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1. They claimed deferred revenue from full self driving since they released smart summon
2. Laid off tons of workers remember
3. Shifted factory costs, bought cheaper tools, etc
4. Laid out decent guidance for the coming months
5. All this contributed to an air of profitability when in reality they will mostly be unprofitable again next quarter unless they pull the semi out of their ass
6. Everyone expected them to fail

In short, the market is retarded but what can you do

>>16009350
>Tesla
What coin is that?

>>16009435
TSLA

Might want to buy puts, bound to correct.p

buttblasted tesla bear cult btfo

>>16009821
This scam is literally the next Theranos/WeWork

Death to all kikes

If you’ve ever been in Tesla you’d know Elon is Finna take over the world
DEATH TO ALL KIKES

>>16009350
classic shitcoin pump and dump. seems like this happens to tsla every other quarter. musk is as much a scammer as your scummiest cryptoconmen like justin sun, sirgay, sunny out, satoj, etc. it's all smoke and mirrors in every market, be it boomer stocks, shiny rocks or shitcoins.

>>16009837
>a non jewish white male (who came very close to naming the jew) with a history of legitimate companies is a scammer
yikes

>>16009435
When is Elon going to make a cryptocurrency
Seems like the sort of thing he would do

>>16009938
imagine getting subsidies from the Gov, which allows you to sell your cars at a lower price and then claiming to be a genius inventor

>>16009851
>>16009845
>NOOOOOO YOU CANT JUST BUILD ELECTRIC CARA THATS CHEATING

>>16009938
>only Jews are scammy