/biz/ - Business & Finance

Going to quit on Thursday. Just got to find another job.

>was excited to stay up gaming tonight
>Realize I have to come in at 7am tomorrow

>>16055480
Fucking kill Me
Plz Crypto has to fucking moon

>>16055480
this post hurt me

>>16055480
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Kill me now

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>>16056036
BAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA

COPING WAGIES
FEELS GOOD TO BE A NEET

>>16056044
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU

FUCK OFF YOU DRAIN ON SOCIETY LEECH FUCK YOU

>>16056070
i am actually a NEET thanks to 2017
most NEETs on /biz/ are not leeches, they're just high iq and made it from crypto. now i'm waiting on LINK to send me into the 8 figures.

>>16055480
Very happy to be self employed. Still hate doing clients work most of the time. At least my "passive income" operations are starting to make a lot more money. I recommend everyone who can to either get a low hour job to build a "passive income"business on the side or "mixed" doing work for other companies. (always overcharge baby boomer and give them the feeling they are smarter than you and in charge)

>>16055480
I've woken up and checked my portfolio every morning for 2 years hoping today was the day I could finally afford to enter neethood

>>16055480
>go to bed without setting alarm
>eat breakfast and drink coffee sometime around 10a
>research and write articles for my clients
>work ~20 hours per week
>make ~$60k a year

freelancing is comfy

>>16055480
I've been working all weekend loading bags of steer Manure into old boomers trucks by hand for minimum wage.

>>16055480
Soon I will join the ranks of majestic NEETS I told my job November will be my last month with the company. I’m thinking once I am NEET we start making daily NEET threads showing wagies how superior freedom from jewish wage cuckoldry can be.

bump

>>16056044
GOD DAMNIT JUST LET ME DO MY DAILY GRIND WITHOUT LAUGHING AT ME FUCKING NEET LOSERS ALL YOU DO IS TAKE MY MONEY AND SIT ON YOUR FAT ASS IM FUCKING SICK OF IT NOW GOD

>>16056500
>bumping thread so wagie can keep replying
that is called working you know

>>16056536
no, browsing /biz/ from the comfort of my own home is not remotely close to working, seems like waging has made you delusional

>>16055480
YOU NEETS CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

>>16056528
Stop this counter trolling. I'm laughing too hard.... pop pop pop

>>16056084
How SEETHING will wagies be when they realize they missed the next Bitcoin, busy frying my burger and washing my feet?

>>16056571
you make an effort to fish for (you)s to fill some kind of hunger. If you're content, you won't have bothered with it

>>16055480
Sick with the flu, just suffered a hellish all day drive from Kansas City. When I get home boss tells me the new girl quit and I have to work overnight tonight frying donuts. It makes you stronger in the end, right?

>>16056648
>work overnight tonight frying donuts. It makes you stronger in the end, right?

No frying fatty snacks does not make you stronger.

>>16056647
it's more of a tradition then anything. you should thank oldfags like me who keep this board alive and newfags in check.

I DONT WANT TO GO BACK. I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE. 40 YEARS MORE OF THIS IS TORTURE.

>>16056666
Why does the Steam sale happen tomorrow when I have to go back to work?

I just want to play comfy Stardew Valley like that goverment worker who ran a Cat 6 cable to his office to play games non stop!

>>16056663
oh you NEED thanks now? Ok "neet"

>>16056674
Probably cause they prefer to launch sales when their wagies are at work. This way you don't have to pay them overtime if something breaks. Got a bunch of standup meetings and code reviews tomorrow AUGHHH I CANT STAND IT ANYMORE.

>>16056698
Also you will need to work more than 40yrs.

>>16055480
Its wagie bed time in Europe right now
But comfy'o'clock for the aristocrats

>>16056759
>Daylight Saving Time ended today.
>All the wagies go crazy and some even die because it stresses them so much.
>Wagies will fell extra tired and confused tomorrow evening

I am just sitting here enjoying some comfy bonus lurk hours because I am not tired.

They offer me a job, start tomorrow, I prefer be neet more time

>>16057047
>They offer me a job, start tomorrow,
Who offer"ed" you a job and what salary and where?

>>16055480
imagine being a neet, if you have neet conditions why would you not work and put all of it into crypto? makes it so much easier to make it

When I go take a piss, I pull my trousers all the way down to my ankles, I make sure they are all the way down by shuffling my feet a bit, I take a big deep breath, hold my phallus with my right hand and aim the piss stream to the right of the water, I then move the aim over to the left of the water, crossing the water, once Im finished I take another breath and stand there for a bit, to make sure there is not piss left over, I pull up my trousers and secure them correctly in a slow and exaggerated manner, once this is all done, I think to my self that there are people on this planet, that are limited to a maximum 2 minutes toilet break 10 hours a day 5 days a week otherwise noseberg will take that time out of their paycheck, with their bladder still containing piss and having to contain that old piss for the rest of the day because they think hard graft and dedication is the most important part of being successful, I go back to my neet chair in my heated room, I have a portable heater on as well as the main radiators for added comfort, load up a film, and watch the film in stillness knowing that I have no alarm to wake up too, no sitting in traffic, no high stress environment, filled with roasties and cucks. This is something that no wagie or normie will ever experience, they think that the 'hustle' of life is living, and buying the updated phones and clothing to maintain status is a mandatory part of life. And when I see them struggling, I have no remorse, because none of them would ever give me the time of day if I needed help. But at the end of the day, I will never need help so it doesnt matter, but they will need help, they will need antidepressants filled with chemicals and estrogen that will stunt their natural hormones and will willingly pay to take them. Anyway, I hope fellow neets have a well rested sleep tonight and that your returns are big, you will all make it.

>>16055480
I havent been home since August.. o ly 1 month more to go

>>16055480
i quit my job 2 weeks ago and found another and...it's slightly less stressful, but still a wagecuck job.

The alternatives are being homeless or being a leech to my parents.

Until my 11K link stack is worth at least 500K that is. Until then I simply have to suffer, although I DID just get back from a party I had with my co-workers, when I was a NEET I never had friends

>>16055480
Wage

>>16055480
I am already at work two more hours and I can go home. All I want is a nice bed so I can sleep. Fuck wage slaving crypto better moon soon or else!

>>16055480
I'm NEET all next week though.

>>16056333
Any advice on side businesses to start for operations brainlets? I can do SQL and Python passably well.

Early bird catches the worm!

>>16057256
>finally rung-skip straight to a manager-level position paying a low-end middle class family wage, coming from 28 year old neet homelessness
>coworkers all think i'm too weird to hang out with outside of work, hear them privately admit i am really smart though and feelsgoodman
>the one time we do hang out i ghost in the middle of dinner because i forgot i had plans with my new roommate

goddamn it i'm gonna get fired for being a sperg. being a legit high-functioning autist is such a fucking roller coaster life if you don't have family to help support you when you have to change environments.

>>16057509
You're not really missing out on much, I'm a major shutin and can't stand the idea of even going to parties but I went anyway because I was invited. It was fun and we carved pumpkins but that was about it.

My parents still charge me rent as well and even though I have them the knowledge that they won't be around forever pretty much offsets the comfort you would assume a person with decent parents would have in knowing they'll be there.

>tfw forklift operator
>now saved up enough to NEET it up for about a year and a half

Should I quit my job for a year? Seems like it wont be difficult to find a new job in my line of work

>>16055480
I hate how smug this Pepe looks

>>16055480
I quit yesterday...just up and ghosted an hour into shift. Blocked supervisor phone number. Feels good.exe

>>16057853
Wow are you me? I'm in the exact same position except I fix fucking printers all day

My company is shit and I could make another dollar an hour easily by simply changing jobs but I have mad actual friends for once where I work so I'm kind of conflicted

>>16055480
I'm actually off tomorrow

>>16056375
Another 30 years of doing that should work.

>>16057853
the problem is if you NEET it for a year, you deplete all the savings which in turn fucks you up even more for your eventual retirement

it sucks but you have to delay the gratification until you have enough saved up to retire for good. Obviously you should take vacations and shit, but don't deplete your entire savings to take a year or two off

>>16056674
Playing vidya at work is still shit tier compared to doing it at home.

>>16057853
>Should I quit my job for a year?
Yes if you use the comfy time to build skills.
Try learning to do trading and coding would be my suggestion.

>>16058135
The point of taking a 1 year vacation is to start a business. Why would you wait when you can get the snowball rolling today?

>>16057853
Quit your job for sure. Why work when more pay = more taxes and less government gibs?

>>16058195
"taking a vacation" and "starting a business" are not synonymous in my books

these threads never cease to amazing me. anons with legit wagie stories that are sincere and a handful of extreme copefags

Been working as an Uber on the graveyard shift.
Tt's the most comfy job I've had in my life.
I get to have some social interaction with people, enough to fill the void of loneliness.
There are no co-workers that will get boring or annoying to you eventually, you spend a maximum of 30 minutes with a passenger.
On down time between requests I can watch a movie, listen to a podcast, read a book all while absorbing the feels of an empty street at night.
Living a NEET life for 3 years killed my soul, this job is the only thing that makes me feel in touch with people again. I wasn't strong enough mentally to live a fulfilling life as a NEET.

>>16058628
do you get surge pricing at night?

>>16058631
I don't.
I get lower commission rates depending on the hours.

>>16058135
You're making far too much sense to be coming around these parts.

>>16056646
based wagie-prodder

>>16058739
what is this nasty shit? Why do people have to make sex and faggotry part of everything?

>>16057235
Holy based

>just got a job
>comfy neet life I've been living for the past 2 years about to end
no no no no no NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I CAN'T GO BACK

>>16058754
>there's leaders and there's followers
>but I'd rather be a dick then a swallower

please ban these topics. its very insulting to productive workers who have responsibilities and dont have the luxury to sit home all day and collect welfare

>>16056663
This is true.
And anyone new should lurk for at least two years before posting.

>>16058917
>productive
Kek. What exactly do you produce, wagie? What quality product or neccessary service do you generate?

>>16058917
>seething wagie

>>16058074
id love to do this, I run a machine in a factory. Just leave it to fuck up and make a mess and just leave

>>16055480
Please stop doing...... this I can't take it anymore.

>>16059645
You must let the NPC into your heart, dear wagie. Embrace you destiny.

time to finally get some bags of Pledgecamp? wait.... it's always time for it!

anybody got daily haircut screencap