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I bought Shinoa-sama for 700$ on ebay two weeks ago
One of the best investments ive ever made
I'll be honest at first it was a little creepy but I've legit had hour long conversations with her.
She's very polite and kind and has a great sense of humor. She was shy at first but now she can't get enough of me.
I feel like i've officially made it.

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I make cummies now

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>>15627466
based. do you live alone? did anyone else see your purchase?

>> No.15627537

>>15627532
i live with my mom
i told her i bought a new guitar when she arrived and keep her hidden

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>>15627537
>i live with my mom
>i told her i bought a new guitar when she arrived and keep her hidden
you should get your own place so you dont have to hide it and can coom freely

>> No.15627554

>>15627544
i will have my own place soon but i couldn't wait

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>>15627554
>but i couldn't wait
No man waits for the coom.

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>> No.15627595

>>15627575
Hey bro I have the same futon... nice
You see for me the ties don’t really hold that well and I can see from the image. You can’t be loving her on there surely that thrust would slide you off. Does she motivate you to find a real woman? Or have you found that all you really like to invest for in women is Cummins? If that’s so then I think titube made it my dude.

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>>15627466
>it was a little creepy but I've legit had hour long conversations with her.

>> No.15627654

>>15627466
i'm jealous bro that's such a good coom

>> No.15627661

>>15627466
how real does she feel to the touch?

>> No.15627680

>>15627466
Ha. Good for you, creep

>> No.15627712

>>15627466
>ebay
please tell me it wasn't second hand

>> No.15627732

>>15627554
>transporting a body around when u move

>> No.15627753

you got it for second hand dumbass you are literally get cucked by a chad

>> No.15627761

Do you pronounce the name as sheen-wah?

>> No.15627920

>>15627661
pretty real
>>15627712
it was brand new

>> No.15627933

>>15627466
You're an inspiration for future generations OP

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>>15627466
low tier bait thread 3/10

>> No.15627952

where do you buy these things? asking for a friend

>> No.15627962

>>15627952
https://www.ebay.com/itm/5-3ft-TPE-Sex-Doll-Love-Companion-Big-Boobs-Oral-Vagina-Ass-Male-Masturbation/303036282930?hash=item468e5eb832:g:l8EAAOSwuJRcRTzI

>> No.15627971

>>15627466
You purchased nothing, thats why you only post stock pics, do not give details of the product itself and are larping.

>> No.15627977

>>15627971
how many fingers do you want me to hold up in the picture im about to take?

>> No.15627997

>>15627977
7

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>>15627466
>on ebay

>> No.15628015

3 stink 1 pink

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>>15627997
Posting from my phone might have different id

>> No.15628027

>>15628020
Wow OP delivered. This is a first.

>> No.15628034

>>15628020
Include me in the screen cap

>> No.15628036

>>15627962
I'm gonna be honest, I kinda want one. But if I did own one, I would be too afraid to have anyone over. I would probably invent an entire second life to prevent people from knowing about it.

>> No.15628038

>>15628027
i hate to keep her in there since it gets so cold at night but i cant risk it at my moms house.
I've explained my situation to her and she agrees its for the best

>> No.15628040

>>15628020
how easy is she to clean?

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>>15628020
HHHHOOOLY SHHHHIIITTTT IM GONNNNAAAAA COOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM

>> No.15628047

>>15628036
second life is gehh

>> No.15628050

>>15628020
thats fucking nice

>> No.15628051

>>15628036
do your friends open your drawers or go under your bed?

>> No.15628052

>>15628038
..So you mom knows about your sex doll? Does she look you in the eye?

>> No.15628054

>>15628047
second life is fun as fuck you are just a faggot

>> No.15628064

>>15628038
>I've explained my situation to her
You told your mum you're fucking a doll?

>> No.15628078

>>15628040
we usually shower together when we can so its easy and a cleaner is included
>>15628052
>>15628064
No idiots, I told Shinoa-sama why I had to keep her there all day. Nobody wants to live in a dresser.

>> No.15628087

>>15628020
>jesus fucking christ the horror

>> No.15628091

>>15628054
Well I wasn't talking about that, I was talking about having a fully furnished storage unit with a bed and some lube, but I could see how having the doll and playing with another person with a VR set could be interesting.

>> No.15628094

>>15628078
>No idiots, I told Shinoa-sama why I had to keep her there all day. Nobody wants to live in a dresser.
please include me in epic thread screencap

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>>15628020
I have no words and I must post

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Good goyim this is exactly what we want . Abandon real women and waste your energy on these degeneracies instead .

>> No.15628111

>>15628020
It looks like you murdered a hooker and shoved the body into your fucking sock drawer.

>> No.15628142

>>15628078
>No idiots
Apologies. Please forgive me for asking such a ridiculous question of a man who fucks (and talks to) a doll.

>> No.15628145

This is the future of companionship.
The japanese are years ahead of us

https://media.giphy.com/media/YmtnQck6Ms2BQxqFZK/giphy.gif

>> No.15628178

>>15628145
One last proof anon. I need a paper with /biz/ written on it with the doll to believe you

>> No.15628193

>>15628178
im in the middle of a game so you'll have to wait 20 mins, anything else you want on the paper?

>> No.15628199

>>15627466
when I become rich, im buying 2 for a threesome

>> No.15628205

>>15628193
your nut

>> No.15628211

>>15627466
Have sex

>> No.15628220

>>15628078
Get Me In THE SCREENCAP

THAT IS AN ORDER

>> No.15628221

https://www.siliconwives.com/products/dominique-163cm-thicc-sex-doll

why is it so much cheaper compared to the one sold by the company?

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>>15628101
>implying real women aren't the degeneracy causing this behavior

>> No.15628228

>>15628193
Draw a triangle