/biz/ - Business & Finance

I'll pay 4$ for your pen

>>16074778
if i put that pen in my pooper, will u pay me link?

please buy, really need it

>>16074778
Is soldves the oragle brobplem

>>16074778
your mother never loved you

>>16074778
dr;ns

>>16074778
It’s made of gravel

>>16074778
First convince me your worthy enough of owning this pen before I consider selling it to you

>>16074778
iz blue n shit

>>16074778
Using only a piece of paper where i written the time on it, this pen and the camera on my phone, i have over the years earned +6000K$.

>>16075030
A sales job pulled this shit on me

Could only picture stabbing the guy with the fucking pen

What a farce. Fucking boomer idiots

>>16074778
Fuck you, it has sentimental value to me. It's not for sale no matter how much you offer me.

>>16074778
you always need a pen. Normap price 2 dollar. Only for you special offer. 1 dollar. That is the half. You get 2 for price of 1 what you say

The pen will pump soon. Buy it or stay poor forever.

>>16074778
There is a global pen shortage looming due to the trade war. Stock up now and resell to those without this insider knowledge.

>>16074778
Why do you want to buy a pen?
It's getting obsolette.
It's place is in a museum.

>>16074778
this pen gonna be worth $1000 eoy

>>16074778
Bic M10 best bic.

>>16074778
This pen will write SIEGE pt. 2.

>>16075259
winrar

>>16074778
What would you rather do, waste 2.71 (and dropping) on stainstink or get like 3 of these bad boys. Infinitely more uses, such as drawing swastikas in library/school books. And trump2020 on bathroom walls.

>>16074778
Nice pen. I have one just like it.

>>16074778
Sir ...
These pen enabling you to be spiciest pajeet on the street
LOOK like rael engineere with pen in your check pockat
Always be ready for do the calculatings
Stylist and smartish looking
Capability exceeding
Profesionale

>>16074778
You can't have this pen

Its a good pen. You need a pen anyway. And, conveniently, you can buy this pen for ONLY $5.00. You wont be able to buy another pen like this, at this convenience, for $5.00. It only makes sense to buy the pen.

>>16075803
Ok you can have it for 1$

sure pal it's $1

>>16074778
sign this paper or your mom will die
I have a pen for 100k

>>16075561
>canttellifpajeetoragoodlarp.jpg

>he still uses pencils

Pens are still cheap, /biz/...

>>16075561
You forgot to tell us our call is being recorded

>>16075084
Fuckie fuckie suckie suckie 5 dorrar

>>16074778
I have a certificate of authenticity signed by your favorite twitch streamer girl the she used that pen to bring herself to completion. Limited quantities available.

>>16074778
I can give this pen to you for free but I can let you puull it out of my ass using your teeth only for $3.5

I’ll fuck you in the ass and give you this pen for $200

>>16074778
buy pen or i fok yo motha

Give me $5 for this pen and I’ll leave you the fuck alone.

Buy this pen or your mother dies in her sleep

If u buy pen from me sir you can write your chunalunk address and I'll send you 1 million

>>16074778
that pen is very expensive. i dont know if you can afford it goyim

>>16074778
do u want a pen? if yes then ill set it to u for a about tree fiddy

CANEEETAA AZULLLLLLLLLL, AZULLLL CANETAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>16074778
stick it up your ass? you like it? It's yours for $20

>>16074798
>back then: digibyte
>today: linktards

>>16074794
it would be extremely decentralized