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Anonymous Thu Sep 19 16:47:54 2019 No.15648170 [Reply] [Original]

Holding link is like having a normal life, plans and dreams then suddenly waking up in a mental asylum. There's 50 million dollars in a locker with your name on it, in a room full of lockers for all of the patients. The door has a sign saying 'Will unlock in illegible days.' You talk to the other patients, the wardens. Everyone tells you the sign says something different. Some people say the room will never unlock, that the money is fake, that the wardens already took the money. Some say the room doesn't even exist. You talk with another patient who agrees the room exists, but halfway through the conversation he pulls down his pants and runs in circles shitting and crying for chicken tendies. You find out that you can leave at any time, but that if you do you might not ever be able to come back. So you stay, questioning your sanity more and more with each passing day. Was I crazy before I came here? Is the man screaming in the corner that it's all a lie, even though he's still here, right or insane?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 19 16:50:36 2019 No.15648196 >>15648170 Sounds about right Nice write up anon

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 19 16:52:59 2019 No.15648221 >>15648170 You are describing what its like to trade on someone else's ideas and not your own.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 19 16:53:23 2019 No.15648224 >>15648170 except its not

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 19 16:54:40 2019 No.15648232 File: 77 KB, 523x760, IMG_20190916_210522_828.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15648170 Kek this

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 19 16:58:04 2019 No.15648251 File: 1.17 MB, 1536x2048, IMG_6362.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15648170 truth accepted

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 19 16:58:58 2019 No.15648260 >>15648170 Im typing this from a mental asylum. Link is a scam any insane person can tell.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 19 17:01:41 2019 No.15648272 File: 42 KB, 334x506, peepoo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Holding link is liking donating your brain to science so you can have a tax write off

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Anonymous Thu Sep 19 17:05:44 2019 No.15648310

The worst thing is the room has only got worse with time. Loads of new people have come into the room and they are stupid and smell funny. It makes staying in the room even harder.. they are looking over at you and asking the most basic beginner questions about the room that you have discussed in depth with other people in the room for the past 2 years. Then one of the other people shouts at the new people and tell them to get out. Others scream at them and tell them to stay. All with their own agenda..

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 19 17:16:02 2019 No.15648414 >>15648170 anon you just wrote a great premise for a film

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Anonymous Thu Sep 19 17:17:55 2019 No.15648431

Why can't we just leave the room alone, go on about our normal life and check when the 50 million dollars hit our bank account?

Just automate your sell at the price you find good for you and go on with your life until you get that sweet notification, and never look at price charts or this board again

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Anonymous Thu Sep 19 17:36:02 2019 No.15648583

>>15648310
>>15648170

And, the room has a window to the hallway. The guy with the key to unlock your locker walks by every few days and right before he gets to the door, he stops...he looks you dead in the eye smiling....

He takes a deep breath and breathes onto the glass, fogging it up. With his fat little finger, he writes ">700k" on the window, laughs, and walks away. Until one day, for some reason, he writes ">70k", smiles, tries to play it off by then writing ">670k", realizes you're not buying it, and then is never seen again.

This is my hell.

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Anonymous Thu Sep 19 17:57:33 2019 No.15648814

>>15648583
And then every other day a man comes in without a face and he speaks to everyone. He says "SOON IT WILL ALL BE WORTH IT. THERE IS SOMETHING VERY IMPORTANT HAPPENING TOMORROW TEEHEE... I CANT TELL YOU MORE THAN THAT..."
So you are duped into staying in the room much longer even though nothing happens.. then all of a sudden when your about to leave your locker glows green.. and it let's you know to hold on.. so you huddle in the corner and wait.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 19 18:00:01 2019 No.15648839 You lot are queers.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 19 18:00:37 2019 No.15648844 >>15648170 Good read.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 19 18:03:40 2019 No.15648885 >>15648310 Many are crying. Some have even cut off their dicks.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 19 18:08:42 2019 No.15648946 >>15648170 you should write a screenplay t. 140k stinks

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 19 18:12:07 2019 No.15648987 >>15648839 Just trying to pass the time faggot. Better than sitting in MUH END OF YEAR PRICE PREDICTION threads. >Be me >Be in linky asylum >Faggot comes into room >Bash him over the head with tiger mommy spelling bee award >Profit

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 19 18:15:16 2019 No.15649020 >>15648583 Don't forget me to thank me sir https://imgur.com/c0VjBaX

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 19 18:20:37 2019 No.15649095 Make it abstract and Kafkaesque and you've got a great film like 12 Monkeys

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 19 18:54:38 2019 No.15649430 >>15648170 Biz is slowly feeling like home again

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 19 18:57:15 2019 No.15649447 >>15648170 Now this is pod racing

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 19 18:57:17 2019 No.15649448 >>15648170 this made me kek top quality post

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 19 18:58:42 2019 No.15649465 >>15648170 delete this. now.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 19 18:59:46 2019 No.15649478 >>15648170 holy shit op is a genius playwriter literally felt myself inside that story.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 19 19:26:19 2019 No.15649748 >>15648170 Yep Linkers are insane alright

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 19 19:48:05 2019 No.15649927 File: 68 KB, 478x767, 1563051399197.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15648170 this is why i browse biz

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 19 19:49:57 2019 No.15649943 >>15648170 >t. mental patient

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 19 19:52:57 2019 No.15649972 >>15648170 based and schizopilled

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 19 19:55:32 2019 No.15649993 >>15648170 hey op thanks for enlightening me. Anyways include me in the screencap.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 19 20:00:00 2019 No.15650023 Ok I unironically believe I have been locked in mental asylum for 10 years and that anyting be it negative or positive is merely a hallucination, a product of my mind. K bye

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 19 20:05:00 2019 No.15650050 >>15648170 beautiful

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 19 20:09:11 2019 No.15650075 File: 36 KB, 678x381, chainlink.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] And the rest of wish we could lock the doors of that room and set in on fire.

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Anonymous Thu Sep 19 20:17:25 2019 No.15650162
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I have a lot of doubts about Link but what comforts me is
>almost constant positive news about it, it's only ever looking up - exception being the pump & dump shit
>the technology is an absolute must for the future, if Link doesn't succeed then there will almost certainly be something identical to it to take its place
>if I lose on it, I lose with the rest of my /biz/ frens, which is a little comforting in itself somehow

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 19 20:34:24 2019 No.15650305 >>15648431 losing my mind is half the fun it makes me feel like i've earned the pay out

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Anonymous Thu Sep 19 20:36:19 2019 No.15650320
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>>15648170
>You talk with another patient who agrees the room exists, but halfway through the conversation he pulls down his pants and runs in circles shitting and crying for chicken tendies.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 19 20:36:32 2019 No.15650322 Anon you made a guy happy today. Linkpilled topkek

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 19 20:37:19 2019 No.15650324 >>15650162 based and frenpilled

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 19 21:16:29 2019 No.15650636 >>15648170 And they pick whatever shit that's on the ground and claim it's their 'breadcrumb' and eat it up.

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Anonymous Thu Sep 19 21:53:04 2019 No.15650984

>>15648170

> situation X is a lot like situation Y! let me count the ways bleep bloop bleep bloop...

NPC detected. All situations are unique, and require unique contemplations on their characteristics. I find your scenario quite unlike my experience holding Chainlink.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 19 22:44:23 2019 No.15651335 >>15648839 You just want all the lockers for yourself, nigger!!!!

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 19 22:48:15 2019 No.15651367 File: 95 KB, 376x306, 64684646546554.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BLBLBLBLBLBLBLLBLBLBLBL IM MAKING MONEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY WTF WAS THAT?!?!?!?

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Anonymous Thu Sep 19 22:50:09 2019 No.15651388

>>15650162
>>if I lose on it, I lose with the rest of my /biz/ frens, which is a little comforting in itself somehow
if ain't the destination it's the journey along the way. even if LINK fails, it's been one hell of a crazy journey the last few years, frens

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 19 22:51:10 2019 No.15651396 File: 643 KB, 1022x731, 15564362367432786.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15648170

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 19 22:54:06 2019 No.15651411 >>15651388 I hate you all You complete me

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 19 22:58:37 2019 No.15651447 Well written story anon. If LINK does moon, you should look into writing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 20 00:11:58 2019 No.15651981 >>15650322 Dopamine restored

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 20 00:51:17 2019 No.15652244 >>15650023 yeah i remember hitting my head like really hard when i was 12 yo, and that's my oldest memory ever, literally didn't had conciousness before that

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 20 00:54:23 2019 No.15652275 >>15648170 Very interesting. I enjoyed reading that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 20 00:57:29 2019 No.15652297 >>15648170 im a link hodler, and i agree with this write-up. fortunately i'm the guy sitting in the corner with schizoid personality disorder ignoring everybody and dismissing anything anybody says anyway. Don't care;NS.