/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>16171685
/biz/ is the final board that people arrive at once they've been filtered through other fucked boards like /pol/ and /r9k/ after they become so deranged that they start having delusions of grandeur and lust for power.

>>16171685
>the most fucked individuals in the world
Yeah I don't believe you

>>16171758
This, but /biz/ is unironically the best board, we have just the right mixture of /pol/, /fit/, /r9k/, and /b/.

>>16171685
Well no fucking shit, bitch.
Have you never seen American Psycho?

>>16171685
>Even the chads here are all fucked in the head. None of you chads can just fuck girls. You have beat girls up, force them to drink your piss while strangling them. And it can not just be a lone girl, it must be a girl with a boyfriend cause youre all sadistic fucks.
Yeah, so what? Was it your girlfriend? Ooops sorry mr Cuck

>>16171758
Based
>>16171812
And redpilled

>>16171685
XD we are le epic hardcore anti-normies guys!

>>16171816
The average /biz/ user is more like Michael Douglas in Falling Down or the neurotic Jew in Pi

>>16171758
>/b/ introduced me to 4chan
>/r9k/ taught me to hate women
>/g/ taught me not to trust non-free software
>/v/ taught me to hate video games
>/fit/ taught me to become gay
>/biz/ taught me how to stay poor forever

Based.

So I lost 43,000$ on the Einstein exchange here in Canada which just exit scammed, the only reason I held money there was they seemed trustworthy due to being a sponsor on SiriusXM Todd Shapiro Show, can I get a class action or individual lawsuit against Sirius XM for promoting this exit scam??

>>16171685
>You have beat girls up, force them to drink your piss while strangling them.
That's hot not gonna lie
Women love that shit

>>16171685
Yeah I hate this subreddit the most. I just luke watching losers piss their money away.

>>16171685
Is that the same guy who offered to pay people LINK to let him put the AK into their mouths?

>>16171861
You decided to trust your money with a scam exchange because a literal fucking kike said it was ok? Kek you are an idiot. All the shit you hear about kikes here is not a meme.

>>16171758
Sounds like me but I always had delusions of grandeur I am a diagnosed megalomaniac.
We all are going to make it.

>>16171829
>>16171812
i entirely agree

>>16171685
all boards on 4chan are shit lmfao retards here just like to cope and justify wasting half their day browsing here

>>16171685
Give me my retard cake

>>16171812
Agreed, I like when a little bit of /x/ creeps in too

internationals board are good

>>16171685
/biz/ is the final solution.. Society is messed up and you can't change it, it just is. You wish you could have sex with a hot girl like 'that' chick from college/high-school - money could do that for you.
You tired of smug feminist with weird humaniora degrees - money can free you from interacting with them, in fact with enough money you don't have to interact with anyone you don't actively chose to interact with.
Are you balding, crooked teeth, a solid 4/10? - Money.
Every problem in you life, if it is solvable, can be solved with money.

>>16171685

/biz/ is full of actual demons. There are fewer now than there used to be, but they're still here, waiting.

/biz/ is also a post-modern, post-human, post-internet art exhibition.

>>16171758
I am anon and this is my story

>>16171865
only the ones that hate themselves

>>16171845
lol whole board of the pi dude

>>16172383
>not all women are like that
Bluepilled

>>16171823

Sounds pretty based to me OP js a fsggot

>>16171685

>>16172383

Everybody hates themselves, at least a little bit. Even the ones who say they love themselves.

>>16171861

Not your keys not your bitcoin.

>>16172268

I shit in demon mauf

>>16172081
this so much

>>16172356
neat post.

>>16172420

What about this one?

>>16172356
nigger

>>16172437
better

>>16171758
Hey look you've described me. I'm still going to be filthy fucking rich off my link stack though

>>16171812
You forgot /his/, /fit/ & exiled/g/

>>16172450

Rate this guy's fashion sense.

>>16172514

It worked once, so why not a second time?

>>16171685
>>16171758

you are ungrateful wretches: /b/ relieved you of the burden of being you, /pol/ slipped you the redpills, and /fit/ made you monstrous.

Now /biz/ is here to maek you rick beyond your wildest dreamios, and still you complain?

>If I could have the last 12 years of my life back: I would spend them on 4chan AGAIN-

Thats why i will maek it, while you fish for eels and other bottom feeding fish beneath my yacht.

>>16172528
-10/10

>>16171685
>Shuya
>Cancer Boy
One of /biz/'s greatest moments.

>>16172559

/biz/ is where the monsters are made, and where they're kept.

>>16172580
fuck off we dindu nuffin

>>16172589
>Sergey is a balloon with googly eyes stuck to it. 100% scam.

fucking kek, only one I don't remember

>>16171758
Fucking Google is censoring me from posting on /pol/ for a year now it's disappearing captchas only on fucking /pol/

Kike bag faggots

Post your own proclamation.

>>16171685

I haven't seen even a single CP on this shitty board and I browse it 24h/7d.
This board is 90% reddit since late 2017. Kill yourselves, plebbitor normalfags.

>>16172684
reported to fbi for soliciting cp

>>16171758
Sounds about right

>>16172572
its literally that guy from Dr.Stone who hates boomers but to the 129314 power

>>16172572
Fucking based.

>>16171861
>he didn't learn after Mt. Goy
serves you right desu

>>16171855
This

1989 tienamen square massacre

Post yfw even low-IQ camwhores who scammed people in 2017 invested their money better than the average /biz/nessman.

>>16171895
Based and kikepilled

>>16172764
I remember this, back when everyone was telling you it's dead and you need to sell. Wonder how many potential millions this board and /g/ have missed out on, it could be approaching a billion

>>16172999
I think i figured out a way to outjew the jew.

>>16173060