I used to be a millionaire....but then I found jesus

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I used to be a millionaire....but then I found jesus Anonymous Sat Oct 12 16:57:34 2019 No.15900137 [Reply] [Original]

I left the marines with a BS in computer science, within 2 years I got my PHD. I got job with a 200k salary, I had access all the sex, videogames, and drugs my heart desired, I casually shagged women that you incels could only dream of, then I'd drop em like a dime. I've road shiny expensive cars from the slums of the favela to the cobble stone paved roads of monaco. That's right, I did it all but it wasn't enough. I was missing something....I was missing more sex, drugs, and toys. So I indulged even more, and eventually began to realize i was losing my soul so in a fit of insanity I destroyed my mansion, emptied my bank account and gave it to the homeless, and gave my car away.

Next thing you know I'm standing in the middle of time square in rags, with absolutely nothing and nobody. Amidst the crowd, I fell to ground on my knees and cried for help. Jesus came for me, he came into and all of sudden i experienced pure light and majesty. This true treasure.

Fuck money fuck bitches you don't need any of it. Also can someone loan 5 bucks, i need to buy an ass scratcher on ebay

Anonymous Sat Oct 12 17:00:36 2019 No.15900170
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the amount of larpers on this board just amazes me, and i don't know what's more cringeworthy, the larpers themselves or the retards who actually believe them

anyway nice story bro glad you could fill the void with a little schizo fantasy of yours

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 12 17:00:56 2019 No.15900172 >>15900137 .... in your dreams

>>	Pepe face tattoos™ The Nobody, Sat Oct 12 17:03:47 2019 No.15900185 File: 2.46 MB, 845x2831, wokelife.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15900137 it's time, become The Nobody

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 12 17:04:36 2019 No.15900193 >>15900137 Gay

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