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Don't girls think it's weird that he is hairless? I had a girl ask why I shave my arms.

he is gay btw

>>15742883
how sad do you have to be to do shit like this
he even said nothing makes him happy anymore in a few interviews

>>15742883
cringe and normie pilled
back to Instagram

>>15742883
2, 5, 4, 1, 3

>>15742902
How can you be happy when all your money comes from your crook father and you have to keep up the ridiculous lie that you made it in poker

>>15742902

That's because he did too much cocaine and burned his dopamine receptors out. He's pretty much guaranteed to commit suicide at some point.

>>15742883
EVERYONE ARCH YOUR BACKS, I'M TAKING A PICTURE. I DON'T WANT ANYONE TO NOTICE YOU'RE ALL TALLER THAN ME.

>>15742883
he is not really a bisnessman, he does not work at all.

Hanging out with bimbos like that is fun like once or twice a month after you make it. I have no idea how he does it 24/7 year after year, but the dude is definitely living the dream!

>>15742883
this guy is kinda embarrassing himself at this point

He's sort of a joke.

Hur Dur I achieve because girls stand next to me

>>15742980
also you know why people take cocaine? what exactly does it provide as a sensation?

>>15743017
The white light radiance of certainty and the will to carry it out.

Also Ethylphenidate is like cocaine+

>>15743017

it's the most overrated shitty drug in existance, it's akin to drinking coffee after fasting for three days

>>15742980
>That's because he did too much cocaine and burned his dopamine receptors out
fuck man I feel bad for him. Drugs/whores never do them, not even once...

>>15742896
he's dan bilzerian and you're a nobody. nobody gives a fuck if he shaves his body

>>15742902
>>15742980
The dude should take his slut walk to do charity events, or work on a worthwhile non-profit, and then not so discretely take his sluts in the back and beat their guts up and then return to his work with a charity.

>>15742902

Dan Bilzerian threads are Dan making threads about himself. Nobody knows why he does it.

you'd figure being surrounded by models like this constantly would genuinely become tiring and obnoxious after a while

but maybe i'm just coping

>>15742966
incorrect. the correct answer is 5,4,2,1,3

Life is eternal and illusory

LOL. He specifically asked for the hoes he was ordering to be shorter than he is, but the two to the left of him are taller and the one on the far right is also taller than he is.

At least the two on the far left and far right got the memo and tried to 'appear' shorter by bending their knees, but the one directly to his left didn't get the memo.

She's practically height shaming him.

>>15742990
this guy gets it

>Dan Blizerian

>>15742883
I hear the ebay guy lives a rather private life. I wouldn't have it any other way desu

>>15743842
Shkreli was the OG supervillain

>>15743091
Hi Dan, don’t kys please

>>15742990
>>15743808
He's only 5'9"

crypto-jew from billionaire families

>tfw you have no talent, like other jewish children, so you just fuck hoes and work out

Remember this faggot played a role in the Las Vegas Shoot Hoax. Asks for gun like Rambo, gets completely ignored by cop, then just runs away.

LMAO

>>15743842
>>15743869
Love those facial expressions

>>15742883
Just think, he probably gets to sniff all their buttholes too.

>>15743855
based and NEET pilled

no thanks lol

>>15742883
Professor Ed Thorp. Married a gorgeous blonde girl he met at UCLA and the relationship lasted a good 60 years or so. The guy is very humble and low key and lives an awesome life as documented in his book a Man for All Markets.

>>15743946
you think the cock is proportional?

>>15742883
The girl taking the picture has MASSIVE feet, holy shit.


SNIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>15743881
the cope of a flyover always makes me laugh.

>>15743984
He likely has a huge artificial dick.

>>15742883
Is this shoopped? His legs can't really be that tiny

>>15744066
no i meant the broad with the slender but lengthy feet

>>15744091
never skip leg day

>>15743946
My thoughts exactly.

>>15742883
>Net worth $1.2 M
>195 IQ
>Ironpilled
>Horse rancher
>Believes in God

>>15743091
hi dan

>>15743855
based

>>15744184
I didn't know he was rich? I thought he just lived a comfy life on his ranch. How did he get that money?

>>15742897
Hes actually bisexual.

>>15744184
Based

>>15743104
check out some of his youtube vids where he’s hanging out with the models.
he constantly looks bored out of his mind while they all agree with everything he says and come up with the dumbest conversations to get his attention.

>>15742883
>Dan Bilzerian
Filthy kike OP promoting another hair ridden filth kike promoting the kike debauchery agenda world wide

>>15742896
I had a girl ask if I'm gay because I was well dressed and with my hair done. Girls are ultimate plebs.

>>15742896
He literally pays prostitutes to take selfie with him you normie

>>15744184
Gladwell says he's pretty sad.

>>15742883
I wonder how he feels deep in his heart...

You can see he is kind of a hollow shell of a man in most photos

>>15742883
pathetic manlet started a weed company just to put his hookers on a payroll
Also he’s dogshit at poker

>>15745415
Guys actually a pretty ok guy if you get to know him. He just got abused by his dad when he was 5 and he said that this is a coping mechanism for him. The gun wrangling whore fucking coke king is just an act to make him feel in control.

>>15744184
>195 IQ
>Believes in God

>>15745477
Dubs of truth.

>>15745477
Thats a proven number and he talks about god in a verified interview. So they are facts.

>>15745493
He's not religious though:
>Although he believes in God and the afterlife,[18] Langan does not belong to any religious denomination, explaining that he "can't afford to let [his] logical approach to theology be prejudiced by religious dogma".

>>15745477
>>15745483
>checking your own digits
absolute state of clownworldbiz

>>15745334
Lol fag

>>15745477
Religiousness is orthogonal to intelligence m8

>>15743103
and
>>15743878

>>15745483
>>15745477
>checking your own post
Faggot

>>15743747
You both missed one girl:
5, 2, 1, 6, 3, 4

>>15742883
id kinda like to live like him for a year or two then go full trad desu

>>15742883
>>15743946
Who is she?
We need info on who she is!
Any more pictures of her or her instagram?
We need to be able to look at her feet from clow by.
>Anybody has any sauce on her?

>>15742883

I know you fags are all about virgins and that shit. But I just wanna find a chick whose hand isn't half smartphone.

>>15742883
He's got a whorem and a monkey companion, is he making anime real?

>>15746029
yeah......you ain't fooling anyone.

(pic related)

>>15743091
I unironically prefer my life. We all know you’re a faggot, Dan.

>>15742897
Proof

>>15743946
based

>>15745334
If a girl thinks you're gay you are

>>15742990
>>15743808
>>15743880
Fucking lmao if you think he gives a shit about that. Cope

>>15745477
>average IQ
>atheist

checks out

>>15743808
if I was him I would.specifically ask for models taller than me, the taller the better
but then again, I would never waste my seed on bimbos in the first place

He actually looks like he's gay. Even if not, I doubt he's fucking all of these women 24 hours per day. Something's up with the excessive posturing. LOOK HOW MUCH I LOOOOOVE WOMEN!

>>15742896
>not passing her shit test

>>15742883
>be so rich you can buy any girl
>hang around with ugly 6/10 skinny bitches

Lmfao

>>15745477
>>15745505
Still believes in a higher power, which is more than most smoothbrains that post here.

I'm going to forgive your posts for that "Sex in Zoo" ID

>>15746606
>t. seething landwhale

>>15746615
I wish I was a female landwhale. They are literally living on easy mode

Dan Bilzerian is the Kim Kardashian for teenage boys

>>15745460
Do you know him irl ?