/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>16011757
never trust biz

Allow me to begin!

https://vocaroo.com/i/s18AjfUgNu2S

*tink tink tink*

Attention KIKES

I will NEVER, ever sell my Linkies. LINK at 1.90? Didnt sell.
LINK at $1.50? Didnt sell.
LINK at 0.80? 0.70? 0.50?... 0.40? 0.30? 0.20?

Not selling.

IF you filthy kikes ever want to see these linkies again, you are going to have to pump the price to AT LEAST $2000 per LINK... At which point, AGAIN, you filthy kikes, I AM NOT SELLING

Sincerely,
The richest man in Babylon. Praise Sergey
and FUCK JANNIES, KIKES, NIGGERS AND SPICS

>>16011757
I bet you wish you bought Chainlink at $2.50

Dropping my rare pepes as well

Woahhh, wait a minute there nolinker, you're telling me that

>despite hating LINK you monitor the price religiously and make a thread as soon as there is any movement
>develop novel and intiutive FUD plotlines using the most up to date information you constantly seek out
>dedicate your creative energies to editing maymays with LINK branding
>have LINKtrader, GitHub, Gitter, pivotaltracker bookmarked so you can keep up to date with the project you hate
>actively participate in a LINK discord or telegram group
>know more about LINK than any other project, even more than stinkylinkies themselves

You need to have sex incel

Did Bizonacci ever come back? Say hi for us if he did.

Freedom was only a few mouse clicks away

>>16011757
Craig is satoshi and Graig convinced you he wasn’t hahahah stay poor you dumb faggot

Almost no takers huh? Well, I tried

I would be out of debt if I had managed to catch the dogecoin candle at $0.15 yesterday.

>>16011796
This

fuck you all newfag brainlet robots

FUCK NIGGERS

>>16011886

Fuck niggers (Are they the majority in Europe/US now?)
Fuck Kikes (Do they still exist?)
Fuck Jannies (Do they still do it for free?)

>>16011891
oh fuck another rare cereal box thank you anon

this is the most I can give in return, a rare pepe

>>16011901
nice

[unintelligible]

Too bad you didn't join pocketnet.app while it was still in beta no way for you to get a decent bag.

well you know what they say

Cum and go
Drip and dip
Nail and bail
Nut then strut
Plow and ciao
Suck and duck
Skeet and yeet
Hit it and quit it
Ram and scram
Screw and shoo
Shoot and scoot
Squirt and revert
Smash and dash
Skeet and retreat
Rape and escape
Hump then dump
Kiss then dismiss
Finger don't linger
Cuddle then scuttle
Breed then proceed
Get laid then evade
Jack of then back off
Ejaculate and evacuate
Go down and skip town
Impregnate and immigrate
Tear her apart then depart
Bust a nut then leave the hut
Fuck her ass then hit the gas
Suck her toes then say adios
Fill her hole then take a stroll
Shoot the Jizz then out you is
Spray DNA and refuse to stay
Smash mouth and dash south
Give her cock then run a block
Make a baby and run like crazy
Smash her rear then disappear
Hit the spot then ditch the thot
Blow your load and hit the road
Shoot the glaze then run aways
Shoot your goo and say "adieu"
Give her meat then hit the street
Shoot your shit then fucking split
Get some brain then ride the train
Paint her face and leave the place
Give her the dick and get out quick
Fill the crack and never come back
Ruin her sheets then hit the streets
Rock her box then change the locks
Insert your cock then promptly walk
Make her your play mate and vacate
Slide in your meat then hit the street
Fertilize her seed then need for speed
Empty your sack and don't come back
Cum on her back then get on the track
Fuck her fast then leave her in the past
Get insider her gown then get out of town
Prove you ain't gay then run the fuck away
Please your monkey and leave the country
Take her virginity then change your vicinity
Give it to the lad then make like a black dad
Prompt her wetting then change your setting
Explore your sexuality then reposition your locality
Upload your genetic information then appear in a different nation
Preform vaginal penetration then proceed to change your location
Put yourself inside her a fair amount then change your physical whereabouts

Kevin Nash was raped by a group of black men in the blistering summer of '92.

Today I got food poisoning and almost shit myself on the job. Please take note of this future me as it will be essential knowledge for whenI am rich.

>>16011794
Based gaybo insider

please for the love of god do not go on that fucking yacht

>>16011943
KWAB

My last post as I have been sentenced to wagecucking for 8 more hours tomorrow. Remember me, myself. This is how I was before I became rich

showtime

>>16011796
Based.

I sold five thousand stinky linkies for one BTC and about seventeen Ethereum. Clown world right now frens I feel like I could've got a better price but whatever.

>>16011757
Kleros will 200x by 2021.

Wait no just one more shitpost

FUCK JANNIES!

>>16011943
KWAB

>>16011766
HAHAHAHAHA, OMFG!

THIS IS WHAT CHAINLINK HAS BEEN REDUCED TO! BAHAHAHAHAHA, HOLY SHIT.

You guys are so fucking embarassing. Just keep sinking lower and lower.

First you want to hold your cum then you guys and taking loads of drugs to "contact" beings. Now it's bullshit esoteric threads about some god complex. God damn Sirgay, your audacity is fucking amazing.

You guys are so retarded, it's hilarious. No wonder institutional investors or anyone with more than an iota of brain will steer the fuck clear from your faggy little project.

Even the most coked out, sporadically-violent, shit-head wall street investor would take one look at you guys and laugh. You guys aren't even the preschool version of investors, you're simply gullible retards that are probably, let's be honest, a gay cult surrounding a russian jabba the hut.

>>16011764
b&r

>>16011775
>>16011784
>>He walks into your room, belt buckle undone with mcdonalds grease glistening his hairy chest
>>He loosely flings off his daily steve jobs plaid shirt
>>You brace yourself uncomfortable, the binds keeping you shackled spread eagled on the floor

"yes master, nulinkers deserve death. they are just trying to buy this synth-russian vaporware dogshit token on the low by fudding a chinese CCP fly-fishing counter protestor forum. not like your browse it master or have any fucking semblance of a fatass walrus scammer mindset."

He smiles.

He slowly walks over to you.

"And what do you say to the deceivers?"

"You'll never buy sub one dollar again! Nice try, didn't read, not selling! been holding for 700+ days. imma just keep buying like the dumb dipshit pig i am. it'll eventually work out no matter what because im too stupid to understand economics and i compare this opportunity to ethereum cuz im a fat, fucking retarded pig that loves to pay for your expenses and vacations"

He assumes the position now, a chair on top of your bare naked chest. He grunts and let out a massive fart.

"That's right... I've been holding it for 700,000 blocks, it's nice and hot and stinky..." He trails off, a distant look in his eyes as he glances and looks at all the chainlink posters in the room.

He grunts and out comes, a fat nasty shit on your chest.

"Another 700k, dumped. Take it in your GPI."

"Thank you master, partnership confirmed. To the moon!"

>>16012373
Kill all weebs

Hi normalfags,
Kek you'll never have as many stinkies as me, keep coping. You wouldn't even believe if I told you how may I got.
Regards,
Anon

>>16011817
>>16011834
>>16011886
>>16011891
>>16011921

He inhales deeply then takes out a Cuban cigar. Lighting first a $100 bill then using it light the cigar. You can smell the ashy scent lingering in the room as the smoke drifts up.

"Th-they said... $32 million dollars isn't worth my Oracle solution, that skinny, pedophile, meth, twink vitamin can kiss my neet asshole. when the verizon singular happens, everyone will know...."

"No master, let me kiss your whale 65% ass. Dump it on me. I'll wait for the singularity."

"How about this singularity marine!" He screams as a shit flies out onto your chest.

Retarded delusions creep your mind as the raw gas of his asshole makes your delirious, you prepare yourself for the joy. you pucker up and smooch sirgay's asshole, the sharpie still twitching in your little link boipucci.

"Just imagine all the data being sanitized by reputation, like Uber. No sybil attacks, all ERC20 based."

He lets out another fart and grunts again.

"Another 700k!"

You shout ecstatically, "build that oracle solution, buy that towncrier! hire more devs!"

"I've give you something to cry about" He replies. Once more he grunts again and shits a violent flow of diarrhea, this time getting on your chin and lip.

"Hey man, where's the bathroom?"

"Oh sorry bro! we're jus-just doing a little thing here, we're actually the link conference here, bathrooms are to your right."

"uhhhhhhhhhhh" says the confused onlooker as he quickly scuffles away.

"I'll shill for you Master!" As you cry out, the sloppy heap of shit covering your body as it slides down.

"1k EOY is FUD!"

"No... I will give you the fud." He grunts again and proceeds to let out a gassy fart.

"Another 700k!" He cries out as he lets his sweet, hairy cheeks flap as another shit dumps out.

"Di-di-", the shit overflowing your mouth, "d-didn'... arghhh, didn't read, not selling"

>>16012031
>>16012383
>>16012385

"Yeah, you like it linklet don't you? Who's my little marine? im about to sibos you up boy!"

"I am your pay pig NXT master, proud to be a link marine, I've been collect since thirty cents. Please... sir... I am a corporal rank bitch pay pig in your dungeon of neets, please Binance me again. im too fucking stupid to think for myself and will just keep buying your perpetual motion machine scam."

He pauses, inhales and yells "link 1000 eoy" as another turd mutters it's way out.

"Another 700k for expanding the team, Master?"

"No. For this expansion." He shits again as he groans. "All of these tokens need to go to startups, Sibos loved us so much, they didn't invite us back ever because they just can't handle their love for us."

"A Cambodian basket weaving fisherman enthusiast form is all I need for financial advice."

just then, a fat greasy figure appears in the door way, "Sirgay, you dipshit two-bit hack, where's my money!"

"I'm sorry Ari, I've spent it all on ughhhhhhhhhh! Sp-spen-spent it all on paid promotions and shadow networking to promote my literal shittoken."

"Well dump some more and then buy my company, you dumb faggot slav"

"yes master" sirgay puffs up his chest as ari leaves the room and begins to recite.

"You see, you can't pull data onto the blockchain, it's impossible, no one would ever create a simple contract to query Google."

You smile. "Yes Master, I'm your paypig. All FUD is actually from other chainlinkers. These magical whales are trying to suppress the price."

"No... I will suppress the price.... rgghhhhhh ahhhhh arghhhhh..."

"Thank you master. Web3, sibos, truffle, I will follow it all and I promise to scrounge up what little money I have to throw at this fancy database contract while you dump 700k, thank you Master! I'm a stupid fucking loser neet that thinks the 2017 pump and constant shilling means an actual project and not a skeleton"

700,000
>Nothing wrong with me
1,400,000
>Nothing wrong with me
2,100,000
>Nothing wrong with me
2,800,000
>Nothing wrong with me
3,500,000
>Something's got to give
4,200,000
>Something's got to give
4,900,000
>Something's got to give
NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

LET THE CHAIN LINK HIT THE FLOOR

LET THE CHAIN LINK HIT THE FLOOR

OH SWEET GOD THERE IS NO FLOOR

OH SWEET GOD THERE IS NO FLOOR

CHAINLINK $0 EOY

CHAINLINK $0 EOY

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

>Dumped on why for (why for)
Can't take much moreeee

700,000
>Nothing wrong with me
1,400,000
>Nothing wrong with me
2,100,000
>Nothing wrong with me
2,800,000
>Nothing wrong with me
3,500,000
>Something's got to give
4,200,000
>Something's got to give
4,900,000
>Something's got to give
NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

LET THE CHAIN LINK HIT THE FLOOR

LET THE CHAIN LINK HIT THE FLOOR

OH SWEET GOD THERE IS NO FLOOR

OH SWEET GOD THERE IS NO FLOOR

CHAINLINK $0 EOY

CHAINLINK $0 EOY

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

>Pump me again (again)
Holding bags near the endddddddd

700,000
>Nothing wrong with me
1,400,000
>Nothing wrong with me
2,100,000
>Nothing wrong with me
2,800,000
>Nothing wrong with me
3,500,000
>Something's got to give
4,200,000
>Something's got to give
4,900,000
>Something's got to give
NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

>>16012398
>>16012404
lmao you’re fucking seething
this is a link board now bitch

>>16011757
ay brudda' you seen the tits on that wahine? I gotta' cousin that say she a freak. Lisen to me anon, da' Hawaiian people love that pupule kaikamahine. And aint she da best ting to happen for you? Democrats are eating dem selves alive over this wahine ʻōpala! We should all be hoping Tulsi makes it all dey way to the primaries! And keeps revealing the cracks they have in their party!
LINK $1,000 EOY
Aloha and mahalo

>>16011757
he cute