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Newfag here
explain chainlink. I don't understand it. I just see vaporware. Why will Link be the future?

>> No.15985549

Isn't that the scam I read about on reddit?

>> No.15985550
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poo poo pee pee

>> No.15985559

Don't worry about Chainlink, the problem they are trying to solve is literally impossible and could be implemented on ETH with 2 lines of code.

>> No.15985573

2...years
2...FUCKING...YEARS
2 FUCKING YEARS YOU UTTER RETARD BRAINLET FUCK WHO CANT EVEN READ THE FUCKING ARCHIVES JESUS FUCKOING CHRIST WE SERVED IT ON A FUCKING PLATTER

>> No.15985583

>>15985535
It’s not the future. Basically link shills flooded this board relentlessly and snatched unsuspecting idiots that fell into the scam. Now they are relentless shillers themselves. It’s a vicious cycle. Imagine, there’s actually people here that bought link above $4. Now that begs the question, if you were a dirty pajeet and put your villages savings into chainlink at $4, would you be relentless with your shills as well?

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Essentially it should connect real world data to the Blockchain. Right now everything is within the Blockchain. Chainlink will apparently connect it to real world data which is important and necessary for the Blockchain to actually grow. This sounds great in theory but no one knows how it's even gonna work. So just buy link cause it CAN pay off tremendously.

>> No.15985591

>>15985535
All you need to know is 1k eoy

>> No.15985612

>>15985588
Yeah and there's a big assumption there that people will want to actually use blockchains for something. So far they've only been used for trading and scams.

>> No.15985619

fine OP.
https://imgur.com/a/GnW0DmO
https://imgur.com/a/HS9hIfr
https://imgur.com/a/bklfSCi

>>15985612
There's always a first

>> No.15985638

>>15985535
>explain chainlink
No. Go to the fucking archives and read threads from before Mid-2018. WE MUST STOP FEEDING YOU CUNTS. PUT IT SOME FUCKING WORK.

>> No.15985642

>>15985583
Even if this is 100% true the nits still a huge buy signal.
The dicks that hate on link are literally avoiding the most profitable token in the last year

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>>15985535
>he doesn't know

>> No.15985651

>>15985559
Kek

>> No.15985763

>>15985535
prints lambos

>> No.15985770

>>15985535
its a scam that made some anons rich but u missed it by years

>> No.15985906

Bunch of 4channers tried to force it as /ourcoin/, during the presale ico phase of chainlink there was a minimum requirement of 300eth to enter the presale.

Coin continued to get shilled and pumped up and hyped for the sibios event that link was attended, whole event turned out to be a flop chainlink had a presentation in a room of like 18 people next to the public toilets, literally no news or partnership came from the event and the coin dumped back to below ico prices and created 1000's of bagholder anons.

Now during this alt bull run lots of anons and took advantage of this and shilling this coin to all the new money and newfags that joined in december and don't know this story.
The coin is HEAVILY manipulated and the supply is dried up from huge whales who accumulated below ICO price to create a artificially lower supply (a lot like REQ) and these people have so much room to dump on all of you faggots to still be in profit when the time comes.

In regards to actual project that chainlink aiming to achieve it's nothing more than a basic json parser for smart contracts, would take like a day to add to ethereum by itself.. literally making links whole concept pointless and definitely no need for a token. Would take a lot longer to get it working with bitcoin but the bitcoin core devs would be able to work out the solution a lot quicker than chainlink will, think that's something worth noting that literally nothing is completed and you're literally just buying a whitepaper, they have only 2 developers and they don't communicate at all with no proven background on either, in fact sergey was involved in a project before chainlink called NxT that he since been abandoned until it was took over by a new developer team.

>> No.15985927

>>15985535
you first need to understand Ethereum before you understand Chainlink, so let me give you a quick rundown:
Ethereum-pee pee
Chainlink-poo poo

>> No.15985977

>>15985906
>>15985619
thanks

>> No.15986143

>>15985535
You had two fucking years, we're tired of spoonfeeding people. There's an archive for a reason.

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>>15985906
>newfags don't realize how ancient this pasta is
>mfw

>> No.15986187

>>15986163
T R I G G E R E D

>> No.15986539

>>15985588
we already know how it works and it’s working right now, the currency pricing heartbeat on the network demonstrates that. now the network needs to get bigger and companies need to figure out what transactions they want to digitize and automate using the infrastructure

>> No.15986580

>>15985638
>>15985573
>>15986143
Literally saying dyor in a thread about a coin they could be shilling hard in to sell their heavy bags.

Cope harder stinkies, your vapourwave coin is going into the toilet. I'm opening a short on it :p

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>> No.15986604

>>15985583
You do like the word relentless, do you not?

>> No.15986617

>>15985927
based

>> No.15986637

>>15985535
Ethereum could completely obsolesce Chainlink if they wanted to.

>> No.15986667

Welcome newfag, I am a link whale with 100 linkies in my Coinbase account

AMA

>> No.15986706

>>15986637
on the contrary, chainlink solves a core problem with ethereum and obviates the need for any other erc20 token. It makes ethereum viable

>> No.15986713

>>15985535
Higher iq people are more likely to be scared of risking money right?

>> No.15986717

>>15985535
Before you buy, let me tell you a story.
I was visiting San Francisco to see one of my friends. We went to a strip club, and while I was there, I saw Sergey, surrounded by women. He was throwing tons of money at them, but not just bills. It was stacks upon stacks of $10,000, sealed up with the white paper bands, like he had just come straight from a bank.
I went up to him and congratulated him on the success of Chainlink as of late (this was about a month ago), and he started laughing. He took a hefty swig from a bottle of Dom Perignon, and said, "Yeah? You think I care, stinky?"
Confused, I asked what he meant, and said that he had obviously put a lot of work into LINK and he should be proud.
"Fundamentally, I don't give two fucks about Chainlink, kid."
He was about to say something else but one of the strippers tapped him on the shoulder. Sergey pulled out from his pocket the biggest ziplock bag full of cocaine I've ever seen in my life. It looked like one of those gallon bags, almost bulging at the seams. The stripper ran off into a back room with it.
He then pulled out a Zippo lighter.
"You wanna know what I think about Chainlink?"
He snapped his fingers and a stripper handed him a bottle of Hennessy. He then pulled about 20 stacks of bills from a duffel bag, threw them on the floor, poured cognac all over them, flicked his Zippo, and dropped it onto the pile. Almost instantly the whole stack caught.
I stared at him, speechless.
"It's called a 'PUMP and DUMP,' kid."
He laughed as he watched the pile burn before losing interest and going into a back room with his entourage of strippers following carrying duffel bags full of what I assume was money and coke.
This is the man you are supporting by buying LINK.

>> No.15986738

>>15985535
DYOR.
You had 2 years. At this point you deserve to be poor.
>>15986580
>heavy bags
Most people here bought at sub $1 and were are hovering around ATH in sats. LINK can't have heavy bags by definition. We have already made it, we just have to wait a little more.

>> No.15986744

>>15986706
>chainlink solves a core problem with ethereum
What's stopping Ethereum from solving this problem, by simply adding a few lines of code?

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>>15986738
>W-we already made it! We just have to wait!

Yes, because a 2x is making it. Cope harder stinkie. Your palms sweaty. knees weak and your bags heavy, what is it I smell? Your pockets? Full of spaghetti.

Literally textbook wallstreet cheatsheet tier charts. The markings of corresponding colors from the cheatsheet and links charts. Dump imminent.

>> No.15986884

>>15986713
I’m not sure. Women are though

>> No.15986896

>>15985535
>GUYS HELP I CAN'T READ A WHITEPAPER
>NO I CAN'T WATCH YOUTUBE VIDEOS EITHER

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>>15985535

>> No.15987496

>>15985535
Congratulations, you just figured out what it is. And the half the board are a bunch of delusional schizos.