/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>15648651
Absolute kek chainlink will moon

>>15648691
trips and it will moon by next week

>>15648968
It’s okay fren just got to wait. I want to expand my wallet rn anyway

>>15648651
DELET

Daily reminder that there is no PROOF-OF-CONCEPT for standardized, trustless data providers, only specific cases where custom programs need to be continually updated to remain in a "working state".

It will moon tomorrow.

*snicker*
yeah anon, chainl-
*guffaw*
I'm sorry, chainlink will definitel-
*snort*
It's gonna moo-
*giggle*
It's g-
*laughs*

>>15649947
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKEQwvaYI_k

>>15648651
wtf op i thought we all silently agreed to keep this under the radar

>>15650277
sorry

>>15649911
Shit. Double dubs. Checked.

The prophet will come one day. With LINK in their id. When they arrive it will truly be the singularity in which all who hold will make it. That day is upon us.

>>15652081
rolling

You mean you will go into a black hole, idiot

>>15648968
quads and we see significant price action upwards by the end of the month

>>15652081
this

>>15652733
Is this a cruel joke by kek? What did it mean by the masonic 33?

>>15649911
OH SHiT MiSSED THIS?!

>>15652081
rolling for dubs

>>15648651

>>He walks into your room, belt buckle undone with mcdonalds grease glistening his hairy chest
>>He loosely flings off his daily steve jobs plaid shirt
>>You brace yourself uncomfortable, the binds keeping you shackled spread eagled on the floor

"yes master, nulinkers deserve death."

He smiles.

He slowly walks over to you.

"And what do you say to the deceivers?"

"You'll never buy sub one dollar again! Nice try, didn't read, not selling!"

He assumes the position now, a chair on top of your bare naked chest. He grunts and let out a massive fart.

"That's right... I've been holding it in after doing the same presentation, it's nice and hot and stinky..." He trails off, a distant look in his eyes as he glances and looks at all the chainlink posters in the room.

He grunts and out comes, a fat nasty shit on your chest.

"Another 700k, dumped."

"Thank you master, partnership confirmed."

>>15653355
He inhales deeply then takes out a Cuban cigar. Lighting first a $100 bill then using it light the cigar. You can smell the ashy scent lingering in the room as the smoke drifts up.

"Th-they said... $32 million dollars isn't worth my Oracle solution."

Ecstasy over-flowing your body, you prepare yourself for the joy.

"Just imagine all the data being sanitized by reputation, like Uber. No sybil attacks, all ERC20 based."

He lets out another fart and grunts again.

"Another 700k!"

You shout ecstatically, "build that oracle solution, buy that towncrier! hire more devs!"

"I've give you something to cry about" He replies. Once more he grunts again and shits a violent flow of diarrhea, this time getting on your chin and lip.

"Who needs toliets?" He questions a shadowy figure in the corner.

"One of my Pajeet devs" He says smiling.

"I'll shill for you Master!" As you cry out, the sloppy heap of shit covering your body as it slides down.

"1k EOY is FUD!"

"No... I will give you the fud." He grunts again and proceeds to let out a gassy fart.

"Another 700k!" He cries out as he lets his sweet, hairy cheeks flap as another shit dumps out.

"Di-di-", the shit overflowing your mouth, "d-didn'... arghhh, didn't read, not selling"

>>15648968
You dropped these trips

Do you people think I don't have Youtube embed?

Holy shit imagine how much LINK would go up if the biebs just told girls to buy it.

>>15652081
Roll