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>hey guys wouldn't it be great if you joined the military and came to protect israel

fuck off

>>15719626
Chad physique

>>15719626
definitely not for reasons related to business or finance. also i think that's a completely untrue assumption. dudes in the military often seem to have a pretty impossible time landing good poon and the chicks that are attracted to them generally seem batshit crazy

They think they have money, reality is they're just slaves

They're not alpha either, they're all followers and good goyim slaves

>>15719626
And they always cheat on them when they get deployed

They all get cucked when they’re busy fighting sandniggers

>>15719626
>always
maybe if you live in alabama

>>15719626
because they can do bbc later when he is out

>>15719647
So going to the military to fuck gullible eighteen year old roasties that think I’ll marry them and give them my benefits is a good investment?

>>15719852
Anything done for gold digger pussy is inherently a terrible investment.

lol no they don't
Most single guys in the barracks are incels and maybe pull some pussy in the club once in a blue moon

Because the parasite (females) want to leach off their government benefits.

>>15719852
No just get /fit/, no need to fight a war for schlomo.

>>15720032
B-but you can easily pick up milfs at the grocery store if still wearing my army uniform

>>15719626
You're gunning for Tri-care-itops hoes?

Way to scrape the scum from the barrel anon.

Not true at all. Military goys are always getting cheated on.

>>15720110
Buy a fake

>>15720135
>Assuming that I would marry and date them

I would just larp and make her think that I plan on marrying her, but then ghost her once I fucked. Rinse and repeat to the same roastie

>>15720135
This, but they are seen as desirable, because they appear to be protective, disciplined, fit, dedicated. Unfortunately being absent so often and then frequently coming back so fucked up that they are the ones who need to be protected means they're gonna get cheated on

Looking like or being able to win fights = Chad

Because military men are seen as rougher and strong, even if the dude is a fucking cook on domestic. The reality is it’s a social status, Ive seen nerds get pussy because of their uniform because they were slightly confident. It helps that the average citizen does not know the difference between 03xx/11xs and something like 92g. Also the one who do join active duty are usually more confident/violent/rough.

No one likes serving likes, but it is a good benefit to picking up chicks.

>>15719626
ever wanted to get cucked while deployed and come home scared of firecrackers?

>>15719641
first post, based post

>>15719626
>Why do girls always go for dudes in the military?

Discipline. Generally speaking though if you're sperg who can't get any ass putting on a uniform and doing pushups doesn't change that.

From what I've seen of my friend who's in the military here in the USA:

>Plus side:
Military is incredible for getting easy pussy. Essentially your entire job is based around staying in shape and hitting the town hard on your nights off. You have an unlimited supply of cool bros to hang out with and are put in lots of high test situations, and girls can sense that and want to fuck you.

>Downside:
If you meet someone and want to settle down with them, you're absolutely fucked. You will get cheated on whether you know it or not. Military wives/girlfriends/fiancees are impeccable at cheating and not getting caught. Most of the time the military spouse only finds out because the civilian spouse either becomes incredibly reckless beyond caring, or flat out tells the military spouse out of pity/guilt. Having a long term relationship while in the military seems all but impossible. I'd predict failure of military relationships to be at 90%+.

so yeah I guess it depends how old you are/what you're looking for.

>>15719626
One of the main things they are looking for is protection.

They instinctively know that people do nasty shit to eachother and require a protector.

This is why they like the 'bad boy' types. There's nothing wrong with being nice as long as you're the daddy.

Hit the gym and get a good sword like a roman styled gladius or katana and let her see you practicing with it.

>>15719647
The only correct answer.

>>15719852
May I suggest /fit/ instead of offering to kys.

>>15719626
Women like men that can protect them

>>15720929
Have sex mr reddit

>>15719988
>Most single guys in the barracks are incels and maybe pull some pussy in the club once in a blue moon
This is contradictory.

>>15719626
Bullshit, if anything women just like to cuck military men while they are overseas.

>>15719626
What are you talking about? ZOG grunts get cheated on all the time lol.

>>15719626
Only some of us get the girls. The majority in the military are losers.

>>15719647
And demeanor

>>15721991
Lmao that protein shake

>>15719683
This. I was handsome as fuck in my late teens and had roasties all over me constantly. When I was 19 I had a class project with a chick who had a military bf. We had co-ed dorms and we met up in her room to finish the project. I’m a tall guy and I’m sitting there and out of nowhere she’s like “you know just because you’re tall doesn’t mean you’re good at sex” I was like what the fuck are you talking about and she goes “having a big dick doesn’t matter, girls can stretch to accommodate it.” Literally out of fucking nowhere. Then she just takes off her shirt exposing her perfect tits and start walking around her room topless. We fucked for like 6 straight hours it was some of the craziest sex I have ever experienced but I harpooned that chick and she was cooming like crazy.
Then at like 5 in the afternoon she’s like “my boyfriend comes back from deployment tomorrow I have to go pick him up but I’m dumping him.”
Thank fuck it was the end of the semester and I just ghosted her and never saw her again. This was right before social media took off and before texting was a thing at all.
But ever since I always feel super bad thinking about that guy getting his ass shot off in the middle of the desert and he’s finally on a plane home and I’m just drilling the hell out of his high school gf

>>15719626

They don't.

It's not the 90's anymore boomer

>>15722046
Also I fucked the 27 year old married chaperone on my senior cruise when I was 18. She was married to a beta PhD candidate. I got redpilled super early bros, all of them are whores in the right context, it sounds awesome but now I’m 34 dating a 25 year old and will unironically never marry which means no kids

>>15722046
Don't worry man. There's plenty of desert queens over here willing to put out as well. People are cheating on both sides of the world.

>>15719626

Because they barely see them so she can fuck tyrones 12inch bbc in calm balls deep without fear of getting caught

>>15719626
>Why do girls always go for dudes in the military?

Because this means the girl always gets all the money while the military guy is almost never at home.

Combine this with the fact that military girls are total cock-riding whores, and that's that.

TLDR: if you're in the military:
- do not waste your resources in useless/dangerous things (relationships, drugs, etc)
- save for your retirement only
- once you've got enough to retire, retire; also: don't buy used cars, don't date non-virgin girls.

>>15719626
Those are just Mossad agents making it look like girls like people in military. That way they get all the coomers to sign up.

>>15719626
It has to do with evolution, anon. People who say that all women are whores are not necessarily wrong. Women have been fragile throughout history, so literally, they will pursue whomever can provide them with the best security (financial, power, etc.). Don't focus on women, anon. Find a goal in life and let it eat you.

>>15719659
Not true. Army vet here. It's very easy to get pussy whether it's barracks conus (continental US) or oconus.

>>15719626
so they can cheat with niggers while the betacuck is slaving

>>15720929
>katana

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>>15720287
I hardly got any pussy in high school. I enlisted in the air force. I come home on leave and go to parties and all these sluts that never gave me the time of day all come up to me and say "oh anon! I heard you joined the army!" and they'd wanna be all up on me. I never had an easier time getting laid than those years. The trade off was when I wasnt on leave I was back in miserable Alaska when the ratio of dick to pussy is 10:1. I NEVER got laid up there. Only when I came home.

I was not drowning into pussy juice because I was an infantry sergeant

I was drowing into pussy juice because I was handsome and ripped

I have 3 sons now and I'm 27.

>>15722069
Gotta have kids man. Not like there weren't challenges hundred of years ago. Just different ones now.