/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>15863481
are you gonna be sad when you get sued

Good job.

>>15863481
jaw drops*
*eyes pop out of head*
*tongue rolls out*
HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA!
AWOOGA AWOOGA!
EE-AW EE-AW!
BOIOIOING!
*picks up jaw*
*fixes eyes*
*rolls up tongue*
*buries face in ass*
BLBLBLBLBL LBLBLBLBLBLBLLBL
WHOA MAMA

>>15863481
Proof

>>15863511

Just contact me on the webiste using the contact form.

>>15863511
found this it might actually be real what the fuck man

https://belledelphine.club/product/gamergirl-pee/

>>15863481
>>15863514
>>15863521
Have any more? I'll take five.

>>15863481
If legit, salute

>>15863539

I'm a moralfag so i want to stop selling my pee actually. I feel bad for doing this. Might sell the website later. I didn't even expect incels to be so retarded and thirsty in the first place to actually buy my pee It's insane.

>>15863481
what the fuuuuuuuuck

>>15863560

If not a larp, have fun in prison.

>>15863521
>>15863514
Wow I remember actually going over this site a few weeks ago. Thought it was the real thing.
Ggwp but what are your plans if you get taken to court by the little shejew and her kike boyfriend?

>>15863587
>>15863589

Have fun finding me in third world LMFAO!

>>15863595
Based pajeet.
How much have you made overall?

>>15863620

I sold other items on the shop too and if you notice i am using a Bitcoin payment system kek. But as i said earlier i am a moralfag and i started feeling bad for doing this so i might disable the website or just sell it.

>>15863481
I hope it's doggie pee and not your pee with your wiener cells and DNA in it that can be matched to you. Why would you even tell us you did this? It's like you WANT to get sued l.

>>15863640

Read

>>15863595

>>15863595
Tennessee?

>>15863514
Reply to the email so I can see if this is a larp or not

>>15863654
I mean, anyone with $9999 to burn buying pee probably deserves to get fleeced. Donate some to charity if you feel so damn bad about it.

>>15863671

I have two messages which one is you? First one is saying:

>Anon yoh****@mail***2.com 1234567890 Is that really you anon?

And another message i received

>Sergey Goldstein Is this real you fucking faggot bizraeli? Did you really do this?

So confirm here that It's not a LARP

>>15863730
oh shit its real, first was me with a temp email

>>15863678
stop moralizing and listen to this nigger

>>15863744
>>15863678
This, keep up the good work anon

>>15863730
FUCKING LOL

>>15863481
If that's true you are a fucking genius.

>>15863730
Fucking based Anon, don't stop what your doing.

Just imagine that their was some cuck leftist that drank your pee with a 2 inch chub in his hand COOMING.

Amazing, I am just so fucking amazed.

You made my day. Your the hero we need.

>>15863730
You are a god and my ancap idol.

im so confused - is your fake website https://belledelphine.club/ ?

If so what are you going to do when they sue you?

>>15863730
Anon, you'll make it. Keep selling it and only take it down until the hype dies

>>15863782

>what are you going to do when they sue you?

They can't. She is not even a real person.

>>15863832
are you saying you are not a "real" person either?

im so confused

>>15863778
But the majority of incels are right wing

This thread is hilarious well down op. Top tier pajeet right here. If you're worried about the moral issues just remember that capitalism forced you to do this.

>>15863481
Also props to you anon, who the fuck buys $10000 piss. Enjoy your money, I honestly wouldn't feel too bad about this, it's fucking piss even if it was legit.

>>15863832

If it's really you good fucking job lmfao

I saw the exact moment your website went life with the .club top-level domain and started ranking. Actually lol'd irl thinking of all the incels that's going to actually get fished by the .club domain.

How much did you make in total anon? This is too funny, what a time to be alive lmfao

>>15863800

The hype with this bitch never dies since she knows how to reiterate her character when the hype around her dies. Recently she made a fake claim that she was arrested and so forth she was on the headlines again and everytime she does something like that i get tens of thousands of more visitors. Let me explain my magnum opus and how deep it really is.

Through spreading the rumor that she is selling her pee everyone started talking about it and i ended up being talked about on many top level news and tabloid websites including Rolling Stones. There are more than 200 videos on YouTube talking about my magnum opus. So with all the backlinks i received through this process my website is on the second page of google when you search for Belle Delphine and on the first page when you search for Belle Delphine Store even higher than her original website in results. LMFAO!

>>15863730
If youre a moralfag, donate to starving appalachian children, cant go wrong with that.

holy fuck i remember seeing this site when the whole bathwater thing happened. and it was created by a /biz/-poster?
you‘ve unironically given me hope anon. I will make it just like you did

>>15863560
>im a moralfag
No, you're not.

>>15863481
Bless you dear. This, gentlemen, is how you do the motherfucking needful.
If people want to spend actual money on this..
It makes getting body tracking gear and pretending to be a virtual thot look like a promising idea.

>>15863730
This is beautiful.

This is how you wage meme warfare.

This is how you know society has peaked

>>15863481
Top 10 /biz/ thread
Dont let this one die boys

>>15863481
fake and gay
also you are a tranny
and also bait

You are the hero of modern times.

>>15864032
Surprisingly not fake, try using the contact form with a disposable email
https://belledelphine.club/contact/
>>15863481
How much did you make in total?

>>15864010
>This is how you know society has peaked
not until cyber gods demolish humanity bend the laws of physical reality and explore other universes

but how pathetic does one have to be to buy piss for almost $10000 fucking degenerate imbeciles deserve to get destroyed by bacteria and viruses in the pee

>>15863481
This is peak Pajeetery

>>15863481
post proof of transactions and a timestamp

or fake + gay

>>15863481
Good job OP

Btw do you live in Thailand?!

>>15863589
Almost peak jewish degeneracy.
Do you think shekike gets official unofficial support by ((((((them))))))?
One of many to destroy european values? Not just to make money but to negatively influence especially the gullible youth?

>>15863587
He never said in the sales text on the site that it's "belle's" piss so technically he didn't break any laws i guess

>>15863899
Absolutely based anon. You have the true spirit of a /biz/raeli. Saw the opportunity and put in the work.

>>15863521
I looked this up some time after the bath water thing and thought it was the real deal. based piss anon.

>>15863505

based

>>15863858
fuck right wing niggers as well.

impressive work

>>15864225
This. Well-done anon. Didn't even have second-doubts, you just went and did it to capitalize on the hype.

kek. ok, which one of you faggots here is going to come out and admit to being one of the three buyers? we know you probably lurk here.....

>>15863481
Nice work OP. Do you actually deliver anything? Or do you just take the BTC and run?

>>15864200
>he didnt lie so its legal i guess?
Get the fuck off /biz/ and come back when you're of age.

wait wait

so basically are you saying you cannot be sued if you name your store the same as a thots nickname?

Aslong as it is not trademarked you are ok?

Any lawyers here? Is what he is doing actually legal?

>>15864529

>Do you actually deliver anything?

Only the piss

>>15864611
kek

WAIT

I call shenanigans

I checked the wallet balance here: https://bitref.com/16qXbtV5VUtG4QkixS3Ws14mRo3GVLyCCk

and its completely empty

>>15864662

It has a new address for every new transaction newfriend. Do you know how HD wallets work?

>>15863481
When I was a teenager my friend and I came up with the plan to sell farts in jars, claiming the fart was from someone famous and sexy. We never followed through though.

>>15864698
im actually not new but yeah I was wondering if that was the case... did you build the bitcoin checkout thingie yourself? does the money from all the little wallets get poole dback into a big one automatically or something?

>>15863636
dude youre ripping off literal retards. unless youre scared of jailtime, keep doing it. all these rich beta orbiters deserve nothing less than death

>>15864723

There is a guy who sends me money now just to talk to me. He even cried once.

>>15864757
Do you just send him messages pretending to be Belle?

>>15864817

It would blow your mind but i don't even respond to him i just read his lengthy walls of text and send just an OK or I'm going out or Thanks.

>>15863899
this is why i'm still on /biz/ from time to time there are these gems!

i'm litteraly laughing out loud because this is so genius! hope you get rich of it!

>>15864832
Kek

OMG this is will be recalled for years

>>15863481
Dude you should stop, if possible return the money those desperate and disgusting men sent you. Go read the Holy Bible, I recommend starting at the New Testament. See what Jesus Christ did for us. He laid His life down to save us and rose 3 days later from the grave sealing the promise. Repent and be saved! Do as Jesus Christ said "love thy neighbor as thyself."

>>15864903

They wanted to buy piss and i sold them what they ordered. Even though i did nothing wrong but i don't feel good about continuing this since i am the supreme gentleman. So i will probably put the site for sale as i mentioned earlier ITT. It's worth 22000 dollars on onlines website worth estimation services but i am sure it's worth as least double that price at this point.

>>15863481
From the color of your piss it looks like you're dehydrated. Is it done voluntarily?

>>15863481
>>15863678
>>15863899
unblievable. you just made half my yearly salary selling your piss. Godspeed sir, all these fucktards buying from you deserve getting fleeced IMO

>>15864945
Selling it while the hype is strong is probably a good idea.

>>15864963

It wouldn't have looked like real piss if i wasn't dehydrated the day i took the photo. I thought about all aspects of the operation before doing it.

>>15864945
Just fill the bottles with apple juice.
Now your guilt is satiated.
Stack those Bens, dawg!

this shit really blows my mind. this online whore is so famous even a copycat website can get 100k+ views. wtf is going on with "men" these days
OP I would seriously try and sell it while the hype is still going. if you can find some sucker to pay you 50k or whatever this would be the cherry on top of your little scam.

>>15865012

Notice the bounce rate. It's a godly bounce rate if you know anything about SEO. The site itself is worth 22000 dollars now.

https://www.dexerto.com/entertainment/belle-delphine-is-now-selling-her-gamer-girl-pee-after-running-out-bath-water-788165

Show proof that you got money and become /biz/ legend.
Even if you don't still pretty based OP good job

>>15865012

>OP I would seriously try and sell it while the hype is still going.

The hype for Belle Delphine never dies as i mentioned earlier ITT because she is a god-tier viral marketer herself. She faked a police arrest yesterday and my views doubled due to people searching for her. I don't think my site would ever go down in views.

>>15863730
you're a hero unironically

this is epic

Shit you even made it to Know Your Meme kek https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/gamer-girl-pee

>>15865076

I'm on Rolling Stones LMFAO who gives a fuck about KnowYourMeme

LARP confirmed
> search btc add
> no tx with this wallet

>>15865091
This is a pretty baste thread op, put me in the screencap

>>15865106

Read this >>15864698 newfriend

>>15864903
>worshipping a literal kike
yikes

>>15865049
The hype will surely die down when she gets older and less attractive.

>>15863481
Holy fuck anon you absolute madman.

Maybe lower the price of the pee to something like 3k now as her hype has died down a little? Might trigger some more orders coming in, and might give you a better idea on price elasticity

>>15865138

Youre talking about 10 years from now.

this thread is truly inspiring.
>>15865139
nah, the price point is right desu. for someone whose willing to throw this much BTC at piss, the difference between 3k and 10k doesn't matter.

>>15865147
Nah her shelf life is at most 5 more years imo. And that's pushing it. Probably more like 1-3 years. Look at other super famous e thots before her. The coomers lose interest in them when they reach about 25 yo.

>>15865187

Makes sense but 5 years is still a lot of time.

Anon, I don't even know what to say. This shit is too good to be true, but you've proven yourself to be legit and I'm just gonna go ahead and bow down. This is true entrepreneurial shit right here. Kudos.

>>15863595
Absolutely based

>>15863481
A whole new definition of "thirsty".

>>15865049
>>15865147
>>15865201
i mean I dont know shit but from friends in the affiliate world it seems these trends always have a limited shelf life. I would seriously consider selling it if you can get a bundle of cash. also put me in the screencap you mad bastard

Okay brehs I'm formulating a strategy. I think we can all make it if we long COOMERS

Women have yellower piss

Good call anon

>>15865269
also if/when you do end up closing up shop make sure to put your smiling picture on the frontpage to dab on all these retards who spend 10 grand on a bottle of piss

I literally can't stop laughing when I think about the cuck who bought and drank your piss finding out the truth.

He's going to have to neck himself surely.

>>15864903
let orbiters fucking die

>>15864903
Repent, REPENT, REEEEEPEEEEEENT

>>15863481
>>15863730

AHHH put me in the screencap!

>>15864832
This is unbelievably based. I honestly wouldn't even feel bad anon and in fact I'd rather these losers sent money to you than some e-whore roastie. At least you've been clever and resourceful and put some effort in, unlike the roastie.

I've been thinking about doing this as well. Selling bath water at bat shit prices online and using Bitcoin only as a payment method.

>>15863505
I dunno but my fucking sides

How many people have to ask this:

WHAT'S THE TOTAL REVENUE ANON?

>>15865667

Around 50k so far and i guess the website itself is also worth 50k now so virtually 100k.

>>15865437
It seems a little too good to be true. I’d like to believe though

Next shit in a jar and call it gamer girl poo, sell for $20k

>>15863505
Lmao

>>15863899
I read about that lol

How did you even ship the pee jars?
I live in a third world country but it would get screened in customs.

>>15865901

You just need to know the guys in the post office.

Anon can you be a guardian angel?

I live in the third world too

But two employers before didn't pay me and I have no recourse and nearly broke from working for them while waiting for imaginary money

Together they owe me $7k that I was going to use to move to get a job that actually pays honorably

Please use your powers for good?

>>15864832
Kek best /biz/ post of 2019

>>15863595
holy fucking based

>>15865935
Sell your moms pee you lazy fuck.

>>15865935
No begging nigger

>>15865946
Spit some of it out and maybe I could

>>15865687

Fishing site generates $50k, just imagine what that thot actually makes.

2019 ladies and gents

holy shit the absolute state of society. Based af though. I wouldn't feel to bad about it OP, treat yourself and maybe help some unfortunates around you.

>>15863595
based. godspeed in this and all future ventures anon

I'm at a loss for words. How is our society so degenerate.
I wouldn't be surprised if this would become more common in the near future. Absolute degens humans.

>>15863497
That would be quite transphobic though

Legendary, i was here, sir you have my respect