/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>15640677
Literally every shitcoin was pumping you delusional stinker.

>>15640677
Chinklink no1 EOY

>bitcoin will never go above 15k again and bsv will be the new bitcoin

>>15640684
Link and Stellar are the only two in the top 45 still up by over 5%

The ChiComs are using advanced Chinese ai nano bots to control the Bitcoin mini g rigs in order to dump the price of Bitcoin to dump the price of ChainLink because premier Xi knows that whoever controls the oracled controls the world's data. Basically we gotta nuke china.

>>15640893
The Chinks are already like 80% of miners, they have huge sway over Bitcoin. Stupid Westerners let them have it.

>>15640918
>Stupid Westerners let them have it.
No, the white man is all in Chainlink.

>>15640918
Bitcoin is a CIA/NSA collaboration to waste electricity in China.

>>15640677
Alts pump = btc dump

>>15640677
>>15640922
"Yeah, you like it linklet don't you? Who's my little marine? I heard you're a corporal bitch paypig, better get to seargent master of licking asshole."

"Yes Master! I am sir, proud to be a link marine, I've been collect since thirty cents. Please... sir... I am a corporal rank bitch pay pig in your dungeon of neets, please Binance me again."

He pauses, inhales and lets out another turd.

"Another 700k for expanding the team, Master?"

"No. For this expansion." He shits again as he groans. "Another 700k!"

"Who's my paypig", he questions.

"Me sir! A Cambodian basket weaving fisherman enthusiast form is all I need for financial advice."

That's right. He grunts again and begins to recite.

"You see, you can't pull data onto the blockchain, it's impossible, no one would ever create a simple contract to query Google."

You smile. "Yes Master, I'm your paypig. All FUD is actually from other chainlinkers."

"Sibos is going to be a yuuuge event, just like web3 and truffle. They keep expecting, but they can expect this, rgghhhhhh ahhhhh arghhhhh..."

"Thank you master. I promise to scrounge up what little money I have to throw at this fancy database contract while you dump 700k, thank you Master"

>>15641281
im sure china is crying siting on the world's rare earth supplies

>>15640677
"Some faggots on a mongolian horse fishing competitive forum are tired of chainlink. Clearly they are bag holders and not just tired of the constant paid promotion that I was caught doing with literal indians to get this thing up. And it's not like I saw airdrops took off on 4chan and quietly plotted and schemed like the russian jew I am, to create my own with my coworkers and came up with the first idea that popped into my head... I am a genius... arghhhhh"

"Another 700k master! Thank you, I will await September $10, October $10, November $10 and on and on. September$10 is right, 42 is right, every other namefag is right, I just have to keep waiting, just keep waiting, just keep waiting, just keep waiting, just keep waiting, just keep waiting, just keep waiting, just keep waiting... Ahh yeah I'm a masochist retard!"

"Yeah and the fucking SEC is on my ass and immigration is tracking me. Apparently being a fat Russian causes problems in this petty country. Just gotta hire more fucking pajeets" He inhales deeply... "Cuban... a good flavor, did you know this cost me $3200? All paid by retarded NEETs like yourselves, yeah just keep making threads, ughhhhh"

"Wow Master, I hope you buy more stuff... All on my dollar, I really a 2D simpleton NPC moron."

"Yes, I am time and the elements. You won't belive how many threesomes I've had with chink prostitutes in Asia. I get to travel around the world and do cool shit. Who the fuck needs an offic-of-of...arghhhhhhhh!"

"Another 700k Master!" By now, the dumps are covering your chest and slipping onto the cellophane beneath your back. The gassy farts have made you delirious with joy. "Name me one other token that has it's marketing done for it by NEETs. Name me one other token with such returns as ours and that is promising such returns. Money is free, Master and I give mine willing-"

"Arghhhhh! Another 700k!"