/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>15827900
It reached $2.16 at its highest I think and now we're dumping again... ;s

>>15827907
>at its highest

but who was june?

10% of gdp on blockchain highlighted, estimates per Klaus Schwab 4-IR

pee pee poo poo

bumping for you niggers

>>15828052
we all drank our urine for 9 months straight, in the womb. Amniotic fluid is urine. For the first 3 months it’s mainly your mom’s pee. And for the remaining 6 months it’s mainly yours. There’s no umbilical cord attached to your genitals. The umbilical cord is attached to your intestines. And that should be another proof to people that urine is not a waste product, waste goes through your intestines. That’s what that excretory channel is for. If urine were a waste product, how is it possible that from day one, just about, the human fetus, the zygote, the embryo, is floating in urine? Urine is actually the ultimate, perfect, water, liquid. It’s what we grow in. And we would not have grown without it. And when you’re in the womb, if you remember, you breathe like a fish. You actually are continually sucking your own urine down your mouth. And that is more proof that it’s not a waste product.[2011] Andrew Norton Webber interview (Urine therapy, distilled water) by Chrissy McMahon

>>15828068
trully based and pisspilled ..

>>15828068
based urine poster

>>15827900
>>15827955
>>15828077
HELLO? IS ANYONE THERE? AM I GOING SCHIZO?? DO I HAVE TO CHECK MY OWN DIGITS, IS THIS ALL REDDIT NOW??

>>15828140

We’re all on this ride going schizo together free.

Just hodl. Hold on for dear life.

ill dump a little oc

>>15827900
Checked and pinkpilled.

a little more. even seen this on a twitter not long ago. was funny

>>15828177
>>15828077
>>15827955
>>15827900

digits, of course, its a link thread.
btw i made this because i got bored one day and started using google translates to put every thing into spanish to appear as a spanish link addict

>>15827900
We party boys

>>15827900

whale killer or something

>>15827900
>>15827955
>>15828077
>>15828177
>>15828199
>>15828200
Checked.

>>15828168
IRON HANDS
>>15828156
IRON HANDS
>>15828174
Born to fren!
>>15828177
checked and spanishpilled
>>15828190
it is the will of kek
>>15828199
checked and banderasd
>>15828200
kekd n ravepilled
>>15828218
lmaoo i saved this one, its been so long since ive seen it. thanks for coming back
>>15828251
never fucking selling.

and an incredible gif related if i do say so myself

>>15828288
Sad apu really tugs on my heartstrings. Also reminds me of the time when we were bouncing between $0.20 and $0.60 and everyone was laughing at us. Today's LINK memes are way more smug. How far we have come

>>15828558
I like that apu.
Sad apu feels very real, like he’s the inner part of me that hates experiencing the pain the world tosses my way.

>>15827900
I'm link and I hold gay

>>15827914
stop trusting shitcoins and go for a promising project like Telecoin,WAN,ICX etc

>>15828644
Apu posting makes me feel like I'm a little kid again who puts his trust in a fatherly figure to sort things out (Sergey in this case)

Phenomenal

>>15827900

>>15827900
>pink id
don’t jinx it faggit

>>15828803
Papa serg is the best surrogate father

>>15828068
what a faggot

>January 1st, 2021
>I wake up around noon and check coinmarketcap
>$1050
>I spent New Years Eve alone as usual
>I think about all the memes, all the threads spammed on the Chainlink board of 4channel last night
>All the fud about dropping back to $800
>We finally broke $1,000
>I walk outside and get an Uber to the airport
>I only have the 300 Link I managed to buy early 2020, but I started making enough off staking to quit my job
>I fly to the Cryonics center I've been in touch with
>In the waiting room I browse /link/ (a board made when some anon bought 4channel with his Link gains last August)
>half the threads are anons showing off their yachts, huge orgies, paying homeless people to let them beat the shit out of them, you get the idea
>I wish I'd had gotten in earlier - a few anons were living like literal kings now, complete with their own fledgling countries
>a couple more livestreams pop up - more nolinker suicides
>the jannies quickly take them down
>the doc takes my phone and we make small talk until I slip into the abyss
>Im declared dead
>This sets off my contracts interlinked within contracts interlinked within contracts interlinked within oracles
>The first contract releases the payment to the Cryonics organization
>Immediately after my Link portfolio is reorganized by a series of contracts written to stake my Link automatically for safe profits
>years pass and an army of profit taking contracts are at work, diversifying my portfolio into various assets for another level of security
>100 years pass and the stop loss contracts still haven't kicked in
>As if no time had passed at all I'm awake, for a second I think I'm still waiting to be put into Cryogenic sleep

1/2

>>15829333
>A new doctor is explaining everything to me
>He hands me the shoebox I put some possessions in - a photo of my family, a photo of my cat, my first Ledger Nano
>I can tell this body isn't organic, but it looks completely natural
>The doctor shows me my portfolio
>Adjusted for inflation, I'm the equivalent of a 2021 billionaire
>I pay for an ego backup
>A sensor imbedded in my body serves as an oracle, if I die my consciousness will immediately be restored in a new body
>I spend some decades roaming Earth, talking to the other old Linkers
>Learn that ayys made first contact soon after our societal and technological development was spurred on by smart contracts
>Pay homage to the statue of Sergey Nazarov, standing in the center of what was once Israel
>Send 1 Link to the janitors wallet as he scrubs Sergey's giant stone feet
>He gets a notification and realizes he's suddenly a rich man
>Exclaims he can finally buy his freedom, breaks down crying tears of happiness
>Figure I've had enough of Earth, pay a ship building company to make me a vessel resembling the one I once flew in EVE Online
>Explore the stars and meet all sorts of interesting people and space niggers using worm holes rendered traversable by some alien technology
>Enter the infinite
What are you gonna do when you make it, anon?

>>15829333
>>15829345
so very based anon, trippin with the ayyyys

>>15829333
>>15829345
I think this is still my favorite story. Anyone have more? Not the "whores in muh lambo 0.00001 BTC" faggotry though pls

pls tell me link will dump to 1.6$, I didn't catch the dip

>>15829333
>January 1st, 2021
Try January 1st, 2020 nigga

>>15829388
Please stop trying to swing LINK. You will regret it.

t. bought ETH at $7 and have not yet made it

>>15829388
swing linkers get the rope. id advise getting in but i mean, free will. whats $2 anyways kek you'll fomo in at double or triple digits

>>15829416
Gofdammit wtf??? How much you worth?

>>15829436
I have about $260k in crypto.

100k LINK, which is where most of my ETH gains went. My total invested in USD is about $40k.

>>15828052
me on the left

>>15829416
>>15829435
I didn't swing retards, I just wanted to buy more link, my first and only buy was at 2.18$

>>15829474
tough buy redditor.

t. 16c old fag

>>15829470
you'll make it fren as long as you mimic the behavior of your peers on the right..

>>15827900
700k incoming

>>15828052

>>15827900

kek someone just market bought 100k LINK on the USDT pair

>>15827907
this post didn't age well

did someone just market buy 150k link? in binance

looks like to me

https://www.binance.com/en/trade/LINK_USDT

>>15829581
>>15829592
Any more whales FOMOing before the big pump?

>>15827907
2.18 and climbing my mans

>>15829527
that’s all I do lol, I do what the smart people tell me to do and I succeed. I can go through life without almost zero effort, I let others have the headaches for me

>>15829512
it will dump again to at least 1.8 so I am comfy

>>15829628
good lad, its a great strategy. stay observant and you'll stay ahead

>>15828052
ah it just hit me why use the two different logos for chainlink. Bought during the ICO but my true intelligene maybe closer to a nulinker

>>15827900
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>15829647
Are you potty trained and certified?

>>15829607
no idea, I'm just some faggot on /biz/ who watches LINK charts a lot

>>15827900
>OC is greatly welcomed
checked
another bullrun like end of 2017 but 20 times bigger and more sustainable and all alts pump 10x, 100x, 1000x, 10000x, and link will merely have a 3x pump

Its still going up aaaaaaa

>>15829345
>Figure I've had enough of Earth, pay a ship building company to make me a vessel resembling the one I once flew in EVE Online
EVE Online is what led me to BTC, which led me ETH, which led me to biz, which led me to LINK. I can't believe I'm retired because of a video game and a bunch of memes from a basket weaving forum

>>15829345
>standing in the center of what was once Israel
holy based

tried to swing at 2.2 it's going back down right... right guys?