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>>16062743
Before you buy, let me tell you a story.
I was visiting San Francisco to see one of my friends. We went to a strip club, and while I was there, I saw Sergey, surrounded by women. He was throwing tons of money at them, but not just bills. It was stacks upon stacks of $10,000, sealed up with the white paper bands, like he had just come straight from a bank.
I went up to him and congratulated him on the success of Chainlink as of late (this was about a month ago), and he started laughing. He took a hefty swig from a bottle of Dom Perignon, and said, "Yeah? You think I care, stinky?"
Confused, I asked what he meant, and said that he had obviously put a lot of work into LINK and he should be proud.
"Fundamentally, I don't give two fucks about Chainlink, kid."
He was about to say something else but one of the strippers tapped him on the shoulder. Sergey pulled out from his pocket the biggest ziplock bag full of cocaine I've ever seen in my life. It looked like one of those gallon bags, almost bulging at the seams. The stripper ran off into a back room with it.
He then pulled out a Zippo lighter.
"You wanna know what I think about Chainlink?"
He snapped his fingers and a stripper handed him a bottle of Hennessy. He then pulled about 20 stacks of bills from a duffel bag, threw them on the floor, poured cognac all over them, flicked his Zippo, and dropped it onto the pile. Almost instantly the whole stack caught.
I stared at him, speechless.
"It's called a 'PUMP and DUMP,' kid."
He laughed as he watched the pile burn before losing interest and going into a back room with his entourage of strippers following carrying duffel bags full of what I assume was money and coke.
This is the man you are supporting by buying LINK.

I saw Sergey Nazarov at a McDonaldse in San Francisco yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my lunch, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen BigMacs in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir Gay, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the BigMacs and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any centralized oracle feed infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each burgers and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

>>16062778
My personal favorite. thanks for posting.

You know *exactly* what he's going to say
>Same slides.

mixicles apparently
>>16062859

>>16062743
"Hi, we have decided to leave the Ethereum platform and move to build our technology on top of Bitcoin. Ethereum cannot scale and will realistically never be used by major corporations due to its inherent capacity bottlenecks and high fee cost."

I made a promise not to wash until staking. I seeded myself with psilocybin spores and now have growths all over me. They've burrowed into my blood. Into my brain. I'm in a constant state of extreme agony and glorious clairvoyance. The mycelium chews at my flesh and rewards with visions more real than the air you breathe. Chainlink has already reached $1000, it has always reached it. Time is just sinking round and round to that inevitable point and you are scrambling at the sides trying to climb out, but my mushrooms will have you in time.

>>16062743

"$1000 by 31st December"

DOMP IT

>>16062743
>Any idea what he’s gonna say?!

yeah, uh. generally speaking, gravel contracts today are written around gravel tokens, and used by sending them back and forth on a gravel ledger. gravel tokens are great. we love gravel tokens. but fundamentally, we want to take gravel contracts to the next step using high quality gravel providers that feed high quality gravel into provably secure, decentralised gravel contracts that can trigger off-chain gravel payments. we're all in on this. if someone want's gravel on the moon, we'll go to the moon.

>>16062909
I legit got for a month at a time or more with no baths.
I'm not tan I'm just stinky!

>>16062743

what the fuck does "mixicle" even mean? it's literally a made up fucking term worse than any stupid shit cardano could come up with. dump this fucking scam coin morons

>>16063441
seething nongraveller

>>16063450

linklets are nocoiners