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I stink of frog and snails attack me in my sleep. How is this related to buisness and finance a curios new friend or mod might ask? Simply because the frog is never wrong, this stupid fucking frog cursed me. I cant buy anything other then link simply because I know link is the only coin that matters, at the same time this damn frog has cursed me to swing my linkies at the wrong time always. If I listen to this stupid fucking frog he is never wrong, but he absolutely loves trolling you just for the fuck of it. He find all the coolest things life has to offer for you, and brings them to you on a silver platter, and then he turns around and cucks you making you lose your mind in the process.

So I admit it, i stink of fucking frog. I am frog boy, you may refer to me as frog boy now. This retarded motherfucker put snails in my bedroom somehow and now the snails attack me in my sleep, crawling all over my bed and shit. Im in a third story room, nobody above me or below me has fucking snails. I can't get rid of the snails either, they breed insanely fast somehow.

This is probably what the bible means when it says dont worship false idols. If i had never payed any heed to this stupid green faggot I never would be frog boy and I wouldn't have a plauge of snails in my bedroom.

>> No.15917689
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>>15917452
ur late on your meds anon

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>>15917452
drugs are cool sometimes but it sounds like you might have a problem bro

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>>15917689
>>15917705
No schizo, no drugs. I actually have snails in my room pic related.

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>>15917772
lmao what the fugg

>> No.15917830

>>15917794
They crawl under my blankets and over my feet when I sleep and make me stink of amphibian. I live in a first world country. I am frog boy, not of my own volition however.

>> No.15917874

>>15917772
Gross I called your mom to clean this shit

>> No.15917933

>>15917874
That's honestly gonna be a pepega from me dog

>> No.15918140

>>15917772
IMAGINE
THE
SNAIL

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>>15918140
quality thread boyos

>> No.15918190

>>15917452
just put salt everywhere OP, this kills the snails

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sounds like somebody has a case of the Mondays amiright

>> No.15918343

>>15918190
But then I have dead snails everywhere. Im not trying to holocaust the snails either, not their fault pepe is a prankster.

>> No.15918351

>>15918343
eat the snails

>> No.15918370

>>15917452
get a pet duck

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>>15917772
Interesting...
You live on the third floor?
You need to repent of idolatry to get rid of the snails and your stinky name, frog boy.

>> No.15919069

>>15918430
Maybe. But I am already frog boy then I'd just be a quitter

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>>15919069
Any other interesting things happening to you recently?

>> No.15919262

>>15917452

gardener here, and all round boomer handyman, here's what you do:

first of all, get some salt right now, and pour a trail of salt around your bed. They won't cross it, and you can get some sleep.

second, go to your local hardware or garden shop tomorrow and buy 'slug pellets'. Scatter those around your skirting boards,loosly.

What a lot of amateurs dont get about slug pellets is that they are bait- they attract the slugs/snails. You dont have to make a barrier like the salt- the pellets will attract the snails,so just sctatter a few here and there to attract them.

If you want to be kind and/or eco friendly- get a melon, cut it in half, you eat half and put the other half on the floor. The snails will all crawl i to munch the melon,and you can carry it outside and deposit them elsewhere.

Finally- having snails is a sign you have damp in your walls. You likely have loose tiles on your roof,or some other water ingress. You need to get that fixed,or slugs are the least of your worries.

>> No.15919300

>>15917452
Anon, In ancient societies only the priest could communicate with the gods and you are not among the chosen, you are not meant to hear the message of the frog god. He will continue to lay curses upon you until you can no longer hear his messages.

>> No.15919360

>>15919245
Not to my knowledge
>>15919262
Memes aside I will utilize your advice, thank you sir the snails are annoying. I will get the walls and roof checked.
>>15919300
Wrong, its all memes. It's not a curse I'm overreacting for the memes. On a totally serious note we are all the priests, otherwise we would've left years ago and you probably would've necked wondering why a bunch of retards put so much faith in random numbers. Stop FUD-ing

>> No.15919562

>>15919360
>On a totally serious note we are all the priests, otherwise we would've left years ago and you probably would've necked wondering why a bunch of retards put so much faith in random numbers.
This is true, but we aren't the priest class of this society, but of the next; We are the priest class of the system of human domestication after the end of liberal capitalism. Much like the modern mass media of the current society, we will be the ones deciding what reality is for the masses.
>Stop FUD-ing
Anon, I am not FUD-ing, I mistook you for one who isn't among the chosen, and I apologize for it.

>> No.15919803

>>15919262
Very nice thread. Well played boomer.