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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WAGIE


wakie wakie, it's monday

>> No.15681695

>>15681681
>OOO WAGIE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkFpNVxzhTs

>> No.15681721
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Hold me /biz/

>> No.15681731

>>15681681
jokes on you nigger, im waking up next to you mom making breakfast for me, and guess what i convinced her to let me move in!!

>Love, your new stepdad!!

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>>15681731
oh wagie, no need to LARP

i know you like to fantasize about the NEET life, so I won't go too hard on you

>> No.15681765

>>15681746
no need to son, once i get your mommie pregnant its bye bye tendies, hello little bro/sis

>> No.15681824

>>15681746
Ooo neetie weetie needs a nappy. Go to sleep you little shit and stop jerking that little turtle dick of yours and cumming on your sheets. Your mother has had enough of trying to get the stains out in the wash

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>>15681765
>>15681731
WAGIE SEETHING

>> No.15681885

>>15681731
Jokes on you wagie my parents have been happily married for 40 years

>> No.15681908

>>15681681
Sigh, gotta help boomers with computer problems for the next 8 hours.

>> No.15681921

Joke's on you faggot I just resigned

>> No.15681924

>>15681681
I'd unironically love a job I quit mine last week and have done nothing but apply all week and weekend, praying to the gods I get a job before my savings run n out :(

>> No.15681931
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>>15681765
>>15681824
SEETHE

>> No.15681937

>>15681681
I'm taking today off bitch. Worked 2 weeks straight.

>> No.15681943
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>>15681681
Just finished my season of wagecucking now it's time to get comfy for awhile.

>> No.15681953

>>15681931
Literal Cope

>> No.15681961
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It feels good to be a NEET. I can do whatever I want all week and there will be no traffic

>> No.15681963

>>15681681
I guess ill just wake up in the morning, pull myself up by the bootstraps and drive my way to work in bumper to bumper traffic. Its not to bad since ill see stacy at reception, shes always smiling at me. Maybe today ill fuck her.

>> No.15681967

>>15681961
How many times jerk in day?

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>>15681967
just once per day to prevent prostate cancer.
I think Ill go to the local amusement park tomorrow, or maybe the zoo.

>> No.15681975

>>15681973
Smh porn addict, you'll never make it

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>>15681943
dont get too comfy
mr shekelstein might need you back at work later

>>15681963
stacey only smiles because she's paid to, she fucks the office chad, not you

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come on you guys got to give the wagies a break they pay for are lifestyle

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>>15681967
OH WAGIE WHY YOU RAGIE

>> No.15682010
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Leave the wagies alone.
Someone's got to pay the taxes.

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wagie cope is really delicious, isn't it?

>> No.15682104

coping wagie lmao

>> No.15682112

>>15682055
The whole NEET squad is rolling up tonight, what's everyone up to?

>> No.15682124

>>15682112
I'm filling out background check information for a government swe job. Luckily getting a clearance takes awhile so I'll have like a month left of NEETing.

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>>15682112
Family bought candy for halloween early, so Im eating all the M&Ms

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>>15682112
watching BTC and chainlink charts. soaking up the tears of wagie cope. just another NEET late night on /biz/

>> No.15682204

>>15682112
I'm playing Astral Chain.

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>>15682153
>>15682169
Sounds comfy, anons.

>> No.15682228

>>15681681
Fuck you meet. I am chomping at the bit for the sun to rise again so I can hit the claim and mine more gold. The sun would never set in my world. I do what I love, I love what I do.

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>>15681908
lol same, at least it's raining outside, i love to hear that sound against the windows

>> No.15682460

>>15682112
Just made my daily money from a short trade. Currently relaxing and producing some more big coom house hits https://youtu.be/cg4Ceo8tVu8

Plan on staying up til 6AM so I can go for a nice slow drive in morning rush hour traffic and hold up traffic to make some wagies ragie

>> No.15682489

>>15681973
>maybe the zoo.
based

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>>15681681

>> No.15682534
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>>15681973
I just checked my zoo is doing behind the scenes tours for $60
you can pet the giraffe or feed a penguin
this is so based I never thought I'd be able to do that

>> No.15682546

Is a “wagie” someone who works for a wage (i.e. not a salary)?

Or is a wagie just anybody who isn’t a NEET?

Is a CEO a wagie?

>> No.15682559

>>15682546
yes ceo is a wagie, they have to answer to shareholders, the worst of the shekelbergs

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I'VE ONLY BEEN AT WORK FOR ONE HOUR AND I'VE HAD ENOUGH ALREADY

I JUST WANT TO GO BACK HOME AND GET IN BED

WHY MUST WAGING BE LIKE THIS

I CAN'T DO 40 MORE YEARS OF THIS BULLSHIT

>> No.15682595

>>15682559
What if you’re the CEO and you own 51% of the company’s stock? Does that make you less of a wagie?

>> No.15682627

>>15682153
>Can afford candy
Holy shit I remember when I could.... things change so fast nowadays.

>> No.15682634

>>15682595
Shareholders are technically owners of a business so they are definitely above wagies.

>> No.15682643

>>15682634
Shareholders are above slaveowners?

>> No.15682652

>>15682643
the slave owner is beholden to the customers

>> No.15682717

>>15681973
>if you don't ejaculate semen every single day your body fill go full retard and create prostate cancer
makes complete sense.

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>>15681681
I was laid off so I can't be a wagie until I find another job.

>> No.15682835

I'm taking the day off to find a new apartment.

>> No.15682877

>tfw you literally get humiliated by your co workers in front of your whole team

>tfw people make snide comments about you not talking or smiling

Fuck.. Off...

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FUCK NO I DON'T WANT TO FUCKING WAGEKEK, GOLDBERG NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

>> No.15683166

These threads are the ultimate NEET lifecope.

I should know. I'm a NEET.

>> No.15683348

>>15681681
Interview tomorrow for an offer session. I ain't doin' SHIT today.

>> No.15683406

>OP up early for his daily toil as a captcha solver

>> No.15683485

>>15681681
How many GBP do you have saved up NEET?

Will it be tendies for breakfast or plain old ramen?

Better clear up those piss bottles and fapkins if you want that new gaming pc mommy promised to get you for your 30th birthday

>> No.15683543

>>15683406
Op doesn't realize his job is a Captcha solver. He works really long hours and doesn't even get paid for it. Neets are a meme.

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>>15683543
>he used to be a jannie

>> No.15683714

wake up wagies, time to suck your dick cock for whole another week, while we stay at home trading alts and increase our linkies and mitxies

>> No.15683740

FUCK
mom found the cum sock, thats three weeks of GBP gone

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go wagie while I enjoy her

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>>15683830
MMMMMMMMFHUFHFUHFUTHUHFFFHHMMMMMMMMMM AAAAAAAHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHH HIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMM GONNAAAAAAAA

>> No.15684177

>>15681681
imagine having to go through the soul crushing experience of demonstrating submission to another man in order to insure your survival

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what's a good XRP wallet

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>>15681681
>Mfw called in sick today

>> No.15684360

OOOOOH WAGIE

WAGIE WAGIE WAGIE

It's Monday wagie, better get that coffee going you are going to have to make it through a whole 5 days of slaving, no slacking off now! Your boss Mr. Goldberg has appointed you to attend several seminars on diversity and inclusion in the workplace and he wants a report on what you learned, better get to it, this sounds like important work!

And remember wagie, pay your taxes so neets can be free while you slave away.

>> No.15684461

>>15684314
dis one ugly motherfucker
does he really think he's attractive or other people think he's attractive
barbie kent doll looking freak

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I slept FOUR HOURS last night.

FUUUUUUUUUUU

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I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!! I'VE ONLY BEEN WAGING FOR ONE WEEK, BUT IT'S ALREADY SOUL-SUCKING!!!!!!

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>>15684730
>I'VE ONLY BEEN WAGING FOR ONE WEEK, BUT IT'S ALREADY SOUL-SUCKING!!!!!!

you got a plan to escape waging?

>> No.15684764

>>15681973
>not Starcucks
Holy shit is it an awful job though. When the interview lasts five minutes you should know something is up.

>> No.15684828

woke up at 730am, took a massive shit. got on my computer at 8. finished work at 9. free for the day. hows everyone elses monday mornings?

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>>15683485
COPE harder wagie

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>>15684730
I've been waging for two years and I've recently started a new job. It's not difficult but the change in schedule and environment is making me want to sperg out.

>> No.15685406

>>15684828
>he has to get up at 7am
Not going to make it

>> No.15685424

>>15683166
kek
not that bad to be a neet except if you are a miserable fuck and a failure as a human being which most wagies are too, btw they pride themselves as being (productive) what a bad joke
wagies definitely have it worse because they are additionally slaves