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Cringe

Wtf is this REQ?????

$1K EOY

Pnd scam

>>16244179
Yikes

>>16244179
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>>16244151

>swag

>>16244183
Bigmacs instead of mozzarella. You burgers were too dumb to see

>>16244151
SOLD

>>16244151
>the chainlink bagholder shill (jannie) program
>working for free
cringe

Exit scam just sold 100k

Imagine autists on here spaghetti everywhere and sniffing seats while trying to promote muh links
> Excuse me my dear there's a snake
> What!? ***Stands up***
> Tips it
> A-ha! Snniiiffffff

time to set up local chainlink clubs bros

>>16244179
fpbp

>>16244229

They literally are begging people for help now. So glad I sold this last week. They have no idea what they’re doing

>>16244151
I was disappointed to not see 10k+ stack in the application requirements.

>>16244266
Larp

>>16244305
10k stack confirmed suicide stack

>>16244266
Yes anon you must be feeling very smart having sold last week, I am envious

>>16244151
>Apple
>Microsoft
>Tesla
They don’t do this

>>16244151
That's unironically bearish.
Fire this guy! I mean cmon guys no one will take Link serious after this
> Swag

>>16244442
Yes they do faggot

https://www.apple.com/education/campusreps/
https://ambassadors.microsoft.com/xbox
https://studentpartners.microsoft.com/en-us

>>16244513
Lmao you litterally spoon fed the idiot.
>Imagine not needing group communitys when chainlink is the biggest backend system in the world

>>16244553
Yep we're still at the ground floor but once Chainlink is fully operational than it's ogre.
Anyone that's not already all in won't make it.

>>16244151
we already are the fucking advocates

>>16244596
This. Why don’t they just use the marine ranks? Built in hierarchy and command structure.

>>16244664
Hope someone pushes that idea in the "advocate discord", maybe it'll catch on informally

>>16244151
ohnonononononoono

>>16244596
kek, we're the opposite. Everyone here posts big macs and pregnant sergey memes.

>>16244151
Cringe and yikespilled

>>16244216
Why is this bad. Someone explain for a brain let

>>16244734
And it's out of pure love, honest and distilled, innocent and perfect; primordial and uncorrupted, even

>>16244513
Checked. Top post of the day award winner here. Audibly keking right now.

>>16244747
It's just cheesy, nobody gives a shit about corporate culture horse shit, they better have not spent a lot of time coming up with this shit, no more than a morning

how much technical knowhow is required to be a linky advocate

>>16244763
>nobody gives a shit about corporate culture horse shit
besides corporations you moron

>>16244767
Did you read the fucking post? Sounds like none:
Duties will include both virtual and real-world components such as:

Host in-person community meetup events
Manage partner/sponsor and speaker relationships
Create content to keep your community engaged
Provide mentorship to new members
Serve as the local city advocate for visitors and team members

You will join the Chainlink community team on bi-weekly check-up calls and keep us updated on your progress via group chats. We expect Chainlink Community Advocates to be motivated and dedicated to producing measurable results.

>>16244777
Waste and inefficiency, worthless garbage, defend it all you want

I don't think it'll affect the price in anyway, so ultimately, who cares

>>16244767
The ability to get dubs on demand

Oh wow, another fucking usless blog post no one asked for or cares about.

>>16244792
Defend what you retard. You sidestepped the topic because you know you are incorrect.

Eat shit

>>16244777
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>>16244811
>>16244266
checked

I own 100k chainlink can I be an ambassador?

>thinking this is bearish

yacht parties ain't gonna schedule themselves you faggots. 1000 eoy check em

>>16244873
Gg but facts

>>16244829
are your trousers covered in dried-up semen?

>>16244151
>Link doesn't need to do any of the cringey marketing campaign gimmicks shitcoins do because the fundamentals are so strong! they even keep things secret and let their partners announce it!
>community advocate program

Oooohhh linnnkieeeeeeesss

>>16244734
That is just not true. I'm a muslim man but I must admit that pregnant Sergey memes really turns me on.

How about they focus on the network and implementing staking instead of this useless childish garbage.

>>16244913
They aren’t. Why do you think they made this. Don’t know why anyone ever bought this stupid coin

>>16244792
the advocates aren't getting paid anything
you do realize this is part of marketing?

Ahahaha that's it linkies, no more good announcements, only meme and t-shirt design contests from now on

>>16244151
YOU do the work, Sergey EATS the burgers.

>>16244896
Only my boxers

>>16244151
>it’s real
wtf this is the first time I legitimately am considering selling

i'm out

>>16244151
BBBOOORRRIIINNNGGG

So let me get this straight;
The company is growing and needs hell... because they are growing...

And you retards think it's a bad thing?

Thx just bought 10k more

>>16245214
yeah no

imagine filling out a job application + phone interview to volunteer for a startup

>>16244513
mulesoft does something similar also, it's pretty common

https://meetups.mulesoft.com/become-mulesoft-meetup-leader/

>>16245287
get back to work kieran

>>16244596
I ate some advocates once, was an artisanal sandwich shop run by dyslexics, very sad

>>16245214

>>16245287
MULESOFT LMAO
IMAGINE NOT GETTING A PARTNERSHIP WITH MICROSOFT BUT YOU END UP WITH FUCKING MULESOFT LMFAO

>>16245472
Ok

>>16244151
>https://blog.chain.link/announcing-the-official-chainlink-community-advocate-program/
>...a pivotal role....
What did they mean by this?

>>16245509
it means you will be a janny (doing it for free) of their coding notes putting them in order and updating the tracker

>>16244913
Retard. Developers aren't taking time out of their day to spread the word on social media. They are in the process of becoming a huge company, companies do this weird shit. This will have zero negative impact on the project itself.

>>16244513
pwnt

>>16244151

Lol keeping holding while we cash out guys!