/biz/ - Business & Finance

$60k is nothing anon you fucked up, you can't even retire on that at age 60 let alone age 20

Clown makeup + dancing on tall public stairways I imagine

>>16063836
Neck yourself

>>16063836
buy 20k chainlink and wait

>>16063836
Nice buy 2 suicide stacks

find job before 60k runs out, tick tock...

>>16063836
Yeah you're set for life OP you should buy a Camaro

>>16063845
I’m 30
>>16063888
I’m done wage slaving. I think I’ll try my hand at some day trading.
>>16063853
No I’m not a retard

Buy Bitcoin and nothing else. Wait 5 years. Retire. Easy fucking peazy

>>16063971
kek you’re so fucked. You’re going to be crawling back to Mr. Goldstein in a year

>>16063971
You're fucking poor. You're going to lose all the money daytrading. Why don't you just move into a homeless shelter and make it stretch.

>>16063971
Bitcoin is your only chance. Put it all in BTC and HODL. You will lose your money daytrading or trying to HODL shitcoins. You still gonna need a job anon, better start looking. $60k aint shit.

>>16063971

Lmao “day trading” nice knowing you retard. Make a thread when you lose it all and are it debt, will pay for the rope that you’ll be needing soon.

>>16063971
daytrading is similar profit to holding over time. just get a diverse portfolio and hold. retard. unless you live at home and don't have expenses that $60k isn't going to last long.

>>16063836
You'll run out of money a lot quicker than you think, and since you're asking for advice on 4chan... Gonna have to assume you are a complete retard. Your dad should have left the money to charity.

If you don't use that cash for skill training(code bootcamp, trade school), then you deserve what's coming to your dumb faggot ass.

Lmao I'm 19 and got about $55k in LINK. It's fuck all man. You need at least $1m to make it.

>>16063971
Haha at least OP isn’t a retard who thinks chainlink will moon.
You shouldn’t have quit your job unless it really sucked. Just look for another job. Try an employment agency

>>16064094
Stop lying jew. No1 wants your chaindick bags

>>16063836
not having 115k kek

>>16063995
THIS

>all these peeps calling me stupid then telling me to buy shitcoin.
You wish I was that dumb. I’ll remember you when I’m counting my real money.

>>16063836
apologize and ask for your job back. 60k is nothing.

OP, I supposed you just do what everyone on here does- Larp for 2 years until your money runs out and reapply to McDinkles afterwards.

>walked out with $60k in the bank.
buy a few cardboard boxes, and start sleeping in them regularly, cause you're gonna need to get used to that feel before you need it in about a year.

>>16064144
They're only shilling you shitcoins cause it obvious your the type of tard that buys them.

better prepare to suck dick

>>16063836
go back to your old job and suck your boss’s dick and beg for forgiveness

>>16063836
unironically all in RLC

>A fool and his money
>are soon parted

>>16064117
Keep seething nolinker. Bought in at $0.4 while you kept jacking off. In 2 years I'll be financially free and YOUNG.

>>16063971
>No I’m not a retard
Anon I...

>>16063836
Whats your credit score like?

>>16063836
should've put it all in link and kept working.

>>16063845
boomer logic. 60k is more than enough if not a retard.
>>16063836
throw it all into btc
>inb4 boomer says crypto is shit
>>16063853
too high of a buy price rn. Thats stupid. Even if it went to 5 dollars eoy, the roi would only be 85% which is not bad, but the risk is up there considering this isnt a normal high for chainlink (too soon to tell if this is a stable price).

>>16063836
do what you WANT to do

>>16065142
>60k is more than enough if not a retard.
found the retard

>>16063836
I did something similar with only 50k. Just don't be an idiot and it can last a while. If you live in a nice climate, consider living out of your car. Put aside $10k now for a new car in case your current one dies. Eat cheaply/free and drink water from public sources. Literally all you have to do to live is keep eating, drinking and sleeping.

You really should get a job though, the opportunity cost it's too high if you're not saving while young.

>>16063971
Buy kneepads while you can still afford them.

>sits on less than yearly salary
>immediately burns all bridges
>no backup plan whatsoever
just be yourself OP everything will be fine, youre totally not gonna end up sucking dicks for cash

>>16063836
>What do I do now?
>suck a dick

Potato head do you think that 60K will last forever you mouth breather

>>16063971
>quits his job leaving a bad impression on previous employer
>plans to daytrade on the most rigged market in the history of mankind
>claims not to be a retard

H O L Y F U C K

I used btc to order pizza in 2015
would have enough to retire on
worth it tho that was good zza

>>16063971
put alteast 25% to chainlink for the fucks sake how can someone not see that chainlink follows the exact same pattern as ethereum did.

>>16066582
Everyone here sees that. It's all a facade.

Guys guys we're all assuming 60k is all OP has to his name. Surely you have some other wealth to fall back on right OK? You are 30. You have been saving right anon?

similar thing happened to me. 80k i got, bought a house with it and have never had to worry since. never worrying about rent makes life a trillion times nicer, just get any part-time crap to pay bills and spend the rest of your time pursuing hobbies which you hope in the long run you might be able to make profit from.

>>16066513
At least you didn't spend it in drugs.

>>16065596
>nooo you can't just hit the road and live the van life. who's gonna raise stacies black son!!! who's gonna pay for old boomers pensions! nooooo

>>16063845
if no kids 60k is plenty

>>16066651
>facade
What do you mean?

>>16063971
60k will last you 10 years max

>>16063836
>>16063971
>inherited 60k, quit job, told boss (whos bank minimum probably has 60k) to fuck off lmao
>no i'm not a retard
>i'm 30

and sometimes i ask myself why i even bother getting on 4chan but then i see posts like this and remember why

>>16068427
looool this

Buy a nice pair of shoes and a suit and start going on job interviews. Put 50k in a long term investment. 5k in chainlink 2k in Robinhood and keep the rest in the bank so u can take girls out to dinner.

Or start a printing company. 60k will get you a nice shop setup and enough leftover to spend on AdWords and to go to a few trade shows.

Good luck anon.

>>16068427
>>16068441
'Tis a ruse. No one is actually this stupid.

>>16063836
Only way you can possibly retire or make enough with it is striking gold in crypto or something retarded like that.
I suggest you move to somewhere cheaper since you don't want to wage anymore. Eastern europe or Colombia.

>>16063836
Go on a gambling spree, fuck some hookers and get addicted to drugs.

>>16063836
Put it in RSR, seriously any project backed by coinbase ventures are bound for the moon..

>>16063836
60k at 5% a year through dividends is 3k a year or $250 a month. Congrats, you're poor.

>>16063836
relax and travel to some 3rd world country for 1 or 3 month or so. Think about what you like doing and how you can open a business for it.

you only will loose all your money on daytrading.

if you really want daytrading put 200$ in some internet cfd account and try it. 200$ is enough to see if you make money or loose it.

and dont get to exited if you have 1 winning trade.

you win money and you loose money. the trick is that you must win more than you loose.

if you put money again and again into your account then you just like some casino automat gambler.

>>16064350
Half rlc, 1/4 eth, 1/4 algo
Real moon potential right here

>>16068826
That is an excellent choice! I'm doing great with RSR.

>>16063836
>Gonna make it
>What do I do now?

Whoa champ

>>16068389
Wtf? Now I can retire! Thanks Anons!

>>16068422
6,000/yr? What third world shithole are you living in a dumpster fire in?

>>16063971
>No I’m not a retard
im sorry to say anon that you actually are

Makes me glad IQ is t he greatest balancer in the end

>>16071593
Only if you eat shit every day and sit in a closet for fun.

>>16063971
>I’m done wage slaving. I think I’ll try my hand at some day trading.
>I'm not a retard
Pls b real

>>16063836
You gamble it all away on high leverage shitcoin trading, so what could've been 2+ years of no wagecucking lasts you 2 months instead.

>>16068376
> The van life
> Where you don't have any way to cook food and will rely on buying food from restaurants
> And have gas usage
> And insurance
> And maintenance
> And a phone to shitpost on /biz
In reality, 2 years max and you'll be down to less than 15K and realize how fucked you are.

>>16063971
hahahahahahahaha

put me in sceencap

>>16063971
>No I’m not a retard

>>16063836
did he suck?

>>16063971

Nigger 60k is not even enough to stop working in Mexico.

>>16063971
>I’m done wage slaving. I think I’ll try my hand at some day trading.

If you're only getting $60k from your dad they fucked up somewhere in life. I'm worth more than that and I'm a 27 year old poorfag wagecuck

>>16063971
>day trading
your fucked m8

>>16063845
look at this boomer

>>16063836
if you trade set tight limits. Stay mostly BTC until 2021. When you hit $500,000-$1,000,000 in crypto, start diversifying, Real estate, REITs, dividend stocks something to bring in income because trading with skills sharp enough to live gets old and isn't easy. You have to self motivate to trade every day. Staring at charts for years before you get the major shit

>>16063836
>60k
Thinks he's all that. Jesus anon, 60k is chump change. Use it to buy SPY puts or something.

>>16073294
i wish i get to that someday but betting 60k put isnt really for poorfag

>>16063971
>I'm done wage slaving
>60k
HAAAAAAAHAAAAAAA
Good luck faggot.

>>16063971
Don't listen to all these idiots OP. Give it a shot.

You will get stressed, depressed and lose a lot of money, which is where most people give up, and most likely where you will give up. But if you somehow stick by it, it will be the best decision of your life.

>>16063845
>$60k is nothing anon you fucked up, you can't even retire on that at age 60 let alone age 20
Anon, stop with the cuck infested fear mongering. Pic related. I left my friends in the dust after they laughed at me when I told them to buy BTC and LINK this year. Now I get desperate texts from them asking me if "I'm good" when they know damn well I'm phenomenal. Pic related.

Even a caged bird thinks flying is an illness.

>>16063971
>this is your brain on inspirational youtube videos

But jokes aside, you do have a chance still. I can give you many investments but the best one would be to all in BTC right now and sell mid-december when it moons to $25k. After that, you use that money to live the most minimalist NEET lifestyle possible while teaching yourself programming and math. Two years of this should make you a good enough programmer to start freelancing or maybe even employing yourself under some personal project, all the while keeping up with the stock market for when you actually do have enough money to invest, because 60k aint making you shit unless you turn the stock market into a casino

>>16063836

Head to SE Asia, you can live off of 60k for several years

>>16073909
> All in BTC
> Not turning the stock market into a casino
Choose one nigga.

if you have to ask, you already fucked up

>>16073995
You must be deluded to not see that BTC will only rise from now on. The bottom was tested and the price bolted back to x3 shortly after. Perhaps it will drop to 7-8k, but it *certainly* is not dropping below that and will certainly go above 15k the following year, if not right next month. All you need is just one article that is convincing enough that the End is coming and that the second depression is upon us and we're well into 30k territory

>>16074075
> thinking 7-8k is the bottom
Who knows? maybe it is, maybe it's not (probably) I trade the most probable scenario and telling someone to go all in on BTC right here is fucking retarded. You shold've added to your longs at this range.

thanks for the gr8 financial advice you fucking mong.

>>16063995
Mr noseberg*

>>16063836
Depends how long you can keep your cost of living. If you eat cheaply and have a low rent and no car you can live a few years on that but you're better off getting a part time job at least after you're done with your little vacation. Turning that much money into more is a lot harder than turning 1000-5000$ into more because you'll be too emotional

>>16074153
cont. crazy how I called this a week in advance, right?

>>16073861
what is this?
how do I get in?

>>16063849
underrated

>>16063971

>>16074264
t.me/quantuminvestmentgroup

Been around since February.

>>16063836
realize you fucked up hard and that you'll be out of money in a few months

>>16066513
bob is that you?

>>16074605
jokes aside how profitable is this? how often do they fuck up?

>>16063836
Now you realize 60k is fucking nothing and you go wage cuck.

Niqqa I make 100k per year on interest and dividends but I still work. Granted I fly jets for a living and love it but still.

Depending where you want to live in the US retiring comfy will take between three to ten million invested in dividend and interest bearing securities.

Most of you are never gonna make it cause you buy ponzi coins instead of real investments.

I only got 900 bucks when my dad died. He dodged child support his whole life and even in death managed to short me.

THAT’S LIIIFEE

>>16063971
>buy chainlink
>I'm not a retard
>I'll try my hand at some day trading
please be true kek you will get justed so bad, but link like everyone here and wait, if you daytrade you will lose it all and will go back to suck your boss' dick for a 2nd chance in a month max.

>>16074698
How do you make 100k a year passively? Enlighten your struggling anons

>>16074640
I don't joke when it comes to money. I'm rubbing it in the face of all the neets who couldn't see a strand of hay in a stack of needles. I've been doing this for almost 9 months. With proof to boot. That's why paid shills want to slide or call a mod anytime I give out a freebie like GRS, EVX, and TNT that skyrocketed in the summer. Among the dozens of calls I give out. 2 calls a day with blockchain news to keep people aware of the overall market and products. 92-95% accuracy.

we've already sufficiently dogpiled you but 60k is not much and you'll burn through that in like 2 or 3 years even if you're careful. its all good though, you can just get another job.

>>16074801
Yes and that’s after fees. I have ~3.5 million (current value) invested in various securities. It’s professionally managed so idk what I actually own. They do their thing and I deposit the checks as cash into my high interest savings account then send a stupid large check to the FED cause ya gotta support Israel or men with guns will come shoot my dog and put me in a cage.

>>16063836
Godspeed anon.

>>16074780
are you unironically literally me? I got his laptop and phone, as in, literally just that and nothing else while the guy dodged child support his entire life and lived as lavishly as a drunken retard could without even buying a fucking chair to his name let alone a house

>>16074894
Interesting. Are they local finance managers or is there a company I can find?

>>16074916
Shit sucks, man.
I feel incrementally better that I’m not the only one out there. We’ll make it, anon. We’ll fuckin’ make it.

>>16063836
>1 post by this id
Nice one fag

Bruh I have 420k and still think I could lose it all if I'm stupid or something happens.
I don't feel financially secure

>>16074917
They are pretty big. Search Northern Trust.

>>16074916
The more boomer stories i hear, the more respect i get from that generation..

>>16074894
>I have ~3.5 million (current value) invested in various securities. It’s professionally managed so idk what I actually own.
larp and unimpressive if true. You told him to invest in div stocks and interest at ATH highs in stocks and record low interest rates. And you're not even sure what exactly you own?
$3.5 mil invested in the best div stocks is over $100k a year after taxes. $350k in BTC at the start of 2017 would equal your whole stack in traditional markets. You can't compare the returns unless you're already rich and want slow steady growth

>>16074937
We'll definitely make it bro. Crypto is the wealth transfer that we were waiting for which concentrates the money in our hands without us having to fire a single bullet or pull communist revolutions. There is a very specific reason why almost every billionaire fears it, and especially the boomer billionaires like Buffet who'll be forced to deal with markets that are far beyond his rusty abilities to do so

The best part is that you don't even have to overkill and make it on an elite level, all you have to do is to not be lazy and participate in the next bull run and you're pretty much settled for life. The next bull run which will most likely happen by the end of this year. Just look at the charts, every extrema of the BTC price happened right around mid December - the top of 19k at Dec 19, 2017; the bottom of 3.2k at Dec 16, 2018, and now the new top in a month and a half. Even the very first 200->1000 happened right then again. Just look at the chart, it's painfully obvious and you don't need a single TA to notice it. It's too simple to be true but sometimes complexity throws you on a completely disconnected tangent and some things are really just as simple as this

>>16075009
Slow steady growth is the name of the game frien

You know that volatility we’ve been having this quarter?

Check my account; see where it’s going?

>>16074637
Im Lazlo

>>16063845
Dude in slavland 60k gets you 10 years of vacation

>>16075186
And in France, barely 2 years.
Life is choices

>>16075186
but slavland is ugly and it's not even worth living as a king here, might as well follow that way of thinking and move to India because it's even cheaper
t. fellow slavlander