/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>15859848
Ask your stepdad.

>>15859848
actually its probably the most alpha shit you could do. she probably would really enjoy it and might even catch some feels

>>15859848
>business and finance

>>15859848

Do your thing. JBY

>>15859858
> Feels
Sex workers are numb dude

>>15859848
sauce now

>>15859848
that's called gfe and it costs more

>>15859854
Fpbp, op btfo

>>15859848

Mother of god

>>15859848
I want to do this but I'm too scared they would think I was a creep and tell me to leave. I just want to hug a girl.

>>15860338

>>15860338
Imagine being so beta that you are afraid to ask a whore if she will let you pay her to not have sex with her.

>>15859858
I done it.

It was 100x better than fucking an escort. Be prepared for the worst come down you've ever experienced in your life afterwards though. It just made me realize exactly why im so miserable.

>>15860123
gfe just means she’ll fuck you and suck your dick without paying extra, it’s not literally a girlfriend experience

pse means gfe plus you can cum in her mouth

these are standard defined industry terms that pretty much always mean the same thing

>>15859848
>paying a prostitute to have sex with you
pathetic
>paying a prostitute to cuddle and kiss
absolute soiboi tier shit

Just work on your social skills, save your money and get a real girlfriend you pathetic excuse for a man.

>>15860647
I'll kick your ass bro

>>15859848
Done it before, she was kinda creeped out when I asked her to do it. It was very awkward.

>>15859848
Don't do that, bro. I cuddled and slept together with an escort once. It's great and better than the sex itself but then she's gone and you are left alone with realization that normal people have it every night with someone who loves them back. It's pretty hard to avoid suicide when you glimpsed the difference between your miserable existence and normal life.

>>15860899
Aren't most people together with vapid roasties and even more miserable unless they are fully deluded? Basically the same fake experience as you, or worse.

>>15860914
>fake
I dunno, man. It felt real while it lasted. She was so tender and affectionate I lost myself in the moment and didn't think about the circumstances at all. I imagine it's even easier to play pretend with regular girl.

>>15860914
Nah mate. Most well adjusted people are actually doing fine in the emotional intelligence department. We generally do better at life too.

>>15860338
Many offer a so called girlfriend experience where that's what you do cuddle and kiss and fucking is optional.

>>15859858
>she probably would really enjoy it and might even catch some feels

Escorts have seen too much shit to get emotionally involved with anything. They do the same act for everyone and would probably just get annoyed by some dude going off script.

>>15860914
stop projecting this hard.

>>15860487
this this this
getting some love, some affection, even if it was false and having it ripped from you. Is the worst type of comedown.... and i've comedown from every drug you can think of, sometimes 5 at once.

Hey Faggots,
My name is Jacob, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot teacher (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch miss Rodriguez

>>15859848
>kissing a sexual labourer, someone who sucks 10-15 penises a week

imagine being this disgusting fellas

>>15861609
Sounds like something a linker would do! GAY!

An escort called me gay this for fucking her in the ass

no joke

>How gay would it be to just kiss and cuddle an escort
Do that whenever I can - some hate it, but some like it a lot. By far the most fun I had with an escort is to just constrict her like an anaconda and kiss her in this disgusting tongue fencing manner

>>15861649
>...this week...
fixed

>>15859848
I need the insta or Twitter for her.

>>15859848
Is this candid Belle Delphine?

>>15860914
No. Not even close.

>>15859848
I really don’t get how some guys don’t get turned off by fucking (or even worse kissing) someone who has come from 10+ different guys from the past week inside them. But you do you.