/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>16141636
I'm usually late because I masturbate right when I wake up

>>16141656
based and coompilled

>>16141636
god damn i want some pizza

>>16141636
It's a little different for me:

I get up at 9-930AM make a full breakfast (eggs, bacon, hashbrowns, toast), go to my basement and lift, shower, throw on comfy pants and shitpost. My shift starts at 12PM, but I only go into work if there is work to be done. Otherwise I sit at home on call and shitpost. My busy weeks are about 20 hours of actual work.

I arise at 5:52. Put some exercise clothes on - walk along the harbour for 40 minutes before heading home for a shower. Cook up some eggs and get dressed for work. I jump in the chariot at about 7:20 am and drive to work.The drive normally takes 15 minutes. Grab a coffee - check Link price - then open up the office and start browsing biz.

The kind of swamp donkey you’d plow but be embarrassed to be seen with in public.

>>16141636
wow sirs i wouldn't eat the pizza i would eat something else instead if you know what i mean ;) i would eat her ass if you get it guys

I shit once a day and it's always in the morning so I take a long shit. At least 20 minutes. Then I take a long shower afterwards, at least 15-20 minutes.

I spend 1½ hours in the morning getting ready because I spend so much time on the shitter and in the shower

I WILL POST COOMER MEMES IN EVERY THREAD UNTIL YOU FAGS STOP THOT POSTING

>>16141698
xd xd

>>16141725

>>16141636
Shut up faggot wagecuck

>>16141742
OOOOOOAAAAGGGHHHHHH YEA UGGHHHH I MUST COOM AAARREGGHHHHHH I NEED INSTANT GRATIFCATION AND AM A SLAVE TO MY ANIMAL NIGGER TIER DESIRES YEAAAAA

>pizza girl
patrician taste op
she has a very seductive look, hot af

>>16141774
She looks like a heroin addict

Imagine what her asshole smells like after all that pizza, haha *SNIIIIIF* haha

>>16141774
indeed she has that homely sultry look

This whore needs a good hard fucking

Porn is weird.

>>16141774
She's on a one way train to obesity, worry not

>>16141725
I like them. But maybe they are distracting me.

>>16141636
I start work every day at 8:30AM. I'm required to be up at 5. Not because of the whole "successful people wake up at 5!", but because I genuinely need the time to myself to prepare for the day. If I wake up at 8, then go to work, my autism will be at max.

>>16141919
Cope more virgin faggot, she is thinner and sexy as fuck now. She goes by Lindsey on ftvgirls.

>>16141636
>How much time you give yourself when waking up and going to work
i usually wake up between 9 and 10am and go to work by 12 to 13pm.

>>16142195
Keep jerking your bepis and living docile, fren.

>>16142182
>my autism will be at max.
Like literal autism? How do you prepare for the extra 2 hours to decrease it?

>>16142182
>If I wake up at 8, then go to work, my autism will be at max.

>>16141636
I would berry my dick so far inside her ass that who ever could pull it out would be crowned king arthur

>going to work
implying I ever did it

I'd like to be as far in her as I am away from her

I start at 8 and wake up at 750 get a hash brown eat in car

nice trap

>>16141742
Why would you blur out the nipples and leave the vag right there?

If you need more than 20mins + commute time before work youre doing it wrong.

Most important thing to minimise time needed before work is to have every thing prepared before you go bed. Bag packed, clothes ironed and hung up, shoes polished, keys wallet phone on stand by.
All you need is 10mins to shave, wash, brush teeth, comb hair get dressed and leave.

>>16141636
That's the kind of girl who thinks she's an 8 when she's really a 6.5

>>16141636
I try to give myself an hour to an hour and a half to eat, shit, shower and get dressed. I probably spend 15 minutes of that time shitposting here. If I don't have at least an houe to get ready I feel like absolute dog shit all day

>>16141698
You'd be getting a mouth full of braaaap after all that pizza she ate

>>16141636
Imagine the smell, Just imagine.

I get up about an hour an a half before uni even though it's right across the street, gotta have my morning rituals