuck off. we've seen larps 100x better than this. Get outta here with this weak shit

>>16325788
> Reeeeee moderate the internet
Move to china dude

>>16325827
>Good. Fuck off. we've seen larps 100x better than this. Get outta here with this weak shit
In my 20+ years in the banking/financial services sector, I can assure you arrogance is problematic on several fronts. Humble yourself before externalities take over.

>>16325788
You came to the toughest crowd on the clearnet

>>16325844
>Humble yourself before externalities take over.

OH GOD NOT THAT, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

English is obviously your second language, but I'm having trouble placing your first. You Scandinavian?

>>16325827
I'm 20+ years in financial services, banking and fintech too.
Don't worry anon, we aren't all lazy easy to upset faggots like this guy

>>16325844
don't expect the anywhere on the internet, particularly here, to be your little rub and tug just because you're interested in something we know about

>>16325886
I'm a Wendys chef making 40k/year. We don't cum on all your burgers. Believe me

>>16325895
>We don't cum on all your burgers.
why the fuck do i keep eating there then?

>>16325886
>I'm 20+ years in financial services, banking and fintech too.
>Don't worry anon, we aren't all lazy easy to upset faggots like this guy

Your kind words are duly appreciated. Our firm has been exploring many of the FinTech solutions and it appears Chainlink is a promising position. While it is still too early to call how we'll ultimately settle for the tech within our product stack, it seems Chainlink is more developed to similar offerings. Fascinating to watch a new paradigm unfold so late into my career. I'm aiming to retire in the next few years.

By the way, I am sure we run in similar circles: hoe often have you attended Money 20/20 the past few years?

>>16325262
>Sophomoric
>wise idiot
>Chainlink yummy in my anus
>wise
>...
>chainlink in my anus
Why didn’t I think of doing this before??

>>16325932
how*

>>16325932
So many applications will be built from Chainlinks oracle network. Honestly, i can't comprehend what or how. You just live long enough to know and see with your own eyes.

For example, the internet, who knew where it would be today? the websites, the shopping, all the cool stuff we have access to. We didn't know this in the 90s. All it was used for was chatrooms. Much like todays crypto, we really use crypto to trade tokens amongst each other and talk about it in chatrooms.

Another example, mobile phones. We used to have phones that fliped open and thats what people were excited for. We could finally call each other and make plans without having to use a payphone. 80s babies probably have never even used a payphone or dialed collect. Once 3g and 4g came out we all of a sudden was able to use the internet. but even that was different then the internet on our cpu at home. Think of all the applications that we use now on our phone. uber, twitter, maping services, waze, the play store, the apple store.

I mean, you can't predict what is going to be built on a network until its built. This is the same for the Chainlink oracle network. No one will be able to see what lies ahead. But the 1%, understand that it is important. It is unique and applications WILL BE built and used. The game has suddenly changed for crypto and the worl much like how the internet and 3g, 4g changed the game.

>>16325954
>So many applications will be built from Chainlinks oracle network. Honestly, i can't comprehend what or how. You just live long enough to know and see with your own eyes.

One of my Wharton classmates in the 80s was an early investor into Netscape before Microsoft offset their market share of internet traffic. I can't tell you how that relationship was. When he told me he had finally gotten involved in the market, it was like that stock was owned by his pet monkey. As soon as we had trouble with Netscape, he was already on the move to an alternative technology. He also held a lottery in early phase of Netscape. I believe his second hand account of his winnings was $5M. In the post IPO environment we ended up going over 50x that amount of his profit. He still owns all his part and I had one too. If a pet monkey can do that, what about a billionaire.

>>16325813
you tremendous faggot
kys

>>16325984
nice computer generated text

>>16325954
Our firm is largely dominated by Ivy League graduates. While Stanford students do make up a sizeable percentage of our team, most of our guys are not. So far we have brought in an awful lot of Ivy Leaguers, and are building a team made of mostly top tech executives from other industries. It's a unique challenge — these people are mostly very smart, and we need to understand a lot about the way they think. For instance, our junior analyst, the one hired to proposed LINK, is working for us at an annual rate of $97,000 in base salary within a bonus affixed to performance. He made his way on my radar after taking a low-salary offer in lieu of an ambitious performance fee based on his findings.

>>16325191
Larp. Yawn. Also fuck link.

>>16326011
Your views are not suitable for this thread. Add value or get lost.

>>16326024
I get it now, this is cringefud.

Anyhow I think a lot of the information that was needed has been has been provided by some of you. Thank you for your time.

>>16326053
Get fucked cum lord

>>16326053
And thank you for the proof.

>>16326088
>And thank you for the proof.
I have the information required to someone on my team to cross-reference the LINK advocate in my department. While it's none of my business, I am curious to know if he has a position. He has been our go-to

Who the fuck names a node infinity stones I mean jesus you cape shitters are the worst

>>16325191
glowing in the dark

>>16325191
These threads fren, i hope you are not larping

https://yuki.la/biz/7206735
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https://yuki.la/biz/12780983#p12781437
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>>16326155
>glowing in the dark
all large financial service institutions are regulatory-friendly. this should come as no surprise. by nature, we comply to who you refer to as "glow in the dark."

Welcome to the real-world.

>>16325191
>Works in banking sector

Fuck off, filthy kike.

OP, a good LARP should be funny or at least entertaining. This thread is just garbage.

Stop please.

>>16326377
>OP, a good LARP should be funny or at least entertaining. This thread is just garbage.
>Stop please.
I killed the thread recently. By now, there's already enough actionable info for us to report to higher-ups.

>>16325471
Then you would be very interested in Fantom

>>16326120
Do yourself a big favor and contact the chainlink team directly. Why on earth would you consider to take an advice from a unknown board like this to prepare YOUR WORK towards a new tech? They can give you way better insights.

this thread sucks

>>16325657
Yuppies like you are just annoying man. Also fuck niggers and like. I’m never selling my linkies. EVER

C-level fintech software founder seeking to revolutionise wills / probate here. I've been using this board for exactly the same reason, OP.

>>16326518
Cause he's a desperate LARPing tranny looking to get some (You)s.

>>16325439
>graduate from wharton
>too dumb to use google

fuck off pajeet

>>16325452
>junior analysts conducted research
You should fire him by chili-fucking

>>16325191
Yes, conducting financial analysis on a board where everyone calls everyone niggers. Good job.

>>16325191
It’s funny you type a lot like an Indian

>>16326416
I read the thread and your replies. So what are the next steps for you? You forward the information and then what. Here's also something interesting for you to read, it's a nice compilation of everything related to Chainlink: https://github.com/JohannEid/awesome-chainlink/blob/master/README.md

Other stuff that haven't been mentioned yet:

Oracle startups:
https://blogs.oracle.com/startup/first-cohort-of-startups-selected-for-oracle’s-blockchain-and-chainlink-innovation-project
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Binance:
https://www.binance.com/en/blog/394373386380349440/Connecting-Binance-Data-to-NextGen-DeFi-Applications-Using-Chainlink-Oracles
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Intel:
https://software.intel.com/en-us/articles/new-confidential-computing-solutions-emerge-on-the-hyperledger-avalon-trusted-compute
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Undoubtedly one of if not the best articles about chainlink by The Crypto Oracle:
https://medium.com/@The_Crypto_Oracle