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16240222 No.16240222 [Reply] [Original]

When Link dies, the /bizl/ tears will sustain me for weeks, maybe even months. I shall descend upon this board like a wolf upon a lamb, and bask in the unending impotent rage that this board will pump out. I will gaze upon the suicide threads and rage posts, and drink deep of their whining. When they actually start livestreaming their own suicides and self-mutilation, I'll know true ecstasy.

I don't think my penis will ever be harder than it will be when a million /biz/ tards cry out in itty bitty white boi penis fury simultaneously.

They'll try to convince themselves it was a "new aqusition" for the chainlink team. They'll try to convince themselves that the Jews had pulled a fast one on them.

"We will riot!" They will say. "Race war!" "Day of the rope!" they will cry.

Time will pass, and they will do nothing because they only talk. They are too cowardly and weak to do anything

But best of all, none of their bitching will balm the pain of knowing that their God Emperor, their hero, Sergay Nazareth, will go down in history as an embarrassment, as an amusing footnote at best, as the loud obnoxious asshole who who dumped 700k Chainstink on a bunch of NEETs. The entire nation KNOWS that Sergay is a literal criminal, that he's practically bathed in the blood of a thousand LINKtard suicides at that point. But all this only drives home just how little the people of the internet think of LINK. After all his bullshit, his dumps, his lies, they STILL see Sergay as being superior to RLC. When the denizens of /biz/ come to this realization of their hypocrisy, they shall know true, soul-crushing, all-encompassing despair. Exquisite shall be their pain. I will look into their eyes and watch their spirit break, and won't reach my climax a moment sooner.

I need to fap.

>> No.16240286

>>16240222
> I need to fap

Have sex, incel

>> No.16240290

it's over gilles

>> No.16240769
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16240769

>>16240286
>>16240290
FUCK YEA! GRAVEL BOYS UNITE!!

>> No.16240803

>>16240222
who is /bizl/ haha

>> No.16241034
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16241034

>>16240222
Kek

>> No.16241050

>>16240222
Are you ok ?

>> No.16241225

>>16241034
nice coping gayjeet. you must be the guy who sold after devcon. ironically your chart proves why you should buy before v4

>> No.16241338

>>16241225
Who says I didn't buy, fag?
It's more just a reminder that this garbage is good for swinging and nothing else.

>> No.16241357
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16241357

CHAINLINK!

now that we have your attention, please please pleeease do the needful and buy rlc sirs!

rlc better than CHAINLINK! LINK! SERGEY bad, gilles best man.

>> No.16241375

>>16241338
so you have a vested interested of everyone dumping because you plan to dump and rebuy yourself. however you will get fucked this time as coinbase listing will come after v4

>> No.16241414

>>16240222
I forgot about this copypasta, after the election I wonder what happened to the edgy redditor retard who wrote it

>> No.16241434

>>16241375
>i-it'll be different this time!
>gilles said his premined erc20 shitcoin was digital oil, it must be digital oil
>the team promised xyz
KEK
Come on sanjiv, you don't have to shill to every single person you talk to on here who isn't in your discord group - it doesn't work as much as you think because you're too obvious.

>> No.16241469

>>16241434
dont cut your dick off like your god sergey already did after rlc reaches 500 million mcap in Q1 2020

>> No.16241515

>>16241469
> you must hold link
Why do RLC pajeets immediately try to compare their shitcoin to another scam? Is this meant to btfo me? Selling link at $3.50 felt similar to selling rlc at $2 back in the day I guess, they have that in common.
> w-we'll be coinmarketcap kangz n shieeeet
Oh yes for sure sirs, RLC to the moon! The team said it would happen with this release! Be the smart mens and purchase the cryptotoken currency of the year!111!!!

>> No.16241529

>>16241515
post proof that you sold link at $3.50 or be outsed as a lying pajeet

>> No.16241603

>>16241529
> post your address so that I can try to follow and copy your trades
No sanjiv. You're going to need to rely on your telegram group for signals. Please do feel free to believe I'm a lying pajeet though - the opinions of one more curry cockroach won't change rlc's history or the objective fact that I am correct about this and was right about when to sell link.

>> No.16241688

>>16241603
you dont need to post your address transjeet. just post exchange photo with your hand in it. otherwise you will be outsed as a pajeet from the biggest shithole from india where internet works

>> No.16241698

RLC will be delisted from Binance next week.

>> No.16241764

>>16241603
wow please kys

>> No.16242228

>>16241603
imagine being this pajeet who feels the need to lie on an anonymous board. must suck living in india and eating cow shit cakes every morning