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In 12 minutes the biggest green dildo in history will appear and price will not stop rising until 16,000 is reached. How does it feel?

>> No.16100800

fake and gay

>> No.16100806

ten minutes left

>> No.16100821

fake and gay

>> No.16100827

>>16100800
perhaps there were other green dildos in history I am not aware of in other asset classes, I will admit, but it will be nonetheless an extremely large dildo

>> No.16100845

>>16100827
*AHEM*I SAID FAKE & GAY!

>> No.16100855

>>16100845
You have 3 minutes to buy btc or cry later

>> No.16100875

it's happening!!!

>> No.16100901

waiting for confirmation until 9300 is fine; just have orders ready because by 9500 it will fly straight to 16k

>> No.16100915

>>16100786
How does it feel to be so delusional?

>> No.16100923

>>16100845

>> No.16100949

The match that lights up this green dildo has just been thrown

>>16100927

>> No.16100967

>>16100915
Calm down, this organic growth will follow the exponential curve. Remember the prophesy concerns daily candles.

>> No.16100973

mmmm yes baby I'm so Close to getting my etf approved yessss hnnngggg don't stop auska suck it harderrrr

>> No.16100976

>>16100786
ITS OVER

>> No.16100986
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>>16100949
it's been almost 20 minutes now; what happened to 12 minutes?

>> No.16101240

Fake out / shake out action, nice. These guys are operators

>> No.16101257

do the needful anons

>> No.16101267 [DELETED] 

15 hours 24 minutes left

>> No.16101268
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16101268

You have been visited by Nico chan's pirate teddy bear. Cheap crypto and fortune will come to you but only if you reply with "good luck pirate teddy"

>> No.16101323
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>>16100786
We need hentai of Asuka using big fat green dildos. Plz someone make that happen.

>> No.16101369

>>16101323
This thread is all about using your imagination

>> No.16101645
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>>16101323
you rang?

>> No.16101758

>>16101645
Perfection!

>> No.16101781

>>16101268
good luck pirate teddy

>> No.16102145

There was already a long green schlong on Robinhood to 18k this month

>> No.16102165

AHAHAHAHA OHOHOHO OHHH MY FUCKING SIDES OHH MY GOD

AHAHA - SO - HA - WOULD YOU BELIEVE - GET THIS - WOULD YOU FUCKING BELIEVE THAT - HAHAHAHA OOOOH MY GOOOD, IT'S TOO FUCKING RICH - OK, WOULD YOU ACTUALLY BELIEVE THAT THERE ARE RETARDS ON THIS BOARD RIGHT NOW WHO ACTUALLY - PFFFFFFTHAHAHA - ACTUALLY INVESTED - GET THIS - INVESTED IN - OOHHHH JESUS CHRIST, OH MY GOOOOD - INVESTED IN AN ANONYMOUS GOOK ANIME PREDICTION?!?!?!?

HOOOOOOOLLLY SHIIIIIIT MY SIDES ARE ESTABLISHING ORBIT AROUND PROXIMA CENTAURI RIGHT NOW

CAN YOU ACTUALLY BELIEVE THAT SOME DIPSHIT ON A LITHUANIAN NEEDLE FELTING PENPAL CHAIN ACTUALLY THOUGHT HE WAS HOLDING SOME GOLDEN TICKET PIRATE MAP INSTEAD OF SOME FUCKING SCAMMERS PREDICTION!!!!!

AND HERE'S THE BEST PART - OHHHHH MY GOD IT'S SO RICH, GET THIS - HALF OF THESE FUCKHOLES THOUGHT BTC WOULD HIT 16K THIS MONTH!!! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! BECAUSE THEY THOUGHT THEY WERE ABOUT TO MISS THE SINGULARITY! A FUCKING MAGICAL EVENT WHERE THEIR MONOPOLY MONEY INCREASES IN WEALTH INFINITE PERCENT OVERNIGHT! THEY FOMO'D IN AT 14K!!! BECAUSE THEY HAD RELIGIOUS FAITH IN AN ANONYMOUS PLEBBIT FAG’S TA CHARTS! AND ALL THEY GOT AFTER WAITING 1 YEAR WAS DUMPED ON BY SOME CHINK WHALE AFTER - HAHAHA OHHHH OH OH MY GOD - AFTER INVESTING REAL MONEY IN - HAHAHA - IN SOME RANDOM PREDICTION!!!!! ** PROCEEDS TO CONVULSE ON FLOOR FROM LAUGHTER **

THE ONLY THING FUNNIER IS GOING TO BE IN A YEAR WHEN THERE WILL BE PEOPLE WHO BOUGHT THEIR BAGS AT $9000 NECKING THEMSELVES WHEN THIS SHIT CRASHES TO ZERO!!!! I MIGHT LITERALLY FUCKING DIE OF LAUGHTER! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

>> No.16102273

>>16102165
>BTC WOULD HIT 16K THIS MONTH!!!
it already did twice tho

>> No.16102389
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>>16100786
Don't lie to me!

>> No.16102395

>>16102273
Prove it faggot

>> No.16102424

>>16100786
then suddenly drop to $56.00 USD.

>> No.16102555
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16102555

Support found, last chance

last fucking chance

>> No.16102594
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16102594

7 HOURS LEFT I BELIEBEVE ASUKA
TAKE MY POWER

>> No.16102604

>>16102555
FUCKING CHECKED
GREEN DILDO INCOMING TAKE COVER DUMB BOBOS

>> No.16102818

If it doesn't happen then I'm selling tonight

>> No.16102837

>>16100786
I will unironically buy an asuka body pillow and adopt her as my waifu over Rei

>> No.16102867

>>16102818
watch it pump right after you sold

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16103015

HOLD!