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1 LINK
>you buy a relatively affordable sports car and impress a lot of 18yo thots and cuck their poor zoomer boyfriends

10 LINK
>you are able to exit the rat race, buy your own property on the countryside and live off safe investment dividends. Build a family and have a happy life.

100 LINK
>you will be able to live the dan bilzarian life till the end of your days, but beware, in the end you will have nothing but memories (in the best case)

1000 LINK
>you're so rich that lobbying the government for your financial advantage and well being becomes profitable, you're a market and policy maker in the shadows and considered a guru in wall street circles

10000 LINK
>you're having dreams about blood rituals and receive instructions by beings seemingly in your head in a language you don't know but understand, if you follow the instructions you will be granted a cabin on the final ark for the breakaway society of the elites when human life on earth comes to an end due to overpopulation of the third world and unseen levels of misery and hunger, you will also be introduced to the eternal life research program

100000 LINK
>you get access to the "Council of Iah" and install your node into the oracle network of the deities, connecting their ancient spirits to the human world, you learn that the eternal life program is actually finished and you have been secretly immortalized a long time ago. You act as an enlightened entity, bringing forth the will of the gods.

1,000,000+ LINK
>you are living in a timeless state, you know everything that is and everything that isn't. The "Council of Iah" is at your command and you are fulfilled for eternity.

650,000,000 LINK
>you are the son of the big chief, the saviour of mankind, the prophet of all ancient religions, you are Nazarœth... Sergus of Nazarœth. King on Earth and in the Heavens.

>> No.15776335

Amazing oc, thanks op

>> No.15776339

>>15776322
Woah take it easy man

>> No.15776343

>>15776322
>there are people out there that believe this

>> No.15776388
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>tfw the decentralized oracle network is just the digital form of the "Court of Osiris" where 42 gods (nodes) are asked for input about the righteousness of a person and by aggregating their decisions, he is either allowed to enter the Beyond (immutable, eternal blockchain) or remain in limbo forever (transaction failed)
>tfw you know about this and are able to invest in it via scammy chinese exchanges

>> No.15776396

>>15776322
>>15776388
Checked and blackpilled

>> No.15776403
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>>15776322
remember guys
this shit is worth much more than btc

>> No.15776406

>>15776322
good larp

>> No.15776466

>>15776406
>good larp
do you even know what LARP means, newfag?

>> No.15776467

WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER

DO NOT UNDER ESTIMATE THE POWER OF POSITIVE THOUGHT! ESPECIALLY COLLECTIVE POSITIVE THOUGHT!

THIS SHIT IS GOING TO REACH $1,000 EASILY!
HOLD THAT THOUGHT AND VISUALIZE IT IN YOUR MIND EVERYDAY AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE STARTING NOW AND IT WILL MANIFEST INTO REALITY. DO IT! I'M NOT JOKING!

VISUALIZE AS OFTEN AND AS DETAILED AS POSSIBLE!

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>>15776322

>> No.15776481

>>15776406
cringe

>> No.15776484

>>15776322
>Nazarœth
Holy fucking kek

>> No.15776592
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>>15776322
Damn gibs me dat Lovecraft pasta white boiiii

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>>15776322
Yeah, I'm thinking we're back.

>> No.15776648

I'm going to sell my 12k and will keep only 15 stinkies or so. Don't wanna mess my head with too much money.

>> No.15776688

>>15776322
1 Trillion LINK
>1 inch is added to your peepee

>> No.15776696

Dopamine running low...

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15776701

>mfw I just bought another 40 linkies

>> No.15776731

>shizo LINK posters are back in full force
thanks for the sell signal

>> No.15776753

>>15776322

What about 700K STINK?

The amount thats going to get dumped down your throat while you fantasize about your stinklet delusions.

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>>15776406
Kys fucking fag

>> No.15776811

>>15776406
You need to go back, attentionwhore