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Male users have to pay $30,000 USD in BTC to join harem.app as a hard filter for poors, losers, scammers, bots, and incels. Women can join for free. Only male users can send first messages. Male users must pay a female user's harem bid if they want to add her to their harem. All harem bids start at $1000 in BTC. Once a woman is in a harem, she cannot message other male users, but she can message other female users. A male user can only move a woman from another man's harem into his harem if and only if his harem bid is higher than her current harem bid, and she accepts his bid. Harem Inc. takes a 10% cut of all successful harem bids. The woman keeps 90%.

>> No.15847559

>>15847539
> Women paid to be in harem
Do you know what a harem is?

>> No.15847572
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15847572

If nothin else it's innovative. The ultimate beta bucks app but they feel like playbois because they have a haram?

>> No.15847599

>>15847559
Yes. I guess you don't. from Urban Dictionary:

harem
a man's group of ladies
>Dude goes to lunch every day with his harem. They follow him everywhere like puppy dogs.
by val September 10, 2003

>> No.15847606

>>15847539
Devilish.

>> No.15847617

>>15847572
https://twitter.com/The_OJSimpson32/status/1179455990200242177

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>>15847606

>> No.15847689

>>15847539
So what are the woman's obligations in this? Do they have to have the harem owners penis in their vagina each week in order to reciy their free money, and is this tracked by some kind of slave collar?

>> No.15847717

>>15847689
roastie is triggered

>> No.15847782

So basically formalising what happened to women after cell phones became popular.

>> No.15847792

>>15847782
Yeah, that's the whole point. I didn't want to put a massive wall_of_text.txt in the OP, so I kept it short.

>> No.15847806

>>15847539
So what do you get by paying $35000+ apart from e women in your e harem?

>> No.15847817

>>15847806
It would obviously be like on Tinder. Tied to geography. Men wouldn't add women to their harem unless they've met her in person. Notice a woman can't just leave a harem. Another man has to buy her out.

>> No.15847839

>>15847539
I guess that’s one way to milk rich Chinese lonely tuhaos

>> No.15847859

who can stop the women from not meeting his harem buyer ?
if he beats her and she wants out , who can stop her

>> No.15847879

>>15847859
You can't force users to do anything. If her harem owner misbehaves, she can just take the next bidder.

>> No.15847893

>>15847879
Literally the most retarded thing I've ever heard.
>yeah so uh you should give girls money and uh maybe they'll want you or uh maybe they won't
>we cant make em do anything but uh
>yeah just give us your money

>> No.15847894

>>15847539
That's fucking retarded.
You're fucking retarded.

>> No.15847900

and the guy looses his bid ? if she leaves after one week ?

>> No.15847917

>>15847893
You're thinking like someone who thinks that all user interactions will be text based and over the internet. Users will meet in meatspace, decide if they like each other, and then she might decide to join his harem.

>> No.15847924

>>15847900
You can't even spell. Why do you care? You'd be making money.

>> No.15847928

>>15847539
Chainlink actually solves the women leaving harem problem with their trustless approach.Womens required to hold certain link token to enter a harem.If they leave early they are punished by an automated smart contract.

>> No.15847934

>>15847539
What's to stop women from signing up, meeting a few guys, accepting the 90% from the highest bidder, and then bailing?

>> No.15847936

>>15847928
Yeah. That's why I want crypto to be used. Again, didn't want to post a wall of text in the OP.

>> No.15847941

>>15847893
You srsly overestimate normies

>> No.15847943

>>15847934
Unironically Chainlink.

>> No.15847946

>>15847934
How is that any different from what goes on in real life?
This is a good idea:
>>15847928

>> No.15847951

>>15847917
You're the biggest retard I've ever met.
Just admit you're wrong and stop babbling incoherent nonsense.
Even if the people meet in real life, what makes you think the woman won't just leave the app once she gets her money?
You are the dumbest specimen I have ever encountered.

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>>15847928
>Chainlink
>>15847943
>Chainlink

>> No.15847962

>>15847917
what if they met in real live, no big deal.
after they meet 2 -3 times, he is a jerk and she wants out, whats stopping her ?
she will not meet with him again

>> No.15847964

>>15847951
>>15847951
>blah blah blah blah what if everyone is just a scammer like me and no one actually honours their smart contracts and doesn't mind being penalized for it blah blah

>> No.15847969

>>15847962
Accepts the next bidder. You make even more money. You losers are vouching for the suckers who buy the accounts instead of thinking how it would benefit you, the founder and dev. You are letting your thirst cloud your judgement. You're not gonna make it, brahs.

>> No.15847972

>>15847943
>>15847928
>>15847936
Chainlink isn't a panacea. You still have to write the oracle.

>>15847946
>How is that any different from what goes on in real life?
In real life, the guy doesn't pay them the entire sum immediately. Usually, he spends money on her over an extended period of time. And if she leaves half-way through the relationship, she'll only get half of the money he was going to spend on her.

>> No.15847984

>>15847972
wagie thinking. The guys who do this aren't going to care about a few grand.

>> No.15848029

>>15847984
They will if there's no guaranteed return. Women are a depreciating asset. A 30k buy in and at least 1k for each woman when there is no guarantee you get anything in return is stupid. Guys with the kind of money youre thinking of don't just throw money away. They pick up women like normal people or get hookers. Both are better investments than this.

>> No.15848057

>>15847984
YOU ARE THE DUMBEST MOTHERFUCKER I HAVE EVER MET.
PLEASE GET THIS THROUGH YOUR THICK FUCKING SKULL, NIGGER.
FUCKING PAJEET SCUMBAG.
I FUCKED YOUR MOM HARDER THAN YOU EVER COULD.

>> No.15848068

>>15847984
>In order for my business to work, the customers need to ignore my prices
Ha.

Also, rich people always care about a few grand. They'd probably have never become rich, if they showed disregard for money. And if women can successfully pull of the scam, your app will end up being entirely taken over by female scammers, to the point that it's unusable for any men.

>> No.15848091

>>15848068
>Also, rich people always care about a few grand. They'd probably have never become rich

Not if they were born rich.

>> No.15848103

>>15848068
>And if women can successfully pull of the scam, your app will end up being entirely taken over by female scammers, to the point that it's unusable for any men.

No one is paying bids on women they've never met in person, unless they're stupid. A "scammer" will develop a reputation that she can't hide.

>> No.15848184

>>15848091
Yeah, but kids who are born rich usually don't actually have much money. It's in a trust fund, or Dad has it, or something. Dad might give him $5k/month, or something, and make large purchases (e.g. a car) for him. And Dad typically isn't going to give Junior $30k to start a harem

Of course, if Junior is smart, he can probably gradually get $30k from Dad, by inflating his actual expenses, or keeping the $5k/month Dad gives him. But that would require responsible budgeting, which will probably prevent Junior from trying out this crazy harem idea, anyway.

>>15848103
>A "scammer" will develop a reputation that she can't hide.
There are millions of potential scammers, because there are millions of women. If a woman develops a reputation and can't scam anymore, she'll tell her friends, and they'll scam. And her friends will tell their friends, who will tell their friends, who will tell....

Also, how will she develop this reputation? Are them men going to review her? Like a 1-5 star rating, like on Amazon?

>> No.15848205

>>15848184
If you think that women need star ratings plastered on their profiles to prevent scamming, you must think that most men are extremely stupid.

>> No.15848218

Holy shit nigger, you cant even make your scam look like a good idea. You are even dumber than your average refund scammer/shitcoin shilling pajeet

>> No.15848220

>>15847964
we're talking about women here

>> No.15848226

>>15848205
Lol dumb fuck, you are a joke.

>> No.15848231

>>15848205
Dude, this thing is easily going to be dominated by scammers. Anything that involves the transfer of large amounts of money attracts scammers, and you have no mechanism to prevent or avoid them.

>> No.15848239

>>15848231
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smart_contract

So how's 1999 treating you?

>> No.15848260

>>15848239
Go back to street shitting pajeet. Theres a reason why you belong in the untouchable caste

>> No.15848267

Just convert to islam if you want many wives.

>> No.15848275

>>15848239
>A general category of contract will stop scammers
Dude, you're going to have to MAKE the smart contract, and structure it to disincentivize scammers. Smart contracts aren't magic, you retard.

And nothing in your description gives you the ability to punish scammers, proactively or retroactively. You'd probably need women to deposit money to hold as collateral, or something.

>> No.15848314

>>15847539

are you building this? scaling it out? how deep are you in?

>> No.15848327

>>15848275
Don't bother, anon. He hasn't thought any of this through.

>> No.15848343

>>15847539
people like you are why school shooters exist.
i cant believe there arent more shooters in america.
you should be shot on the street like a dog.

>> No.15848375

>>15847539
Or how about I just go pick up women for cheap

>> No.15848434

>>15847539
>>15847572
>>15847606
>>15847622
>>15847689
>>15847782
>>15847792
>>15847817
>>15847839
>>15847839
>>15847879
>>15847917
>>15847928
>>15847936

This entire fucking thread will be why /biz: gets shut down, just fucking watch. /biz/ neets will be lled out of their mother’s homes handcuffed and arrested on charges of sex trafficking. All their crypto bags will be confiscated and redistributed to the neediest members of society, like im debt college students, immigrant families that will have even more beautiful, smart, revolutionary children, and single mothers.

>> No.15848489

>>15848434
Secure the bag.

>> No.15848503

>>15847539
You realise you could go in a comunist country and fuck nice lookingwhores for 20$.

>> No.15848532

This is one of the worst startup ideas I have ever heard of.

I imagine the founder is a peaked-in-high school guy who tries to act with a cool persona

>> No.15848537

>>15847689
>and is this tracked by some kind of slave collar?
Implant. Owner has an implant as well. Funds released via smart contract when conditions are met, if you know what I mean.

>> No.15848548

>>15848532
*fursona

>> No.15848560

>>15848434
calm down CIA

>> No.15848579

>>15847539
dumb coomer

>> No.15848661

i don't get it why would anyone use this app with a 10% cut?

>> No.15848678

>>15848661
The exact % isn't important. >>15847928 is the only guy who contributed to the conversation. The rest of you are just angry incels.

>> No.15848682

>>15847539
Cringe

>> No.15848695

>>15848678
im no incel m8 i just don't see what this ""service"" adds to the users and how you gonna protect your market share if it would actually work because its such a low effort project certainly not durable business. you can't protect the girls from predators you can't protect the dudes from stds and golddiggers you add nothing to this dynamic except a lame chat?

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>>15847539
how do i hide threads

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15850057

>>15848434
found the spic roastie

>> No.15850082

>>15847539
Ok but there's to fuck or no?

>> No.15850674

>>15848537
Can the implant (female) explode if conditions are not meet in a timely manner? Or if she tries to run away?

>> No.15850686

>>15847934
>listen Micheal Burry, we would be happy to negotiate a "pay-as-you-go" structure

>> No.15850725

>>15847539
I've seen this idea in action on the online mobile game "Party in my Dorm".

Not really harems, but you can buy a player, and the player's stats boosts their owner's stats (uncapped no limits).
And you can buy any player only for a higher price their previous owner paid (they get the payment minus a fee).
Top players with capped stats go beyond the caps by owning other top players, who are so expensive and it's a constant war to steal ownership.

>> No.15851703

>>15847539
Congrats, you invented prostitution. You should patent that.

>> No.15851870

>>15848275
You could simply encourage people to meet before the transaction

>> No.15853004

>>15851870
You could have some kind of tap to pay system if you really think this is important. Phones have to be next to each other to do this. Some merchants already run debit machine apps on their phones. I bet you could get one for crypto.

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>>15853004

>> No.15853100

>>15847599
nigger are you uironically quoting from urban dictionary and taking it as fact?

you one stupid son of a bitch aint u

you might aswell prove your point by linking to a meme pic you found on /b/

>> No.15853118

>>15847539
Or just use the Howdoo app and earn UDOO tokens

>> No.15853148

>>15847539
So does a woman have to pay a cancellation fee to be removed from the man's harem?
How is this any different than the current free market thot shopping platform called Instagram
Is there a focus on social media or only a focus on just getting high net worth clientele?
Where's the scalability in this?

>> No.15853156

>>15853100
>That ESL babble
Poo in loo Ramesh

>> No.15853708

>>15847572
>haram
Isn't it halal?

>> No.15853760

>>15848548
That's cute kiddo but let me be honest with you for a second, have you heard of SeekingArrangement.com? Why would I put money into your app when I can use that?

>> No.15853779

>>15848434
Mad hoe spotted

>> No.15853820

Why pay 30k for some 2 dolla hoes

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>>15847599
>urban dictionary
you gotta be shitting me

>> No.15853836

>>15847539
>not knowing what harem means
>incel fantasy
have sex