/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>16115502
>OP’s a faggot
>sage this shit thread

>>16115502
And you hang our here with a bunch of NEETs on a Friday night. Something doesn't add up.

>>16115502
99% chance this is a math undergrad who actually believes this is his future. kek

>>16115502
KEK good luck homo. Prepare to be disappointed

>>16115502
>weasel my way into regional college by convincing retarded high school teacher-moms i was smart
>weasel my way into StateU through guaranteed transfer and easy ass regional college
>weasel my way into silicon valley job on friend's recommendation
>weasel my way into increasing management roles by abusing off-site interviews and taking drugs for the on-site
>literally never do a day of work in my life, delegate every single one of my tasks to another team or employee, takes firms forever to figure it out and fire me so my work trajectory looks fine, just like increasing responsibility
>play video games and smoke week making 6 figures doing absolutely fucking nothing

easy life i'll take it

>>16115858
>>16116019
>>16116033
>feeding this shit bait

>>16116019
This
T. Math undergrad from caltech who got justd

>>16115515
>>16115858
>>16116019
>>16116033
newfags

>>16115502
>gets replaced with an ai in ~5 years

>>16115502
>weasel my way into small college by convincing retarded high school teacher-moms i was smart
>weasel my way into top college through guaranteed transfer and easy ass small college
>weasel my way into silicon valley job on friend's recommendation
>weasel my way into increasing management roles by abusing off-site interviews and taking drugs for the on-site
>literally never do a day of work in my life, delegate every single one of my tasks to another team or employee, takes firms forever to figure it out and fire me so my work trajectory looks fine, just like increasing responsibility
>play video games and smoke weed making 6 figures doing absolutely fucking nothing

easy life i'll take it.

>>16115858
of course, like 80%+ of the people here would still be here if they were rich. we're skill-less retards, that's why we're on 4chan. not because we're poor. don't delude yourself about your present company or the merit of wealth.

>>16115502
u gonna be teaching high school algebra faggot kek

>>16115858
kek who cares if it's friday or not? that's wagecuck thinking. everywhere is crowded/more expensive. No, thanks I will pass

>>16115502
>not being a welder
>not making 500k

>>16116090
Based sociopath

>>16116055
The truth is, if you are smart enough, you'll make 500k minimum. But you have to be smart enough. You can further your intelligence trough plasticity tough. Leaen to code constantly.

If you can hande stress, you end at Mckinsey or the like ASAP. If you are talented, you go to non meme machine learning/quantitative high tier job. If you are super talented, you try to join shit like Renaissance tech. If you can do shit yourself, start up (non meme. I know people making 150k/month without using their degree also).

You'll start at 100-200k in any of these jobs, if you are very good, 300k, and if you actually have a god tier PHd thesis or performance, you'll find opportunities at 500-700k+

I earn over 300k p/a from several fingerbox patents inherited from my grandfather, don't even have to leave the house

>PhD in Shrimp farming
>any species I want
>500k starting

>>16115502
>I make the same as a welder

>>16116367
This.

Being a MIG monkey earning 10€ hour doing filthy hard labor is just a meme haha
We're all loaded, we just don't want you to know haha

>>16115502
>Bachelor in commercial economics
>limited jobs I want (can get)
>30k starting

I made a huge mistake.