/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>16035558
True, the creditized the default swaps.

>>16035570
What

>>16035558
yeah, but you wagies will defend your 9-5 jobs all day long.

deep

>>16035558
>How to be a functioning adult 101

Step 1. Set goals
Step 2. Make a financial plan
Step 3. Make financially responsible decisions
Step 4. Work to earn money to invest
Step 5. Start own business with invested money,

/biz/, sometimes I am ashamed of scrolling through here.

>>16035667
>Just set goals lol
>Just make a financial plan lol
>Just make financially responsible decisions lol
>Just work to earn money to invest lol
>Just start your own business with invested money lol
Easier said than done, dummy.

>>16035677
It's actually easier than you think! Tell me, what would be a skill that you would really like to have, anon

>>16035688
Getting a girlfriend :(

>>16035692
Getting a girlfriend 101:
Step 1. Get self esteem (go to the gym, eat healthy and realize the untapped potential of a real man. imperium sine fine).

Step 2. Get your archetypes straight. Take examples from history as Julius Ceasar and Alexander the Great to boost your manlyness.

Step 3. Women flock to your glorious aura. You will eminate glory.

>>16035744
what if you are napoleon but without the power just the ugly look and shortness?

>>16035744
But I am a manlet and balding at age 19. I also have a wide face, so I look like a potato with legs. I am hideous and nothing will make me look appealing to women. I also have severe social anxiety (maybe because of my looks? I don't know, i think it's inborn). So yeah, that's impossible for me sorry.

The only way to get truly wealthy is to be born in it or start a company. That's yaht money. But for most of us, rich is enough. That's where all the stats about investing and stuff come in

>>16035558
RISE UP AND ATTACK THE RICH

>>16035783
>>16035797
Pathetic! A man is a man by virtue, nothing less and nothing more. As long as you have the spirit and will of the emperor's and generals of the olden days you have the power to dominate.

Western media has castrated you my dearest friend. Taken your ambition and will to fight. REMEMBER: Men used to rule armies of 60.000 men without modern technology, crossing vast distances and achieving incredibly feats.

What can we do now? Whine that we can't plan ahead? Get a grip!

I believe in you!

Also: Carthago delenda est

>>16035873
LEAVE CARTHAGE ALONE!!!!

>>16035986
Salty much?

who the fuck ever said you can get rich working 9 to 5?

>>16036185
wage cuckies

cunts got rich taking massive risks. I'm talking ebin risks. Think of the biggest risk you'd take and double it. Win or an-hero'esque risks.

>>16035558
My dad did. He gave his boss a firm handshake, pulled himself up by the bootstraps and made a great career being a yacht salesman.

>>16035986

Lmfao

I'm imagining he's mark from peep show

>>16035783
Napoleon was average height of his day. He was called the little emperor because he essentially rose nothing and instead of being crowned by the Pope, he had the Pope hold his crown, then he took it and crowned himself. Everyone on this board with any knowledge of Napoleon would trade their current height to Napoleon's for his skills, experience and knowledge.

>>16036307
I'm an American so I also am grateful that Napoleon sold us all of Frances territory to Jefferson in order to continue his war in Europe.

>>16035558
Depends what you mean by rich. There plenty of people with good paying jobs who make it to $2MM+ by the time they’re 40 by wagecucking hard.
It’s definitely possible to get (somewhat) rich by wagecucking but you gotta sacrifice most of your time. And is money really worth throwing that much of your life away for? Probably not unless you really enjoy your work.
I’m somewhat wealthy for my age (high 6 figures in mid 20s) and money hasn’t really made my life much better.. I used to think getting rich would make life so much better, but I really don’t think so any more. Ironically, getting (somewhat) rich has made me pursue money a lot less and focus on other things.

>>16035558
Depends what you mean by rich. There plenty of people with good paying jobs who make it to $2MM+ by the time they’re 40 by wagecucking hard.
It’s definitely possible to get (somewhat) rich by wagecucking but you gotta sacrifice most of your time. And is money really worth throwing that much of your life away for? Probably not unless you really enjoy your work.
I’m somewhat wealthy for my age (high 6 figures in mid 20s) and money hasn’t really made my life much better..

The value of (free) time is undervalued and value of money is overrated in my opinion. Especially amongst poor wagecucks.

>>16036375
>It’s definitely possible to get (somewhat) rich by wagecucking but you gotta sacrifice most of your time.
Isn't this mathematically impossible?

>>16035783
Napoleon wasn't ugly. He was built by confidence and was respected by men. He never had to exhibit pretentiousness and demand bullshit pageantry of order and royalty. Napoleon commanded a room and the warriors who had fought with him for 20 years could address him without a salute and his permission.
Napoleon is a giant in the history of known intelligent life and the only thing any of us on this board have on him is that we are currently alive.

>>16035873
based AF. Rome did nothing wrong

>>16035623
Where are you travelling to for your semi annual vacation, anon? I hear Italy is nice this time of year.

>>16036195
Im a wage chump friend. I know I can't get rich by it, can only get by. The only way to create wealth is to work every waking second with a great idea.

>>16036446
This is my dream in life. The resurrection of the Roman empire!

>>16035873
CARTHAGO DELENDA EST

>>16036458
>I know I can't get rich by it
Then why aren't you rich, anon?

>>16035744
I love a girl who is married. How do I realistically get her?
She has a kid, her husband and her has recently got that kid in school.

>>16036680
drop it

best case scenario - she loves you too and it will be a mess that will cost you both a lot. most probable scenario - you will fuck their life and yours.

>>16036680
Murder the husband ala Oz, assert dominance.

>>16036703
Give something realistic. I can't go to jail.

>>16035558
i dont agree with this. where are you supposed to get your start-up capital to invest with if you dont earn?

>>16036713
Well then, be a bro and ask the husband for permission.
If he says no (which he most likely will), then beat him up. It's better to at least let the man know that you're gonna take his girl, rather than just take her unbeknownst to the man. That's just disrespectful and not very bro-like. It's not like the guy did anything bad to you, you just want her woman, so the best thing you can do is let him know.

>>16036713
look elsewhere anon and never go for women with kids. its not worth it

>>16036680
fuck off nigger

>>16036756
She is extremely submissive to me and have kind of friendly relation with her husband. What do?

>>16036680
You don't get her bud. You wake up one day and realize that you crave and work towards an unhealthy amount of chaos in your life, then come to the conclusion that energy is better spent in the gym and in other ways working on yourself. When your arrogance has risen to a sufficient level you download tinder and realize you always had better and nearly unlimited options. You're playing russian roulette with your sanity and you need to stop. Just honest bro advice from some anon asshole who did the same thing.

>>16035558
Well the truth is everybody has got to serve somebody.

no, but people got rich working 4am-11pm you lazy normie fvck.

>>16036680
Absolute and utter degenerate. She either leaves him for you or you are not chad enough. Don't be a sneaky cunt.

>>16035558
So... I have to overtime?

>>16036771
I am working, going to gym and trying every moment to get richer than her husband. Although I earn as much he earns, but I want to earn more so that I can provide more. There were couple of days where I was not working on my side project because I realised she will not come with me. But now, I have fixed my belief that If I get rich and ask her, she wouldn't reject. I don't have any other option. I am not social so chances of finding anyone else is 0. I want to get her and her only.

>>16035813
Millionaire's fast lane.

>>16036841
>>16036854
Why are there so many tripfags on /x/?
First there was Isaac, then TheAcorn, and now GayLover. What the fuck, this has got to be the weirdest board on 4chan.

>>16036883
I meant /biz/. Fuck now I'm feeling hypnotized myself.

>>16036307
>Napoleon was average height of his day.

And he was dashing as fuck when he let his hair grow out.

>>16036883
Well I removed my name. Why do u ppl hate named replies?

>>16036917

>>16036917
>>16036941
I'm sorry, my mistake.

>>16035797
so thats why you need more power, more knowledge, more money and you have to act smarter

>>16035558
They only get rich by buying bitcoin.

>>16035873
>t. Tai Lopez

>>16035667
I started a cleaning business,bought a LLC, advertise on FB Google ECT,have cards pass out and talk to people.

No business
Wtf

>>16035558
You need 7 sources of income of average.
From a 9-5 job, it's achievable:
>1. Job
>2. Renting out an apartment or a house
>3. Car sharing
>4. Stocks
>5. Investment plans
>6. P2P Lending
>7. Cryptocurrencies