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15862010 No.15862010 [Reply] [Original]

Another day at wagecuck job at mcdonalds.

>> No.15862061

>>15862010
eat 2 big macs with chips on the burger.

>> No.15862086

>>15862061
Y..Yes sir. I will chow down my depression of 2 Big Macs with chips on burger with Fanta soda.

>> No.15862509

its possible to suck your own dick, try it

>> No.15862518

>>15862086
Where do you live that your McD's carries Fanta? At least have same Bang's Root Beer

>> No.15862714
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15862714

am 22, computer science fresh grad, I do not want to be a programmer or get into a job that is based on deadlines (because high stress or annoying co-workers).

I just want to be a housing area or school's security guard but my parents would be ashamed when they tell their friends what is my job. Wat do frens?

I want to be a security guard because it is so chilling, you get paid just for existing and I can bring my laptop and develop games and trade crypto, what's not to love about my direction? or am I wrong?

Also, still trying to find a chilling job. Is data centre operator low-stress?

>> No.15862748

>>15862714
Can confirm DC jobs are great. Though they're t cool.

>> No.15862758

>>15862714
>Also, still trying to find a chilling job. Is data centre operator low-stress?
Do you consider being on-call 24/7 low-stress?

>> No.15862806

>>15862010
Just join the army faggit

>> No.15862837

>>15862806
I'm not allowed to. Long story...

>> No.15862840

>>15862748
thanks fren for the confirmation. Will apply later.
>>15862758
I dont really mind fren, I can stay at the office and just do my thing 24/7.

>> No.15862847

>>15862518
A liberal state.

>> No.15862855

>>15862714
IBM fag here (sold off to become Acoustic soon). I will ONLY give you advice if you fit one criteria: what state do you live in?

>> No.15863768
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15863768

>>15862010

wh.what did you wagie just say?
Dont you have to be at the burger cooking plate wagie?? I mean my McD dividend wont come from itself!
YOU BETTER FUCK OFF TO THE KITCHEN AND MAKE MORE BURGERS CUZ I OWN YOUR ASS WITH MY STOCKS,

>> No.15863853
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15863853

>>15862010
Maybe try reciting your pledge every morning.

>> No.15863883

>>15862855
OR

>> No.15863904
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15863904

You need to read the story of wagie wojak

>> No.15863956
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15863956

>>15863904
this is my life, pic related is what i deal with at work

>> No.15864520

>>15862010
how old are you?
I had shit jobs in my teens and early 20's.
It'll get better, just strive to improve yourself.
Pickup a trade and whatever money you can save, invest it into ETFs

>> No.15864616

>>15862714
Good luck getting a 'just chilling ' security guard job. Most are on your feet outside or inside a premises for 7 hours a day

>> No.15864648 [DELETED] 

>>15863904
To be fair good screen is really good

>> No.15864674

>>15863956
lulz

>> No.15864701

I'm about to go apply to McDonald kek

>> No.15864802

>>15862010
Isn’t MacDonalds’ new slogan something like “what chu talkin bout nigga” or some similar ebonical gibberish?

>> No.15864930

>>15862010
Nice pepe you got there.