/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>15974939
absolutely based, how could a wagie even try and compete

comfy neet reporting in
already past the 3 year barrier bois

>>15974939
In a very real sense, the low chance to get a wife (=family) is the base reason not to go NEET.

>>15974939
Im a security guard at a small town hospital, and it's got to be the comfiest job I've ever had.
I wake up in the morning and drive along empty, winding roads with mountain scenery during sunrise, appreciating the smell of warm coffee filling the cabin of the car I love driving.
I sit down at my desk, fire up the cameras and kick my feet up for 10 hours.
Sometimes, I go "on rounds", but really I just head over to the 2nd floor restrooms to masturbate.
Cancer ward is always toasty, with comfy chairs, and deserted on weekends, I spend 20 minutes of every hour with rounds lounging about.
I often go weeks with no incidents to take care of.
I work 3 days a week.
I also get paid.
Life's good, anons.

>>15974984
>low chance
exactly why it doesn't make sense not to be a NEET

My Experiences beeing a NEET for 5 Years:
Here in Germany you can get welfare money as long as you want. you dont have to find a job. the state pays the rent and 470€ NEET Coins.
After i finished school i tried to find a trainee position but couldnt find one. so i became a NEET.
The first Year was pretty chill . I hang out with friends , read books, started drawing , going Camping etc
the second year my friends moved on. Found a Job or going to College.
I on the other hand swallowed the NEET Pill , and decidet never to go working a normal 9/5 Job. (The reasons for this are variegated).
I also tried to force friends and family to swallow the NEET pill but they just laughed. my days consisted of watching Youtube/Movies, play Vidya or browse 4chan.
Slowly i started to loose contact to friends and family. in the third year i was completly Alone.
From there on, my downfall began. I became depressiv. strarted drinking to much alcohol, which made everything worse.
I was only awake at night and layed to rest when the sun rises. is still like that today.
I unconsciously surrounded myself only with negative things.
Horror/Snuff/Gore videos, conspiracy theories, devilish music etc
It really damaged my brain.
Every night i have obscurre Nightmares. About murder , robbing , torture , rape , eating human flesh and so on. it dosnt bother me anymore. I just feel numb. I feel neither joy nor sadness.
However, theres a thing that worries me. in the last weeks i felt a burnning desire to turn my fantasys into reality. But im still mentaly sane and can still control my actions. but I do not know for how much longer
The point I want to make: All this would not have happened if I stayed with the flock of sheep.
Taking the NEET Pill wasnt worth it. if you have too much free time you start to questioning the System and how the world works.
the following red and black pills will destroy you.

it's better to stay unaware and be a wagecuck

>>15975021
weakminded untermensch

God I wish I could be there in the commute to work and look at all the wagies stuck in traffic or pressed like sardines in a train / bus. But not physically there.

>>15975033
fuck off and I am not even >>15975021

>>15975076
ok wagie

>>15975021
I was a NEET off and on until the age of 25, one of the worst mistakes I ever made. If I would have simply gotten a job I would have had money for ETH at $15 and would have bought LINK those two years instead of FOMOing in at mainnet thinking I had more time. I feel like I'm always late to the party no matter what I do, and most of the reason why is because I spent a good 3 or 4 years of my life NEETing

>>15974939
Neetdom is only worth it if you live by yourself. Otherwise you are a loser

>>15975021
This is painful to read, humans need social interaction.

You can KYS and leave behind a note saying you were a NEET, send it to a newspaper as well.
This will cause shock and outrage and it will put more social pressure on other NEETs, it will be glorious. They will be asked during family diner: sooo anon we talked about you not working ..(nervous look while anon stares at tendies), we read a article about somebody killing himself because of being a NEETs or something. Then they will have to defend their stupid life choices again and again :D lmao

>>15975001
Well at least you admit that the comfiest jobs are those that most closely simulate being a NEET.

>>15974939
>low social status, loneliness, family pressure

You'll be even more lonely after your parents past away. You'll have no status and no pressure because the only people who care about you are dead.

Neetdom is amazing when your parents are always gone. But when they're at the house it really sucks. Especially when you have to put up a constant front so that you don't get kicked out. I have to put up with being called "sweet boy". Considering I used to be a dope Boi womanizer who actually knew a guy who may or may not have murders a guy and left him in a pond, it is hard to handle.

>>15975190
lel, look at this wagie coping

>>15975200
>You'll be even more lonely after your parents past away
Oh but it's already the case! I'm not a NEET living at his parents, I have my own 2 bedroom apartment, and I manage my investments. I'm sad my parents are dead of course, but I was truly miserable when I was working. If you think your work colleagues care about you you're kind of naive.

>>15975005
You have low chances when NEET, because if you have any proper job sooner or later some roastie will settle down with you, and as long as she has your children (the whole point of dealing with her), you done great.

>>15974939
It's comfy isn't it.

>>15975200

NEETing success depends on your personality.
Some people can enjoy NEETing for years.

t. 4th year enjoying NEET life

>>15975234
How old are you now and can I be like you with my 11K link stack in 2-3 years?

I DONT WANT TO GO TO WORK TOMORROW HELP ME NEEET

>>15975251
My goal in life is not to finance a roastie. I kind of want children but life in a couple is not for me so I guess that settles it.

>>15975267
I'm 29. Maybe you can. I invested in Bitcoin in 2012, when I was still a student. But I lost everything in the mtgox affair and started from scratch.

>>15975287
That sucks anon, but at least you are in link right now presumably, probably have more than enough to never work again I'm sure.

I hope there's another good opportunity down the road to re-invest into.

>>15975234
>If you think your work colleagues care about you you're kind of naive.

I've never thought of that for a second. Everyone's wearing masks.

>>15975185
this. all my peer´s already have driving licenses+car, a decent job, Girlfriend etc. Im 20 and missed out on my youth. I basicly have not developed since I was 15, im literally a manchild. However i try to improve myself.

>>15975190
stay mad wagie. i dont believe in Suicide.
instead i would comit a mass shoting and kill as many people like you. although in the past I have made mistakes, i would never go down to your level and be a wagecuck.
I try to be a independent entrepreneur. even if that means i have to flip burgers to make a living and sell them in my own Foodtruck.

>>15975021
>being a neet getting a free €470 a month
>not living in nature to live a self-sustained life with some support of the government
>not reading philosophy in german while doing that

>>15975363
How are you a NEET for 5 years if you are 20 right now? Did you drop out of high school? In any case hope you have some LINK bro, at least you're still 20.

Time is the second most important asset you have, the only thing that beats it are once in a lifetime opportunities. Buy as much link as you can if you haven't already.

>>15975325
>That sucks anon, but at least you are in link right now presumably, probably have more than enough to never work again I'm sure.

Oh yes after the mtgox episode I invested in ethereum, I made enough to be alright.

>>15975363
>>15975021
We have nothing in common. I don't want to shoot people. Obviously you have some mental issues that are not related to the fact that you're working or not. Maybe it's time to see a doctor?

>>15975001
>>15975197
The best part though, is that no one gives me any shit.
I dress up in a cool uniform and larp as a cop, so everyone thinks I actually have authority.
My girlfriend also thinks its "manly", just because of the like 4 times I actually had to throw down with unruly patients.
You pansy NEETS don't even get paid to be a lazy shithead like me.

>>15974939
>my room.
>my parents house.
>I am a leach on my parents.

>>15975185
But it all is an illusion anyway. Even if you make it in the rat race you will still feel pressure and you are never truly safe. Everyone keeps chasing riches until they drop.

>>15974939
WAGIES GONNA FREAK

>>15975374
not so fast. pic related are the books i finished reading this year. except Marx, im literally to retardet to understand what this nigga is writing.

>>15975398
i finished school with 15. I was kicked out from home in the same year. the state gave me a apartment to live in. thats one of the reasons why i didnt finish Highschool . I only have the basic Graduation you get after finishing the 10 school year transition. To study you have to finish three more school years.
I never buyed any crypto currency. I always waste my Money on unnecessary shit.
Maybe i buy some LINK next year.

>>15975432
i am already in psychic treatment , Its basically like in this one Joker scene, the bitch never listens.
I also take medication. I'm on the way to recovery.

Greatest bunch of losers on the internet. 4chan should shut this down. What a joke.

>>15975021

lmfao
>devilish music
this post should be pasta

>>15975571
>not mew 23
y

>>15975626
make a screenshot and share my story to warn NEET´s about their possible future Downfall.

>>15975529
True, but consider this. The end goal of most wagies is retirement, right? Retirement = NEETdom. In essence you need to create enough value to sustain your desired lifestyle for the remainder of your lifespan. It isn't an illusion it's very much real, but normal people waste their money and time on stupid bullshit.

I have one single goal; become a NEET that doesn't need to rely on anyone else for a paycheck. Essentially early retirement. For this to happen I either need $500,000 split into various forms of passive income or my own house paid off and $200,000.

Nobody ever asks WHY they need money, WHY they need that one item. I want to live a life of creation where I can spend all day every day creating whatever the fuck I want. And the ability to take an entire month off if I want to.

Former hybrid NEET here. I quit school and moved into a van. I would wake up in a park or on a beach on any given day. No responsibilities other than finding food. I made enough money online to survive.

I recently got a job but I'm still in the van. Getting up early everyday sucks, but I make loads of money by not having rent. I'll be selling options for income in no time as I return back to the NEET life in a nice RV traveling the country selling way otm contracts to degenerate gamblers.

>>15975752
sounds like a comfy life.

>>15975053
we should make a NEET daily morning program, set up a camera in bus/train and play some comfy music over it. Perfect way to start the day

>>15975001

You are henceforth declared an honorary NEET.

You're one of the good wagies. I guess they exist after all, boys.

I love being a neet. I'm pretty depressed but I know it would be far worse if I was a wagie. A roastie will never be able to understand me, nor do I want to be understood, so I'll die alone, but I'll die comfy.

NEET here also about to transfer $20 worth of ETH to bitpay and buy some snacks

>>15975021
Yes being a NEET is tough don't you wagies get any ideas

>>15974939
I have been a NEET my entire life. I’m 31 now and have never worked.
Up until my 20’s I just Collected allowance from my parents. If I wanted extra I just hustled things at a 2-300% markup to my my jew “friends” I went to school with. Made it in crypto by my 20’s. Have been adding to my stack with various arbitrage techniques (clicking buttons on my NEETbook pro) and getting really good dice roll on random options trades that my fellow NEETS suggest (usually 2pm during the workweek or super late at night when the eagles are asleep).
I have a NEET gf and a trust fund I haven’t touched that I can fall back on if everything hits the fan.

From 0 to NEET how comfy would you guys rate my life?

P.s. I love Monday’s. They’re so quiet and enjoyable. I like to go into restaurants when no one else is there and usually make a mess so the wagie waitress has to clean it up.

>>15974939
I'm a rich NEET and want to have a nice frugal gf but women are fucking whores so I don't know if that would be so great

>>15975021
I don't know if it is related, but our porn fetishes usually show a hidden unfulfilled desire.
For example someone who has a lot of responsibility or who has a strong tendency to plan everything will be into femdom as a way to temporarily give up on responsibility and "let go".
I was into gore until a few years ago.
For me gore is a permanent change you do and which cannot be repaired.
I had the inability until 2 years ago to make decisions in my life and only did the most easiest/logic choice which had the less chance of decreasing my future possibilities.
I was only observing life without having the ability to change anything (opposite of gore) and did not want to reduce my options by taking a decision.
I later found out that I had lived without an ego, and had no way of making decisions because without an ego you have no goals in life.
This was caused by my childhood and my family.
I had to do a lot of meditation to reach my subconscious inner child who was extremely terrified at the idea of merely existing, being denied/contradicted by other people outside.
If you are into gore it probably means you want to act upon your desires but for some reason deny them.
You have to find out why (something in your childhood probably).
You don't have to be a slave of society but in our current times there are an infinite number of ways to do things which you believe in and express your ego through your actions.

>tfw wageslave working fulltime while having status lower than the average NEET

Work is for SLAVES, we are FREE my brothers!!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=d_hbLu1HCAY

>>15976636
AHAHAHA FAGGOT

45yr old NEET reporting in. Have been training since I was 15.
Don't try it if you don't have resources. I succeeded in NEETdom because I was born in a well-off setting (but I've always been frugal)

I wish I can be a NEET. Have too much responsibility to be one
I have 100k in Crypto, no debt but that’s it, I need a certain amount of income, bit for me really but I have to generate it regardless

>>15974939
Us NEETs are lucky if still young. I had so much time in my hands to graduate with a BA Finance degree and surf conspiracy theories etc. Managed to come full circle. Want to swallow the biggest redpill and last one? Read the Wes Penre papers.
Hang in there fellas stay safe

Girls dont want anything to do with me when they find out im a neet. I barely have enough to live on and have no purpose in life.

>>15974984
>neet's don't get divorced and have to pay alimony

>>15975752
based nomadic neet

>>15975571
>Fjodir Dostojewski
>Dostojewsi
>Jewsi