/biz/ - Business & Finance

Good. Let the bloodbath begin. Fuck boomers, you made it so I can't afford a house, then bitched at me for not owning one. I hope you all lose all your net worth.

>>16021319
so much this. i have no chance of a family and a good life so my only joy comes from knowing i will live to see boomers suffer. we're gonna vote away your social security and put you in the shadiest, nigger-run nursing homes we can find. you will pray for death long before it finds you

>>16021340
Will we legalize organ harvesting and sell their organs to the Chinese? I hear human tissue, even if it's old, is a very lucrative market.

>>16021319
>>16021340
>ID: HA jk l0lz

>>16021375
>megatokyo
Wow, you're an actual boomer

I’m selling fucking everything. we’re FUCKED. The Fed won’t tell you that. We have increased our recession indicators one by one for the past 3 quarters. My friend at Goldman said we have 2 more years max. Get out sooner rather than later.

>>16021408
>My friend at Goldman

>>16021408
Yeah, I’m trying to max out all my loans and credit now. I can pay them even if the economy collapses. I’m just gunna make out like a bandit with as much free money as I can get. I remember in 2009, credit was harder to come by - they didn’t give it out as easy after the crash.

>>16021408
What are you putting your money into then?

>>16021340
>i have no chance of a family and a good life
women will be throwing themselves at you for a can of beans and you'll own a whole city block from your crypto/PM/stock gains

>>16021422
>he doesn't have a friend at Goldman

>>16021364
not bad, anon... not bad

>>16021422
>>16021457
You don't have to believe if you dont want too. Your loss, frens.

>>16021434
No way they're gunna make shitty loans. Shitty economy = risk averse

>>16021442
To be determined. I'm not out yet. Probably a combo of money market fund and gold/silver.

>>16021408
i hope this is true tbqh. i didnt have the money to profit off the last recession but i do now. i will buy MASSIVE stonks if there's another collapse

>>16021364
I heard that on NPR the other day. About how lucrative the market is, so much so that it's causing issues at the coroner's where bodies get harvested before a criminal investigation is able to be done. Apparently a lot of coroner's offices are working so closely with harvester companies that they share the same building for maximum efficiency. And a lot of people think of hearts/livers or whatever but the most lucrative part is all of your soft tissue. Not just the skin but your fat and sinew and cartilage and bones underneath which get repackaged into cosmetic surgery products like cellulite dimples or penis enlargement. Half a teaspoon of ground-up human skin is $434.

Imagine you die suddenly in a freak car accident and within the span of a few hours your entire body is disassembled and sold to the highest bidders, nothing left of you but a larger dick for chad, a prettier face for stacy and that's the end of your mark on human history

>>16021596
I really wonder how that stuff is distributed and sold to end users... Must be very sophisticated organized crime and Epstein/Clinton tier players in the game

>>16021364
3D printing will replace all this organ harvesting garbage.

>>16021596.
>>16021607

Autografts are used whenever possible. No risk of rejection or contamination. Many orthopedic surgeries will involve drilling of bone anyway so it's already there.

T. OR tech

>>16021596
What the fuck?

>>16021644
We live in a nightmare world

>>16021596
Is it legal for retirement homes to have old people sign away their bodies when they die to pay for their services ??

I have a diabolical plan....

>>16021660

It's rare shit makes me blackpilled further, but I was somehow not aware how rampant this bullshit was. Fucking savages chopping up dead people so whores can make their lips fatter and fags can make their dicks bigger. It truly is a nightmare world, worst of all is I can't remember the last time I saw someone with lip injections and thought it looked good. Always looks like shit.

Look at this article: https://www.latimes.com/business/story/2019-10-13/body-parts-harvesting-hinders-coroner-autopsies Fucking nightmare fuel.

I fucking hate the idea that someone could cut away my heart, skin, etc to give to some faggot baby boomer or some colored savage to use to prolong their useless life. Fuck

>>16021596
we’ve got ourselves a bullshitter right here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWZpCwgvHAw

>>16021596
You are correct, cashing in on this travesty is as simple as filling out a form.
https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/395257-fdatissueregistryform.html
The FDA (aka Google as of this year) does not value life, it despises it by the penny. Shame really.

>>16021596
holy shit, I hope I'll never fucking die unless I evaporate. fuck all these greedy irresponsible fat niggers who ruin their shit with diabetes and drugs.

Take the corpse farmer pill boys

These boomers are loot crates just waiting to be opened

>>16021669
Many countries are on an opt-out system and lots of people (especially older generations) don't realize this. Lobbyists for the harvesting business are pushing for opt-out legislation in the USA today

>>16021672
damn I just read that. they can rape and kill you, take your organs out and nobody will even investigate.

>>16021672
Yeah, if you have that shit on your ID fucking take it off as soon as possible to prevent those fucking jews from hacking up your body

>>16021669
Honestly, this has to be one of the most fucked up posts on 4chan.
Seek help. Then again if someone's kids stuck their parents in a nursing home I'd go for them honestly bro. Both are super fucked up. Jesus bro. Chill.

>>16021697
>loot crates
Funny you should say that, with the state of the average American body today, it does seem kind of like a loot crate. Failed transplants are on the rise because the organs are often already diseased, like fatty livers from obese products

These next 6 months are unironically vital to bitcoin. I hope you anons remeber that. Huge liquidity problems have begun already, now asset prices are plunging. If bitcoin can go up even 20% over the next 6 months then we've won.

>>16021725
All that fat is rich in stem cells
>>16021722
Stay poor anon. Reduce, reuse, recycle. Why feed them to the worms in the ground when they can be put to a better use?

>>16021295
2007 had nothing to do with a local tax increase

>>16021711
This, it's wide open for any criminals, especially Gov criminals to avoid getting caught for "removing" someone. Take the body, "legally" sell it to the procurement company and law enforcement will never be able to tell.

>>16021713
It wasn't on my ID, but in my health card that everyone in my country has. I unironically just tore off the donor piece 30 seconds ago and ripped it up. Fuck that, and fuck the profiteers

>>16021704
https://www.thelocal.de/20190401/germany-debates-changing-to-opt-out-organ-donation-system
>Germany's Health Minister Monday pushed an initiative to boost the availability of transplant organs by making everyone a potential donor
>Spahn said Germany's potential number of organ donors is far higher as surveys had shown that over 80 percent of respondents supported the idea in theory.
>in theory
>Under current rules, people can sign an organ donor card and carry it in their wallets so that if they die, hospitals know they are allowed to harvest their organs. Only about 30 percent of Germans carry such a donor card.
>Only about 30 percent of Germans carry such a donor card.
Fucking kikes making up retarded polls.

>>16021340

Preach

Boomer Holocaust NOW

>>16021742
You don't understand, the tax increase doesn't matter, that was just the pin for this bubble.

why do these companies get to rake in all this cash instead of next of kin? this is literal corpse robbing, fuck being a tissue/organ donor if it means enriching vultures

>>16021771
This world ain't fair kid. Things are more fucked up than you can imagine

>>16021596
we've reached levels of nightmare capitalism that shouldn't even be possible.

>>16021295
Im seeing so many sign twirlers for homes just like mid 2000s

>>16021876
communism would make things much worse

>>16021895
Fucking same, especially at the luxury apartments or upper middle-class suburbs around where I live

If you type this thread into a text to speech program, it's pretty hilarious

>>16021450
>women throwing themselves at me for a can of beans
I can’t wait for Bosnia 2: American Boogaloo

Buy a house in Washington DC or its suburbs and rent it the fuck out. Thanks to it being the nations capital that area actually laughed off the housing crisis and will do so again when another occurs. Thanks to Amazon coming into the picture, housing values are still climbing in all parts of the DC area. Even the ghettos.

>>16021725
Is he standing or sitting

>>16021596
They can't harvest anything unless you gave prior consent or your family does after death. Stop thins morbid fantasies.

>>16021408
I just bought a new car. Will this affect me.

>>16022741
bandaid on vagina

>>16022730
>implying they do things legally
>implying you’re not in china

>>16021596
>penis enlargement
This is done by surgery? wtf kind of frankensnatch surgery is that?

>>16022745
She never shows her vagina or nipples

>>16021340
>>16021319


I'm with you lads. Let's bring out the Gullotine's again for this one. We can shave off some of their neck fat along the way.

25 with 3 homes in my portfolio. Maybe if you guys didn't spend all your money on fake internet beans you could afford a house.

>>16022730
>They can't harvest anything
guys please tell him

>>16021434
fuck me this is a pro move

>>16021340
>so much this
you need to go back

Imagine taking zerohedge/tyler durden seriously.

They have predicted 200 of the last 2 crashes.

>>16022741
This girl is so freaking hot. MOAR! I want. MOAR

>>16021295
who cares about housing price
as long as SP500 keeps growing there will be no recession

>>16021596
what the fuck

>>16021753
>about 30 percent of Germans carry such a donor card.
That pary may be true. We are a broken brainwashed people, especially in the urban centers.

you guys are too early, one more dip and then we get ejaculation before communism is installed in 2032

>>16021704
>the harvesting business

>>16021319
>>16021340
Unironically these.
Childhood is idolizing boomers and preaching to everyone how fair it is to respect other people's wealth and even enlisting to fight wars that protect that wealth like a fucking retard.
Adulthood is realizing that the moment we became a living organism, it was all about stealing, dominating and outright eating the other ones or getting eaten yourself. This is the code that runs us which is deeply embedded into the Universe, and those who do not respect it in favor of some delusional morals will always end up losers and ultimately - dead. Following the code, the only logical option for us right now is to disregard the bullshit laws and steal the boomer wealth, leaving them to starve. A weak sack of flesh like them who definitely cannot defend their own money should not be allowed to hold that money in the first place. The kindness of not pulling a commie revolution right now and disregarding any law or moral bullshit just for the sake of stealing their wealth is costing us our future and we're allowing ourselves to be dominated by the boomer laws which promise us to be as wealthy as them but only when we become boomers ourselves, which is laughably retarded because we're both sharper and physically stronger than them and there's no reason to not have the reins of power in our hands when all we have to do is reach out to take it.

Just think about it logically.

>>16021319
>>16021340
Oooooo yeeeeaaaahhhh
But the government will just put them on welfare too until cis white males 18-60 are the only people working

>>16021755
>Jew get nervous, too many people know they fucked everything up
>Gets idea: divide & conquer the white enemy
>Boomer / christcuck / incel memes are born
Op is doing the kike's work

>reading Jew hedge 2019...

>>16022730
"Accidents" and "mistakes" happen all the time in the harvesting business

>>16022923
kek, I'm old enough to remember this

>>16021771
Same reason you don't get $100k from your foreskin

>>16021295
Boomer. How do you plan on profiting from it this time? Surely you’re prepared this time around r-right ?

>>16024654
nightmare fuel

>>16021295
G o o d
If housing prices drop in these shitty metropolitan areas, we won't have a mass migration of their annoying urban shitheads into cheaper states

>>16021596
I'd be Chad's dick for free

>>16021607
It's totally legal.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tissue_bank

They are just claiming the bodies "for research", then disassemble them and sell to pharma/beauty companies.

>>16021295
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>>16025074
Is it legal to be a middle man to the harvesting companies?

For example if I ran an old folks home and had them sign over their rights to their corpse to me can I then sell to the companies for like 20k (for example). Or even do partial financing based on the price of their tissues so that they can benefit from it while they are still alive?

>>16025086
Thanks I just uninstalled the app.

>>16021596
I’m dead who gives a fuck.
As long as my family knows and gets a stupidly large law suit out of it.

>>16025123
They will harvest your organs while you're still alive m8. You fucking retard.

>>16022741
Who is this?

>>16021596
We can profit from this

>>16025101
The middleman is a biowaste utilization company. They get "biological waste", like corpse parts, fetuses, liposuction fat etc.

>>16025101
And by the way no one needs old timers, skin is saggy, bones are dry and brittle, the body is falling apart at old age.
The prime harvesting specimen are 18-30.

>>16025225
The old tissue is still valuable. They heavily process it before its used for injections and grafting.

You're right about the bones though but im sure you can still get a little marrow out of em

>>16023468
>indulging in you animalistic nature
>being human

I guess with your logic Marcus Aurelius and Socrates was a loser too.

You are part of the cancer and yes, wealth have to redistributed to the people. Most of it is stolen anyway

at least once you are dead your wealth shouldnt go over to your children. a house, some land, starting money, not more or less

>>16025225
Even better. You can package up subprime mystery meat and sell it to overseas pharma/cosmetic companies at a lower price point. It's like the Banquet TV dinner market, you can even market to niggers for things like ass implants

>>16025323
actually genius. Loot crates are the business model of the future

>>16023468
nice schizo melt down, forgot to take your daily haloperidol today?

>>16025323
what on earth are those things, 99% plastic?

>>16025225
>>16025271
>>16025323
guys we're talking about human beings here, not animals that you can eat. After reading all this I wouldn't be surprised if they did make ground meat and bonebroth with the "biological waste" for human consumption.

>>16025390
All I know is that they legally can't call it "cheese", but the USDA allows them to use the term "process cheese food"

>>16021319
You germanics are retarded for moving out of your parents' house so early in life. In most southern european countries it's common for kids to live with their parents until marrying or getting together with another person.

>>16022548
Kek

>>16025390
Just reading the label on that thing gave me diabeetus... this whole thread is all sorts of very, very fucking wrong

Fuck the housing market tho, it's time for corrections everywhere

>>16021434
I want to know more haha, are you just maxing out these cards from certain banks to buy gold or BTC or something else?

>>16025409
I know, but my boomer dad kicked me out when I was 20.

>>16022745
Yeah I thought that was just me noticing that

>>16024133
>until cis white males 18-60 are the only people working

Pretty sure most non-whites are working while whites are wasting time on 4chan.

>>16021596
When i finally an hero, it's going to be as far as possible from "civilization"

>>16022699

>>16025403
why does society allow people like this to exist

>>16021596
>>16021364
add this

>>16025174
Anon, why is this saved to your electrical media device???

>>16021742
This. 2007 was about wildly irresponsible lending practices, which are mostly gone at this point. I'm not saying a recession isn't imminent, but housing prices aren't going to crash nationwide anywhere nearly as hard as last time. Maybe certain overheated areas will see a return to normalcy, but it isn't going to be widespread panic and foreclosure city all over again.

>>16025937
I think you are wrong.
There's more homes than people here.