/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>16010670
I'm going to abandon my family, They treated me like shit and when they are old and frail I want them to suffer. I want them to suffer with pain and sadness.

>>16010670
Reinvest in other coins and stock, use the money towards my writing and future gaming studio, just use the money very conservatively and with great intellect. I don't care for going across the world or buying a lambo.

>>16010795
This and work on businesses - fuk waging.

A house for both my parents, 1K link for my brother (I'm a poorfag with a 10K stack). Half of the rest is to re-invest and do the diversify meme in various things that pay income like lending, maybe property renting, etc. The other half will be for staking and to never sell to help other anons make it in the future.

Naturally I will come to /biz/ still and shitpost about how awful jannies, niggers, and kikes are. But to re-invest in the next big thing as well.

holy shit..majorly stupid faggotry ideas itt
>what about you?
cashing all my fucking money out
laying it in random flat assortment embedded in cement so it's unretrievable
burying the cement 40ft below my casket with me in it

>>16010670
I already live in Thailand. I'm just going to start doing mma full time in the islands here and enjoy life while getting /fit/ as fuck.

I’m thinking of starting a meme start up. That is a business focus solely on making fire pepe memes. Pls buy our IPO frens. We’ll make a bunch of money together brining lolz to the world ;)

>>16010993
what do you think you're gona be jean claude van damme from fuckin bloodsport?
jesus christ what a fag

>>16011012
No. I think I will be in good shape and have experience + certifications and be able to open up my own gyms. Passive income and free fitness for life bruh

>>16010670
sit by myself in my new house get drunk and pass out on an air mattress

>>16011033
holy based nice digits anon

>>16010679
>fair
>>16011033
>same

>>16011025
((((((in thailand))))))

>>16010670
I'll be going around the world with you friend ;)

>>16010670
Money cant buy love or friendship

>>16011073
>Thailand literally invented the most famous striking martial art
>somehow it is Jewish to learn an Asian martial art to open a gym later in my home country
You were supposed to invest in pot not smoke it.

>>16011102
right over your head...

>>16011093
unironically love is overrated

>>16010670
N I g g e r u ain’t taking no one no nowhere even if LINK hits a million a coin

>>16011107
Yes. I never claimed to be a smart man. If you have some shit to talk, go ahead and explain yourself you soft handed noodle.

I have no friends. My only friends are my 14k links

>>16010670
im gonna keep holding and pretend like im not rich while leeching off my mom and step dad
if they dont kick me out after a few years ill share some gains

>>16011148
thailand is a 3rd world shit hole. you will get addicted to opium and die at 50 from aids fucking hookers. if you plan on working out and opening a gym then this will get sped up by 10 years

Lets be honest. Most chain holders are neet losers. Chainlink going to 1000$ would mean that a large amount of losers bee successful. This never happened in human history and never will because it defies human evolution. I know this hurts but youre destined to be poor and kissless virgins foe the rest of your life. No edgy meme or response to my post will change that. Deep inside you know Im right.

>>16011205
Just don't have premarital sex. And thailand is actually kind of nice in the developed parts.

>>16011229
>Its not human evolution
>meanwhile niggers are still alive because natural selection was thrown out the fucking window 5 highway exits ago thanks to gibs.

>>16010679
Why are white peepoh like this?

>>16011399
Because competition is in our blood unlike lazy niggers and spics

>>16011377
Niggers are talented artists and athletes.

>>16010670
>Cashing half out and reinvesting 95% of that into index funds
>Keep remaining LINK staking for lifetime passive gains
>live for a year off the 5% I kept in cash, paying down debt and treating myself to a few nice trips and maybe renting a practice space to work on my new album
>after a year start living off the index fund gains and reinvesting some of that money into other coins, keep compounding the link I make from staking in true DRNS fashion
>buy a house and nice car
>build a recording studio in the basement
>buy an apartment in west village nyc
>enjoy the comfy life and create music, when I’m bored can fly to nyc and experience the big city
>take trips all over the world and go to a bunch of sporting events and concerts and lectures on life extension and artificial intelligence
>record albums and put them on Spotify and pay for PR and build a small niche following
I’ve pretty much got it all planned out and am literally just sitting here waiting for LINK to do its thing

>>16010670
Cashing out for $500,000,000 and taking shorting the shit out of LINK. Once I've made it off link noone is ever allowed to again.

>>16011399
Loss of religion.

>>16010670
Probably going to shitpost LINK fud on 4chan /biz/

>>16011678
True, as salaam alekum brother

>>16010670
0) Pay my taxes. Crypto is maligned in the States enough as it is, I want every i to be dotted and t to be crossed and for the IRS to tell me I'm in the clear before I do a damn thing with my money.
1) Set up trust funds for friends and family.
2) Pay denbts (all 3 grand of it lel)
3) Fun stuff.

>>16011827
(((You)))

Probably wait for it to reach a higher price.
Undoubtedly, this will mark its way for 5k and beyond.

The last thing I need to get fucked over by taxes.

>>16010670
50% allocated for index funds, to be invested over the next 5 years
30% for main place of residence
10% to reinvest in the next crypto bear market
10% to do whatever the fuck i want

>>16011399
Godless heathens. I’m Portuguese and I hate wh*tes. White = no culture consumerist heathen

>>16010670
reinvesting all off it and so on and so forth

if by taking them around the world you mean begging them for gas money because you invested in a shitcoin then nice brah

>>16011899
hol up, 1k eoy chainlink with dividend from staking and you are going to throw it all back into index fund?

>>16012250
You’ll rope yourself if it crashes like in ‘18 and you’re just sitting there with fucking nothing. It’s a good conservative move.

>>16012283
if link crashes it from 1k it wont be crashing to this current price but maybe mid 500s. Index fund is ATH, im not touching that until the bubble popped.

buy a waterbed

>>16011512
Now I know you are a jew

>>16010670
>>16010679
>>16010795
The problem with LINK is that it's like the shitcoin flavor of the week that never died. It's anything but organic.
You want to talk about "having 3 years" and who/who isn't a newfag? It took 2 years of obsessive, cult-like marketing for Link to see the kind of gains that dozens of easily-forgettable 2017 shitcoins took a month or less to pull, and half of that was only because you all lied about a bunch of fake partnerships.
The anti-LINK threads are more than justified considering that you clearly either paid off the mods or they don't give 2 fucks about the board despite all the complaints about it. It's exactly what you deserve for shoving this shit down everyone's throats for so long.

If LINK weren't dependent on /biz/ and reliant on a team of private Discord shills that conveniently begin shilling around the same exact time everyday (6 AM EST), they clearly wouldn't need to have 25 threads up at the same time to prove this convoluted point... For that matter, why do so many Linkies have to step up and try their hand at justifying themselves in this thread if it really doesn't matter that much? If it doesn't matter, why are you all so defensive, so easily triggered, so quick to project and insult when the smallest of things don't go your way?
I'll be honest in saying that, had it not been for the obnoxious level of spam, I might have bought a bag. At this point? I wouldn't touch it with a 12 ft pole.

>>16010909
>>16010949
>>16010993
>>16011012
>>16011025
Yeah, I want chainlink gone. It's not organic and it's self-driven by poor suicidal, mentally under-developed NEETs throwing every dollar they have at some magical pie in the sky token with no verifiable use, no possible solution to an imaginary non-problem, proven scam on the internet with research and shady marketing history as well as shady market dumping history. The level of collusion with this token combined with the inexperience of the team and total unprofessionalism makes it a no brianer for anyone.

It's all fake. All the partnerships, all that bullshit, a wink and a nudge. It's the google cloud thing all over again, it's just one developer who probably bought some LINK bags acting like the whole fucking enterprise is going to make use of LINK. There is literally nothing to indicate that SWIFT is going to integrate LINK into their system. It's just one random company presenting some shiny new technology that'll eventually go nowhere. Big fat nothingburger and now the LINK shills are out in full force acting like they all made it, because they are trying to pump their bags off of the hype.
Once the dust settles it'll be glaringly obvious. It's all fake. In fact, if you google chainlink you'll see it's just a scam. Please reddit don't get duped into this. Don't buy this, DYOR, google it and you'll see what I'm talking about. Remember the google cloud thing, it's fake. Just check its price after the pump-and-dump from that news and you'll know what I'm talking about

>>16011539
>>16011665

99% of link “investors” didnt even read the whitepaper. It fucking flopped at sibios, Nazarov was presenting to a crowd of a dozen visibly vegified mongrels and 1 obese women, they all sat right next to toilets. Entire presentation was a laughing stock on the stream, word was Nazarov shit himself on stage near the end, looks like that in the VOD. ICO whales bought up cheap links at insanely low prices, they probably hold as much as Nazarov does. Entire dev team and Nazarov plus whales hired a bunch of legitimate nazis off of /pol/ to make link infographs and memes like they did with the whole jewish question propaganda. Using the work of these convincing /pol/ propagandists, Nazarov hired a handful of paid discord shillgroups and gave them exact hand written textual propaganda. These shills them used the most elaborate memes and infographs coupled with the wordplay of a philosophy major and commenced the largest high effort shilling campaign ever seen on 4chan. Some anon who was apart of one of the paid shillgroups posted proof and then the entire board went down for a couple minutes and the post was scrubbed completely even on warosu. It’s undisputedly true that the mods and jannies are in Nazarovs back pocket hence why the entire fucking board can be nothing be link shill threads and not a single thread will get purged. Couple months back sergey was presenting at some no name convention, with about 10 people, hilariously enough he sat by himself at a table for 30 minutes, not a single person asked him a question.

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>>16012363
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>>16011889
> if it reaches 1k it will go higher
This is why I’m never selling. I’ll just take staking profits after tax, and save and diversify those gains. Maybe a tad back into link but the capital gains will eat me more than the tax on staking profits.

>>16010670
>What about you?
Giving them all to my bros then applying shotgun to forehead.

MY FRIENDS: I get them around $100 on souvenirs from my trips. they get me a ¢50 postcard.
Tried to fight me when he was drunk
Forgot my birthday like 2 years in a row

I stopped hanging with them LOL

Am I stupid?

>>16010670
For me, its I'll buy 21btc and live a comfy life ever after

>>16011164
I want to do the same. If my parents treat me properly during two years after making it, I'll share, otherwise fuck them

Personally have this weird feeling that finding this shitcoin wasn't by chance and that the wealth isn't really for me but for my future kids

>>16010949
Absolutely retarded to re invest your link gains in dollar denominated financial assets that are about to implode.

You jut gold you idiot

>>16010670
First thing I fucking do is

*Drum rolls*

Invest half in real estate

take $300k in cash to some duffle bag and just start randomly travelling to various places.

>>16012316
what part about investing over the next 5 years do you not get?

>>16011033
Based

>>16013040
Better wait for a crash

>>16012316
ETH crashed from $1400 to fucking $80. Never forget about that.

>>16011902
>nonwhite hates whites
did this really deserve its own post?

>>16013305
Ouch. Thanks for the reminder

>>16010670
Did you tell them about Link?

>>16010670
I'm going to cash out. Travel the world and take a lot of drugs. Plus buy a mc12 masarati. Plus a home in the rich side of dublin.

>>16012363
Leave us alone.

dancing lessons maybe idk

>>16010670
Taking a day off work

>>16010670
sounds like a good plan to me - same

>>16011025
Good shit my man I recently got into JKD which has some roots in Muay Thai and Brazilian jiu jitsu myself. Muay Thai is fucking brutal as far as sparring goes most practicality. don’t let little weaklings who don’t take care of themselves deter you from your dreams. Notice how it’s always weak soi boys that don’t train talking shit behind a phone instead of improving themselves? It’s almost like the discipline from training carries into other aspects of your life who would have thought!? Personally I’ll be creating passive income and become a full time artist as well as continue to train, might make a room just to roll/spar in with some of my buddies.

>>16013305
ETH GREW to $1400 because of the ICO craze. Don't forget about that.

>>16014851
And LINK will thanks to the smart contract craze.

sell my 500 stinks @ 999$/LINK

spend few months travelling all around the country, withdrawing my BTC from BTC automats to evade taxes,

I only have a 3k stack....pay off my mortgage and wagecuck for life. Maybe buy some butthole to drill every now and then.

Some of you guys made it and have no idea, just hold link if you don't spend 12Hrs a day at least on the computer and haven't been trained proper TA. Were reaching all time highs on small but growing volatility with 1 and 2 day oscillators pointing up. Not to mention the marubozu candle that was printed last night closing above major support.

>>16010670
Get a life worth living.

>>16010670
Gonna buy my friend a house. He grew up poor, lost his mom to cancer really young and his dad died a few years ago. He was obese and didn't take care of himself, but a couple years ago he got his shit together lost 100 pounds and got a really nice gf. They're both pretty broke so I'm gonna hook em up when they inevitably get married.

>>16011033
based

>>16010670
Tell my mother, give her a part and invest my part in growing a business and making even more money.

As to what I'd spend a ton of money in... idk man as long as I'm wealthy enough to live away from minorities and see the world I don't really care.

>>16010679
Kind of on the same boat, except for my mother - she was always nice and put up with alot of crap from my other family members

>>16010670
I'm going to find a sugar daddy who bought link unlike me

>>16010670
Having a lot of sex.

>>16010993
this sounds fucking sick, good on you

anyways i'll probably buy an x box

>>16015209
Same boat, but at least my mother is the only one in my family with enough mental fortitude to make it through coinbase and binance registration
At least she's gonna beat all the nulinkers.

Hookers and blow

Quit my job

Jk I’ll have long since quit it by then, probably at $80

Honestly, wouldn't change much besides moving out of my parents house. Fucking hate living in the basement out in fucking nowhere.

>>16012350
Is he wrong? Nearly all the greatest athletes were black. Even in fuckin golf, the whitest sport ever.

Hopefully socialism wins and I can distribute my wealth to the millions who need it. The 99%

Altruism is the key to human survival. Support Bernie with me my friends.