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15986040 No.15986040 [Reply] [Original]

True Life: I'm Addicted to Shorting
Wherever I am, I must short.

>shorted my education
>shorted my career
>shorted fiat
>shorted hollywood
>shorted globalism
>shorted left/right politics
>shorted racial supremacism
>shorted climate change
>shorted outer space
>shorted the triactic tetrometer
>considering shorting crypto

>> No.15986093

And for your last trick, you’ll short shorts and finally admit you’re a Fag

>> No.15986114
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15986114

Why are the bears so BASED

>> No.15986153
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>>15986040
>>considering shorting crypto
stopped reading there

>> No.15986179
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>>15986093
>shorting shorts
What a magnificent idea!

>>15986114
Average joes don't have what it takes to be a big bad bear.

>> No.15986211

Just because you short something, doesn't mean it goes down

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>>15986211