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>look out window of my private jet
>urge to buy a second private island hits
>look up prices for nearby islands for sale
>500 LINK
>”jeez prices are up from last year”
>open up wallet
>take out 500 from 200k stack to buy island
>business partner next to me, fellow LINK holder
>”can you believe some people sold this shit for fucking fiat? Lmao”
>we both chuckle knowing that those idiots who sold at 1000, 100, 50, hell even 5 dollars have butter hands and deserve to be poor

>> No.15853450

>>15853188
Checked. It's kind of amazing how things are falling into place. It's going to be surreal the first time we see some "expert" on CNN explaining chainlink to the masses when it has a 100b mcap.

>> No.15853473

>>15853188
>Wake up in Mommy's guest room
>Still kissless virgin
>Link still below $3
>Go on 4chan to larp as drunk anon and piss life away

>> No.15853481

>>15853450
>And after the local traffic we’ll have our resident link-pert explain what staking does for smart contracts.

>> No.15853490
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15853490

>>15853188
>>15853450

I wonder if these are the same discord trannies that spam link fud
Are we in the pump spam period now?

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>arrive to the destination
>open my lambo door
>"ahh fuck here we go again"
>try to squeeze my fat ass through the door
>have to crawl
>"I should lose weight"
>go to McDonalds and order 7 Big Macs
>time to celebrate LINK's singularity anniversary

>> No.15853669

>>15853473
Fud harder

>> No.15853685

>>15853188
your mother is a whore

and this post is garabge

>> No.15854913

>>15853450
>implying CNN and other fake news will still exist in 2021
Kek, good one anon