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I'm 21 from the UK, fucking an escort for the first time tomorrow, what should I expect? I also hold Link.

>> No.15804821

>>15804813
you should expect to never get that money back

>> No.15804837
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>>15804813
Blast inside her bro itll feel like a waste if you dont. Trust me and enjoy your coooooom

>> No.15804843

expect to either feel weird about it afterwards and think about it unsettlingly for many years to come to only ever fuck hookers for the rest of your life, its always one of those

>> No.15804853

>>15804843
based and redpilled

>> No.15804857

>>15804813
>going to hookers
>holds link not NYZO

you're done for OP

>> No.15804867

>>15804813
Make sure you swipe her ass crack and take a whiff. If not it won’t be worth it

>> No.15804890

>>15804813
Based zoomer

>> No.15804909

It's a lonely experience, but I recommend every man try it. The feeling afterwards is why I feel like every man should try it, I cant even describe it too well, but it matured me.

>> No.15804927

>>15804909
>I cant even describe it too well
can anyone else here?

>> No.15804948

>>15804927
Soul crushing regret as you realise you'll forever be included in that group of guys that fucks hookers.

>> No.15804951

>>15804948
why soul crushing regret?

>> No.15804964

>>15804927
Let me try. I felt a lot hornier based thinking about myself fucking the escort. I met her up and she was good looking, it's just the idea of fucking her and talking to her leading up to fucking her was honestly better than actually fucking her.

It wasn't bad sex, it was just a shitty feeling afterwards, the sex was okay. At least with a girl that likes you, she sticks around and that's the best part. Leaving the hotel room alone was a weird experience. It made me think about if women actually do love the men they are with, or do they just stick with them in order to have a certain lifestyle. At least the whore is honest. It's an abstract feel man, I don't know.

>> No.15804969

>>15804813
> I also hold link
So you took a male escort

>> No.15804974

>>15804813
>21 from the UK
>paying for sex
youth is truly wasted upon the young
you are young, in Bong. Its fucking full of fucking bars. Not only are these bars full of slappers, but oddly enough, some nice girls as well. Enjoy your escort

>> No.15804988

>>15804964
Sorry, meant to delete the word "based" in the first sentence. Visiting escorts is definitely not based, but I think it's red-pilled.

>> No.15804997
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>>15804909
>>15804927
you learn that you dont pay for sex
you pay her to leave

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>>15804927
The sex is shit because not only do they not love you like a real partner would, they don't even want to fuck you or talk to you or deal with you at all, so it's not even as good as a one night stand. Their effort is absolute bare minimum and you can see in their face that you're just an annoying part of their day they want to get over with as quickly as possible and kick you out and take your money, which they will. Afterwards you will feel like an absolute fool who just got fleeced by a con artist because what you thought you were paying for is not going to be what you get. You will immediately feel like you wasted your money if you have any intelligence or empathy at all.

You will also never be able to stop thinking about it. The absolute strangeness of the transaction, the feeling that sex should be something extremely intimite or fulfilling but that the sex you had was so mechanical and void of feeling that it was basically just masturbation or even LESS fulfilling than masturbation because at least that comes with nothing else attached to it. And, the way you were treated. See most people think it's dehumanizing for the sex worker and that the sex worker is going to feel taken advantage of and like they shouldn't be treated like that, but actually, they are used to it and don't give a shit; what you don't realise is that YOU are going to be the one who feels like that. You will feel dehumanised, you will feel taken advantage of, you will feel like it isn't right for them to treat you like that. It's fucked up.

That's why I say, you will either think about the experience for the rest of your life in a weird haunting way, or if you are intellectually and emotionally bankrupt enough to enjoy it, you will probably just end up only fucking hookers for the rest of your life.

>> No.15805137

>>15804997
So if you don't pay her, then you can just keep fucking her forever? Somebody help me with this concept.

>> No.15805140

>>15804997
U RACK DISPRIN

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>>15804813
You should expect disinterested clock-watching.

>> No.15805181

if this thread remains, I'll leave an update on how it went

>> No.15805186

>>15805181
Just stream it

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>>15804821
from the escort?

>> No.15805221

>>15804813
If you hold link, expect her to have a dick

>> No.15805229

>>15805137
After you coom you'll get post nut clarity and you wont want anything more than to get the fuck out of there

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>>15804909
from holding link?

>> No.15805265

>>15804813

Offer her LINK instead of FIAT. Tell her about the oracle solution.

>> No.15805267

>>15805221
Omfg this is the most based ever

>> No.15805277

>>15805112
Yeah or maybe, and hear me out here, maybe you are simply horny and decide that you like a warm cunt better than your hand tonight and you're not a needy little bitch hoping and expecting anything that is not part of the deal.

That's the third option, but you hadn't seen that one because you are obviously too emotionally needy anon.

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>>15805112
based and feelingpilled
This is exactly why i'll always refuse to pay for sex, i alrdy know i would feel like you described it.

>> No.15805342

>>15804813
As soon as you bust your nut you are going to realize you would rather have the money.

>> No.15805376

Don't do it OP!!!

You'll feel like s*** but if you really think it'll make you grow up then no one's stopping you

>> No.15805844

>>15805112
Based and ToolPilled

>> No.15805961

>>15804813
Tips for fucking hookers? Found one that looks really cute but I don't want to get shanked walking in. Pay with cash? Meet in a public place? Fuck at a hotel?

>> No.15805988

>>15805112
based and redpilled post

>> No.15806155

I fucked a 10/10 escort while on vacay in Vegas. The sex was ok. She realized my pupils were huge, asked if I was rolling I said yes. That was before we fucked. She hit me up the next day to chill. I asked her why, she said she actually liked me and wanted to chill and roll together. I brushed her off. I always wonder what would have happened

Besides that my lady and I fucked with 2 escorts together, that was good good fun. Backpage is done so idk how that’s gonna happen again. But being with somebody you care about and taking advantage of a girl using sex for money is much more satisfying with another girl.

>> No.15806311

>>15804813
Which means you're also gay according to /biz

>> No.15806336

>>15805112
Fuck...this guy is right. Stay away from hookers. You’ll want to fuck them more

>> No.15806339

>>15804843
>Starting with either
>Never delivering or
>>15804853
Fucking retards

>> No.15806415
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>>15804813
old fag here ... every escort is different just like in life . If your out of shape, have poor hygiene, dress badly, creepy , drunk,needy like most of the marks you going get scammed. If you have your shit together you will not only get great sex but often she will want to hang out . Most of them looking for a great exit strategy. Had some 8/10s as g/fs like this .
It’s easy to tell if she’s keen she will start asking loads of questions. If she doesn’t she doesn’t give a fuck about you. Attached an actual escort I dated Ukrainian chick. Awesome bitch. And no i didn’t spend fuck all on her. in total <$1000 over a month.

>> No.15806424

>>15805229
correct

>> No.15806427

First time I fucked a hooker was in college. I was 19. For some odd reason I’ve always been turned on from the idea of paying someone to fuck me. A complete stranger. Maybe some of you can relate.

I hit up backpage while it was still around and found some random girl who ugh cute pictures. I called her and she asked when I’d be there. I drove to the motel and I was scared. Left my wallet in the car and all I brought was my cash and my keys.

I knocked on the door and she opened it, wearing loose fitting clothes and a glass of wine in hand. She offered me some but I declined because fuck that I’m not going to get drugged. I told her I’ve never done this before and she laughed, immediately got naked and walked towards me beginning to undress me. She told me to put the money in the drawer and then we had sex. It lasted about 25-30 minutes. She let me cooom anywhere I wanted (so I chose her ass) and then she cleaned me up, asked if I needed a shower before I left and then hugged me good bye.

Was it fun? Yeah it was awesome. Do i regret it? Nope. Have a fucked a hooker since? Nope.

Sometimes you just have to do it. It makes you realize that women are disposable. Pussy is disposable. There are so many things in this world more important and more fulfilling to some. I had fun though. I hope you bust your best nut tomorrow anon.

>> No.15806440

>>15804813
Please don't

>> No.15806470

>>15806440
Grow up faggot
It’s a consensual mutual transaction between 2 adults. That in some enlightened countries isn’t even criminal.
Men have been paying women for their companionship since the dawn of time.
Thats actually what most women want anyway. To be provided for. You don’t understand this basic human psychology your doomed to fail.

>> No.15806597

>>15806470
Are you feeling defensive about your inability to form non-escort relationships?

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>>15805112

>> No.15806660

>>15806652
She's going to be dead in 3 weeks.

>> No.15806668

>>15804813
>what should I expect?

dead eyes and damnation

>> No.15806675

>>15806660
That would in combination with brexit and their economic collapse fuck bongistan into a mental ward

>> No.15806683

>>15806470
>dead eyes and damnation
>>15806470
>since the dawn of time.

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>>15806660
checked

>> No.15806699

>>15806675
The royal family doesn't do anything but suck up tax dollars. King Charles will keep that running smoothly.
>>15806685
Doesn't count if it's not the end digits, retard.

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>>15806699
oh god my life is a lie also checked

>> No.15806753

>>15806685
5/1 bogs will be practising cannibalism by next autumn and a 10th of property in northern English cities will be burnt out in rioting.

t. insider with knowledge o the existing near collapse situation for drug supply in the UK effecting everything from painkillers, antidepressants, contraceptives, hormones, blood pressure drugs, epilepsy drugs etc. veterinarian drugs are worse and I am hearing that pesticides and fertilisers are also in supply crisis and Its going to be 28 days later when the fresh food supply drops by 1/3rd. The UK media is censoring the news under national emergency laws but they won't keep a lid on it for long and that's NOW before brexit has even hit. I went and got a Canadian passport last week via one of my parents. The UK is going to go north African. I have been working in pharma supply for 15 years

>> No.15806810

What should I expect if I just want to lick her feet and get a handjob

>> No.15806985

>>15804813
Nigger you seem real so ill be real
The male instinct is one desiring novelty
A whore feels nothing so it satisfies a man less than a blush from a chaste girl

Took me a long time to get that
Used to unironically get off to taking whores to coffee shops and fingering their asses while they tried to pretend to like it

All women are whores in that they sell their innocence to men in exchange for resources
Find a good girl who has never seen a dick and spend the rest of your life making her a fucktoy
Just like your dad did
And his dad before him

>> No.15807024

>>15805277

no thats the second option

>intellectually and emotionally bankrupt enough to enjoy it

>> No.15807061

>>15805112
Yeah, I've never fucked a hooker but I know if I do it would basically be spiritual suicide.

>> No.15807104

>>15804813
A good time, that’s what. Be sure too tell her this is the first time seeing an escort, she will make sure too take care of you. I have fucked dozens of escorts and everyone I tell them that it’s my first time seeing an escort

>> No.15807117

>>15807104
Fucking Pajeet detected

>> No.15807177

>>15806597
Nice cope, obvious projection
I am secure enough to be honest and a realist
Plenty of girlfriends
My only concern is I get bored fast my constant craving for novelty .
I think that’s truly masculine though
You will probably label me a sociopath

I

>> No.15807188

>>15806683
We got a brendon Tarrant wannabe here guys

>> No.15807232

>>15807061
>it would basically be spiritual suicide.
Do you actually have a penis?
Please tell me you never sexually fantasized about any girl
Denying your own masculinity due to convention based in weakness , cowardice and hypocrisy
Sad
Genuinely sad that your closeted

>> No.15807312

>>15805112
>Their effort is absolute bare minimum and you can see in their face that you're just an annoying part of their day they want to get over with as quickly as possible

>tfw this happens and you just fuck her harder until her legs start shaking and she turns her face away as she starts moaning and blushing, unable to resist cumming hard on your dick
>grabbing her face and making her look at you as you push it in as deep as it will go as you cum, watching her recoil and shake
>pulling it out and making her stick her tongue out as you slap her in the face with your dick

But I am emotionally bankrupt and only fuck hookers so I guess you're right

>> No.15807672

>>15806415
>It’s easy to tell if she’s keen she will start asking loads of questions. If she doesn’t she doesn’t give a fuck about you.

I feel this is true, I work in retail and when I go out to clubs or talk to women it's different from what I say. Sometimes I tell them Inwork in a store and go to school. We talk for a bit and then they say, alright well I'm going to the restroom and meet you back here. They never come back. Other times, I tell them I work in the finance industry and give them bullshit. They stay as long as possible and even follow me until I say things like "I might leave soon" or bullshit like that.

What it comes down to that industry, money is everything.

>> No.15807747

Depends on your age. The older you are the more you regard less of societal morals and more of your immediate expectations. What purpose is your actions leading you. Finding explanation/s to that will help you manage life.