/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>16243706
thanks for putting my reply in your screenshot anon

MMMM YOU SMELL SOMETHING HMMMHHHMMM SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIF SMELLS LIKE *HOLD ON* ..
FFFFFFFFMMMMMMMMMM
NUFAGS

>>16243706

>>16243827

I came in here just to post this, unironically.

Instead I'll leave this.

>>16243872

>>16243888
chekked

The memes were right all along. How did /biz/ know?

>>16243924
Kek the best one so far

>>16243769
BRRRRRRAAAAAAP
HMM YES QUITE PUNGENT

>>16243924

Someone post that bear who went 20x and bragged about being above liquidation line right before a pump

>>16243952
>being this new
But yeah. An all time classic

>>16244047

>>16243983
holy shit
Must be a LARP but it's a damn good LARP

classic

does anyone have that one with the dude who sold his eth early and watched it climb, never to buy back in or whatever?
somehow i've never saved it

>>16244047

>>16243726
Things really are quite peculiar indeed

>>16243827
congrats on the amazyngly cancer screenshot

>>16244136
I have a 4k monitor
sue me

SWINGY LINKIE
LOST HIS STACK
SWINGY LINKIE
WON'T GET IT BACK

HE TRIED TO GET
TO 20K
BY BETTING AGAINST
BLESSED SERGEY

AT $2.80
HE TRIED TO SWING
AT $3.08
HE FOMO'D IN

HE TRIED AGAIN
AT $3.01
AND NOW HES MISSED
OUR GREAT BULLRUN

SWINGY CRY
AND SWINGY MOAN
SWINGY LOST HIS
MOTHER'S HOME

HE DREAMS OF DUMPS
HE TRIES TO COPE
HIS ONLY SWING, NOW'S
FROM A ROPE

>>16244081
Pre 2017 pump...classic

>>16243872
Does someone have the cap of a dude saying he chucked 10k at something and did no research?

>>16244271
Holy shit that’s based

>>16243777
checked

>>16243993
the OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOs have it

>>16244095
Not only was this not /biz/ but it wasn't 4chan either.

>>16243777
keked n checked

Guys I’m not real smart but somehow managed to get 100k link. I was since ico but again I’m not real smart I’ve read about chainlink almost everyday so I understand kinda what it is. I just hope it all works out and hope everyone who has chainlink makes it. Good day to all

>>16244967
kek

This one is going to sting a little.

>>16243706
Absolutely nothing.

>>16244967
XRP GANG

>>16243706
The thread where that high school student got doxxed. Here's the link. Enjoy:

>>/biz/thread/S13635085#p13635085

>>16243963
brilliant

>>16245046
ITT we summon Nicholas Jarret

This one is unbeatable

>>16243993
the duality of /biz/

someone have the classic penny stock sell at $0.02 pic?

>>16245172
holy shit

>>16245093
He would be in Germany now. If the dox didn't mess up his exchange prospects that is. Imagine the school finding out he was browsing a mandarin nazi board.

>>16244092
>>16244092
fuck couldn't find it here have a rare link meme instead

>>16245172
based show sniffer

>>16245131
I remember posting in this thread lmao. Think I was the RuneScape comment.
I even remember watching it go down and everyone figuring it out. Brilliant.

>>16245167
found it

>>16244404

>>16245172
Lol rookie mistake, everyone knows only to sniff the shoes after she's locked the door.

>>16243706

>>16245352
yep I've sniffed a few in my day, gotta be careful.
mfw no hot shoes to sniff lately

>>16245235
Hahahaha fuck me that one is probably my favourite. The anon that claimed to hack dash CEO's twitter and actually delivered... Heroic.

>>16243706

>>16243706

>>16243952
>>16244032
youre so cringy

>>16243945
These were some of my favorite threads from '17. Especially when the market was going down. True chaotic neutral like rarely seen chaotic neutral

>>16245508
Ouch! My feeling

>>16245559
the fact that ur still in this thread confirms ur insecurity

>>16245620
Yes. I care deeply about your opinion

>>16243983
>>16244072
It’s an amazing larp. The end where he mentions digibyte gives it away. DGB was the go-to shitcoin back in 2017. Still amazingly done.

>>16243936
Blessed

>>16243706

>>16243706

>>16245172
kek

I forgot I had this. Not exactly /biz/, but good enough.

>>16245172
>promised I wont be sniffing the safe afterwards (even though I will)

kek

>>16245445
Actual black facts.

>>16243924
Hey that's my screenshot! That thread was fucking hilarious. Someone made a Webm after too

MOM WAU Coin is beating link and bitcoin again, its not fair!

>>16246036
h-hot

>>16246165

lmao

>>16245131
Unbeatable you say?

>>16246115
jesus guys, i miss the bogdanoff times

>>16243726
based and feels pilled

>>16246165
Me without work

just end me

>>16246352
Just imagine how much worse you'd feel if you had a job on top of your misery.

>>16243706

>>16243706
dammit! Image blocked. M00t wouldn't have allowed this

>>16243706

>>16246403
Who drew this trainwreck
>>16243706
ah /biz/ I'm getting sentimental. Remember the good vibes from knowing how right we were about link, shoveling all I had into it

>>16246801
>train wreck
You’re right! BCH has lost a full 80% since those days. Absolut Trainwreck

>>16243726
This actually made me unironically really happy. Thank you, fren.

>>16246841
Work on your meme presentation, but otherwise yes.

>>16243924
damn, i remember this meme. funny how 2nd and 3rd cards turned out to be pure shitcoins.

>>16245353
someone explain for a brainlet

>>16243706

>>16243706
what happened that chan that dude put on xrp? Never saw it mentioned again after the second day. Did it become unusable?

>>16245172
F

I like feet too but not that much, get a grip anon

>>16244980
I had btc through all of that, just wish I hadn't sold as many as I have

>>16245046
>Nicholas Jarrett is a nigger and white supremacist.

>>16246036
what an attention whore

>>16243872
>CanYa
Holy shit lmao at that piece of shit
>CanYa fuck my shit up

Anyone have the archive link of the thread with portal travelling Grug punching through various characters?

>>16244081
>my beans aren’t sprouting
Ayy lmao

>>16243726
based and absurditypilled

the amplification of the car and the computer are outsizing contributions from weirdly psychographically-distributed human beings in the same way the sword did. we've only just begun to see the effects of that.

we're on the massive climb portion of technology relative to natural human capacity. it started in the industrial revolution, and we probably will only get to feel the tail end of the real ascent, but a singularity event is coming soon. even if TITAN AI doesn't fold us all into alternative space or some ridiculous sci-fi bullshit, there's no arguing that the human race of 2500 will be a far cry from who we are today.

i think you ought to strap in, this is gonna last. donald trump was a prototype for a much larger degree of absurdity

>>16243983
Link will either be manna from heaven, or gigadigibyte, there is no in between.

>>16243706
My favorite was a thread on how to impress blue collar workers. I've been trying to find it in archives for the past three years. Max keking

>>16250713
>>/biz/thread/S8277787

This is the best thread. The AK-47 ran out of gas thread link holder

>>16250735
Thanks anon for the keks.
Classic.

>>16243706

>>16243706

This one's good.

>that guy who whose coworkers called "bitboy" and "the wolf of (street where they work)" after the 2018 crash

>>16244271
based as fuck

>>16243777
Lol that’s me in the second thread

>>16250976

>bitboy flipping his shit on /biz/ every day for a whole week before finally ragequitting the internet.

>>16250976
Kek that was ducking funny

>>16244092

How can one forget this guy

>>16250960
This was kind of beautiful ngl.

>>16250960

Amazing

>>16250960
Actual skill

>>16244085
Pretty much, except the millionaire part. Nobody gets rich here sadly.

>>16247486
I thought that was the whole point of the joke

https://youtu.be/-hQeArXQEJg

>>16250976
>"bitboy"
FUCK
please tell me someone has the legend of bitboy
Ffs I'm keking my pants for real

>>16250952
Pajeeti dialect and high school syntax aside, this analysis of the meme actually holds up really well to scrutiny - and all the permutations of Pepe and Wojak fit it extraordinarily well.

>>16244967
fucking normies are so goddamn insufferable

they'll pick up a department store discount book because it has a cool cover, read it, and drone on about it as though anything they learned is any more valuable than a pepe pee pee meme

no one gives a shit about the difference between the spam bullshit here and the grade school analysis on reddit, its fucking negligible

>>16245353
"the design of a disruptive crisis must also be done according to procedures; once the cryptocurrency system has been deployed and successfully tested, the collapse of the dollar-based monetary system can proceed as planned. Actually, we are moving from a system based on the gold standard - in which the actors do believe that the declared quantities of gold are really what they are told - to a system based on altcoins, in which the agents do believe secrecy and anonimity is guaranteed. Of course, this is not true."

"Social Security is essential for millions of retirees, therefore destroying Social Security is the main target. If we want to hurt the maximum number of people we need to hurt them there where they least expect it: in their future."

"lending to those who can afford to repay was the main mistake; under the new strategy, we will first knock down those who lend, such that there will be no one left to lend the money. APT-variant viruses are designed to tamper with the blocks within the blockchain; a compromised blockchain is all we need to turn down any cryptocurrency-based system. Once public confidence in the safety of the blockchain is lost, you should expect a major impact on markets."

"destroying the entire global financial system is the only solution to speed up the paradigm shift; cryptocurrencies do have but one and just one key advantage for us: they will allow us to finance black projects in even a more secretive way. In fact, altcoins and cryptocurrencies are also one of our black projects, you see. We control the data flow, and we control the blockchain. Next step is introducing cryptocommodities; ever heard of artificial water?"

>>16251797
>>16245353
"Compromising electrical power generation and distribution infrastructures should be handled in an incremental way before the final cutoff, which includes transportation networks, air traffic control systems, nuclear power plants, the water supply and food production, and industry. Bringing everyday life globally to a sustained halt is the design goal of these new persistent threats."

"The algorithm simulates the effect of a major water crisis, which triggers a global food crisis causing profound social instabilities. For each cycle, ops are devised to promote failure of national governance, a rampant unemployment, staged interstate conflicts, and large-scale involuntary migration. Migration has been weaponized; flooding your enemies with a flood of migrants is just tactics; intermixed with all this is the forced bursting of asset bubbles, the collapse of trading routes, the modulation of energy prices, and a widespread cyberattack strategy against major infrastructures. Finally, pandemias are also included. This is called Chantilly Generic Scenario."

"There's always a physical connection to the outside world and the internet; and there's always a stupid employee clicking on the wrong email attachment"

"See, there is a small number of key risks wielding great influence; a well-designed water crisis can account for most of the crises"

>>16251807
>>16251797
>>16245353
"A bubble? Yes, of course. Bubbles occur when the price of an asset rises to an extreme level, far beyond the fair market value. Global security is an asset, and we wanted to rise its price. Wars, terrorism, and 'natural' disasters are meant for that. But how do you design a global threat such that the entire planet would be ready to pay whatever you ask in return? Directed asteroids are meant for that, you see. Creating pandemias and then selling the antidote is not working anymore, and it is difficult to prevent the viruses mutation. However, contaminating water and then selling the decontamination process at a high price is wiser, as long as you use the right xenobiotics. And believe me, no better xenobiotics than those who are not found on Earth."

fin

>>16251750
>pajeeti dialect
>implying those ESL niggers can understand even half the words in that post

>>16243963
how can BSV-jeets ever recover?