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Pee pee poo poo

>>16062859
Before you buy, let me tell you a story.
I was visiting San Francisco to see one of my friends. We went to a strip club, and while I was there, I saw Sergey, surrounded by women. He was throwing tons of money at them, but not just bills. It was stacks upon stacks of $10,000, sealed up with the white paper bands, like he had just come straight from a bank.
I went up to him and congratulated him on the success of Chainlink as of late (this was about a month ago), and he started laughing. He took a hefty swig from a bottle of Dom Perignon, and said, "Yeah? You think I care, stinky?"
Confused, I asked what he meant, and said that he had obviously put a lot of work into LINK and he should be proud.
"Fundamentally, I don't give two fucks about Chainlink, kid."
He was about to say something else but one of the strippers tapped him on the shoulder. Sergey pulled out from his pocket the biggest ziplock bag full of cocaine I've ever seen in my life. It looked like one of those gallon bags, almost bulging at the seams. The stripper ran off into a back room with it.
He then pulled out a Zippo lighter.
"You wanna know what I think about Chainlink?"
He snapped his fingers and a stripper handed him a bottle of Hennessy. He then pulled about 20 stacks of bills from a duffel bag, threw them on the floor, poured cognac all over them, flicked his Zippo, and dropped it onto the pile. Almost instantly the whole stack caught.
I stared at him, speechless.
"It's called a 'PUMP and DUMP,' kid."
He laughed as he watched the pile burn before losing interest and going into a back room with his entourage of strippers following carrying duffel bags full of what I assume was money and coke.
This is the man you are supporting by buying LINK.

Let me tell you why this FUD is uncalled for.

Imagine if you will, a world with tokenized gravel on the Ethereum blockchain. Gravel, a limited resource needed for construction, will be transported over the blockchain on the back of a Vishnu to the villages in India where construction can begin to build temples where the worship of Santosh Nazarov can begin.

We will save trillions of rupees in gravel transportation as we destroy the need for any vehicular transfer of these precious stones. They will be sent wirelessly, over the internet 3.0, on the back of the Chainlink Vishnu.

This is the 4th industrial revolution. We are only getting started.


Riches await us.

>>16062859

The four seasons, isn't that a little far uptown? Aren't you going to be late?

>>16062859

what the fuck does "mixicle" even mean? it's literally a made up fucking term worse than any stupid shit cardano could come up with. dump this fucking scam coin morons

>>16062859
The oracle of seasons is upon us. $10 eoy

>>16063069
If Sergey announces anything of importance at this conference, pretty sure this will start a new religion.

>>16062859
Daily reminder that LINK is an erc token running on the ethereum blockchain. It literally took 15 minutes to make lmfao

>>16063473

lol this. this qanon fags are guna get rekt, it can't come soon enough

>MUUUUUUHHHH-TEEEEESTICLEEEEES !!!!!

>>16063468

... am I the only person that sees the Moonman on the right there?

>>16062859
>east stage

The one you have to walk through to get to the bathrooms?

>>16062929
Lol enjoying this new gravel meme

>>16062886
This is quickly becoming my favorite copypasta

>>16063468
it's all true bros

1k gravel end of year

>>16063614
Cheers brother. I'm proud of it

>>16062886
based sergey, just bought another 500 link

>>16062859
The two days after tomorrow.

>>16062859
Yes, he will give a speech about Mixicles tomorrow and nothing else. So what?

>>16063840
He’s speaking for an hour and 15 minutes?? Uhhh

>>16063840
That's on friday not thursday, numbers sure are difficult.
>>16064842
Its a workshop of his garbage speech hes given 35x already, wow amazing.

Sergey is such a cock sucking faggot, did you fucking losers not notice the pivotal updated today and it doesnt look like staking will be done until mid January? I hate sergey and his faggot staff of cuckold losers. Probably wont even be $10 eoy because he refuses to fucking announce anything or hire real developers to get this kike technology done faster.