/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>15623985
go all primitive tech and sheeeeeeeeet

Yeah, but can you really own the lifestyle?

>Standing in line for food for hours
Worth it desu saved a lot of money going to soup kitchens
>Abusing the system
Now that you're homeless you could manipulate the system to get into a better life. I had a friend get free school from the government and a halfway home that he didn't have to pay for while attending school
>Selling drugs
Now that you don't have a home how are the cops supposed to find you? Keep low supply and your safe af.

Don't socialize with other homeless it's a trap, keep to the civilized people.

>>15623985
Save up for a VAN OP. Renovate the back to make a sleeping quarters.

>>15624067
This. But pretty based OP.

>>15624067
Who the fuck are you Tim Pool?

>Pay for insurance, yearly
>Pay for maintenance
>Pay for license
>Pay for parking

Where as with a tent
>Can hear your surroundings
>Free to setup
>Tent arm snaps you can just buy another cheap tent.

You sound like a literal DMV shill.

you should get a camp shower, they're pretty great for washing and cheap as well.

>>15624245
Really? It's going to suck in the winter time taking a shower

>>15624289
a shower 8 or 9 months out of the year is still a shower, you could try warming it by a fire in the winter but you probably wont be sweating enough to need one often

>>15624043
>it's a trap
The only time I socialize is at work

>>15624289
>>15624305
Forgot to mention, it's useful as a sink as well

>>15623985
You don’t appear to have a ground tarp. Have you been camping before?

>>15624315
What does ground tarp do?

Just get a gym membership....you can improve yourself and you can take showers

>>15624312
Thanks man I will definitely get one

>>15623985
Should’ve got a Kodiak or shift pod

congratz ur officially homeless

>>15624341
Earth itself is his home, and he doesn't let faggots in.

>>15624339
I pickup a cheap tent I will save for a more expensive one.
>>15624341
You like paying rent to your Jewish landlord?

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>>15624067
Van plus gym membership at planet fitness for showers is the most ideal. Then you can drive to work too

>>15623985
> Get tarp
> Get large screen tent, put your tent inside of it.
You're welcome.

>>15624428
What does tarp do? I cleared the land of rocks and debris

>>15623985
Hahahahahaha

I always knew most of biz posters were terrible at making money, but now we have actual homeless posters?

Let me guess, Did you invest in altcoins?

>>15624504
How new are you that you don't remember hobro?

>>15624504
>>15624515
Someone posted this thread a few days ago asking how well they'd do if they just lived in a tent, what the problems might be etc, they used the same or a similar picture. They're just back here to roleplay because their time isn't worth anything.

>>15624504
No I'm a newfag..been here about 6 months. Started investing in crypto. Got tired of my landlord taking all my money. Want to buy my own land once I save enough and build house

>>15623985
that tent looks a little too expensive, seems to me like you could have bought some more BSV for that money

>>15624537
Iim the faggot. Also not roleplaying

>>15624537
Either play along or leave, newfags like you are 0 fun and actually try voicing their opinion here.

>>15624322
It protects the bottom of the tent and prevents moisture from seeping in through the bottom. Heard of morning dew? You’re gonna be waking up in a puddle.

>>15624547
Only $100 dollars

>>15624556
based and redpilled

>>15624565
Ok thanks I will get one

>>15623985
Enjoy winter.

>>15624341
We are all sojourner's here, can't take anything with you when you go.

>>15624588
this

>>15624588
Pic related

>>15624607
HOW indoor safe? can you put it in a tent without suffocating?

>>15624588
They make indoor propane heaters with a automatic shutoff when low oxygen is detected for $70

>>15624322
>>What does a ground tarp do
Holy shit, son

>>15624631
See this
>>15624631
It comes with a automatic shutoff when low oxygen is detected

>>15624561
Fuck you faggot roleplaying was never welcome on 4chan go back to fucking facebook

>>15624607
how often does this need a refill

>>15624636
>>15624651
>>15624636

>>15624652
The newfag is oozing from you. I bet you think insiders post on /biz/

>>15624571
that's what i thought, that 0.8 BSV would have gotten you a lot of money in a year or two

>>15624659
Propane. Its cheap. Maybe every other night.

>>15624356
based and mothernaturepilled

>>15624662
>trusting your life to a cheap widget

>>15624680
My tent has ventilation retard

>>15624668
I make $540 a week so it's not much

RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
PUT YOUR FUCKING RAIN FLY ON CORRECTLY
GOD DAMNIT LEARN TO TENT
RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>15624692
>ventilation in winter

>>15624692
your sleep apnea wheezing and farts don't count as ventilation

>>15624713
Yea I need to tie down rain fly. I just put tent up 2 hours ago

>>15624744
Also I realized I put it on the wrong way

why not just buy a '95 4runner for under $5k and sleep in it? you could live in urban environment this way with access to gym shower and bathroom

>>15624781
I'm a poorfag. One $1300 in crypto

>>15624723
I'm not fat faggot

>>15624803
ewwww

>>15624641
just wait until he learns about the local wildlife

>>15624762
Thank you. You also need to put in the fly support pole so the fly isn't coming in contact with the tent itself (water will migrate into tent if it is touching). As other Anon said, putting tent inside a netted picnick table tent is your best bet.

>>15624808
I know

>>15624803
Your çhest hair and trail is profoundly Middle Eastern.

>>15624815
What is fly support pole?

add extra layers to the tent before winter to have more air between you and the cold. the more layers = the more thermal inertia. if you combine that with a safe heat source which also in effect would have to be used much less because of the layers

>>15624803
looks like the perfect rape material for other hobos

soft and fragile

>>15624836
>>15624836
More fit than 99% of chins though. Faggots here are just jelly. How is OP gonna survive winter though?

>>15624815
Show me where are fly support pole

>>15624830
The pole that makes your fly look like this

>>15624870
are you a nigger? clean your area you stupid faggot

somebody page /out/

>>15624853
I got a good sleeping bag

>>15624870
>>15624882
It goes front to back under the center of the fly

>>15624882
Thanks I will check if my tent has it

absolutely based
do you currently have an income source? how far away are you from a gym or supermarket?

what's your plan

>>15624870
get >>>/out/

tho maybe they are toxic to beginners

>>15624945
Anon is wrong they will give good advice and ideas. You'll live like a king. Also çheck out /CK/ for camping cooking. They'll have great ideas too, and deens.

>>15624915
I'm 5 minutes walk to grocery store and work. I make 540 a week as a chef

Cons:
>billy bob and cletus show up unexpectedly, saying "U have a purty mouth"

Pros:
>It's cool, I'm saving money and stuff

>>15624892
>>15624945
I got it setup

>>15625042
Where are the wires at ?>>15624882

>>15625066
Do I need to buy the string?

>>15623985
if u can u can go to the gym if there's one close for a shower , it'd be an expense but if u have a source of income be nice

>>15625078
Oh never mind my tent has string attached to the fly

>>15624186
you'll need a car to get around anyways, make it a van

>>15623985
i'm also planning a camping trip with some friends soon

>>15623985
>I finally got a tent and am living in the woods as of today
The absolute statw

>>15624803
youre literally the /fit/ stereotype of skinnyfat

>>15625042
blessed thread OP.
I am married with a kid but I would be lying if I said I haven't dreamed of doing what you're doing now in order to afford more chainlink. Whilst you accumulate more tokens, watch some urban camping youtube channels to attain free wisdom that normally takes many years of doing what you're doing now to attain. Enjoy your time! I am excited for you.

>>15625030
whyd you delete your post you pussy

what coins are you even buying OP?

>>15624289
>>15623985
Where do you live? Nowhere that winter will fucking kill you, I hope.

britbong detected

>>15625181
Chainlink and harmony
>>15625183
Virginia

>>15623985

Enjoy the bears that you attract through littering ripping your face off you fucking degenerate. Living in the woods is chill, polluting the woods deserves forced labour at this point.

>>15623985
You need to set up a secondary tarp. Tent won't last long to UV exposure.

>>15624289
You're camping for a living. It's going to suck no matter what.

>>15624503
If you're camping for a long period of time, a tarp is a cheap second layer. Usually you want one underneath and one above your tent.

>>15625147
I'm jelly too
Wish you luck!
Linky stays super stinky

>>15623985
you should ditch the tent and start using hammock with a tarp, bug net and undercover for warmth
tent is for noobs

>>15624888
Is this xander

>>15624186
>You sound like a literal DMV shill.
Top kek

>>15623985
Watch out for the sea bears.

>>15624870
look at that the guy is already drunk.
pathetic homeless drunktard you wont last long with your setup

>>15624556
Poopoo hands!!!

>>15623985
whoevers property u are trespassing on will eventually show up to btfo u.
had that happen to me one time i did the same thing u are doing.
best of luck tho and just keep your laptop with u at all times, just assume everything u leave in the tent will at one point be stolen. bc it will

things to be buying: BTC, ETH, LINK, MCO, HOT, and obscene amounts of RSR

good luck fellow camper fren but be sure to take advantage of foodstamps and either use a lake or river as a showering source. or get a cheap gym membership and use the showers there but be sure to walk the treadmill for like 30mins before u do otherwise they can btfo u.

>>15624556
Nah you're just a fuckin drug addict living in the woods.

>>15624586
yea the thing to do to really last the test of time with camping is to buy 4 bungie cords or rope, and a cheap big ass blue/grey tarp for $20, put the tarp over the tent at all times - its the ultimate rain and foul weather protection. after time your tent will start leaking. the tarp prevents this.

>>15624870
stop drinking the alcohol jew btw.
its addictive and a real waste of money.
now isnt the time to be spending money unwisely, its time to be buying cryptos.

>>15624322
Fucking kek you're going to be in for a few lessons about the great outdoors son

>>15625271
dude ONE is a total shitcoin. abandon that scam, srsly. dyor tho didnt come here to drop the redpills on why ONE has a sell rating, came here to talk camping.

t. anon who found /biz/ 4 years ago as a poorfag writer and is now worth over $400k

>>15623985
>no washing machine
You don't need one. Get a hand crank tumbler and throw in hot water and baking soda. Clothes come out clean and smell nice. Only take 2 minutes of cranking: 1 min washing and then a 1 min rinse. You can skip the rinse if you want and hang dry.

Shower: Buy jug of water and natural soap.

Bugs: they don't bother me too much down here were I'm hold up.

>>15623985
Be a truck driver dumbass.

I put obscene amounts of money into crypto with my trucking money and I don't pay rent because I sleep in my comfy ass cab w air-conditioning and electricity and the works.

Just have phone bill and $1.5-2k a week net

>>15623985
extremely based and redpilled. godspeed OP

>>15623985
You should dig a small trench all around the outside, and extra tarps always help top and bottom as other anons have mentioned

>>15626439
Water source: a tarp, coffee filter, rubberbands, and a tarp turned into a funnel can be used to collect rainwater as a makeshift cistern. but its probably just easier and less of a hassle to load up gallon jugs of water from the gym every other day. refill them, etc.

yeah OP, you need at least 3 big tarps, they are pretty useful to put one down in front of the door to your tent, it acts as like a front porch. makes tent life more comfy.

>>15624289
What are you going to do to charge your phone (or however youre posting)?

Did you bring a few comfy pillows and comforter besides the sleeping bag? I think if you stay /comfy/, the best this is going to work.

Are you "off the grid" enough to not have randoms spot you and mess with your stuff? And do you have some sort of camoflauge you can do to hide your tent?

Do you have a gun in case of bears?

Do you have a fold-out lawn chair or beach chair to chill outside when youre getting too cramped up?

You sound more hardcore than me OP. Godspeed and goodluck bud

>>15626557
they make solar powered camping battery banks just for charging cellphones. they are a little bigger than a smart phone and charge up during the day enough for a full charge on most cellphones.

>>15626592
Nice, didnt know how cool these looked. Does the solar power actually work on the $45 amazon ones even during overcast?

>>15626623
yea thats where i picked mine up at ages ago.
they actually work, strat is to just leave it outside in a good sun catching position and recharge your phone every other day.

>>15626677
Nice I'll have to pick one of those up eventually

>>15626740
yea the main idea is to keep one in a hiking pack in your car with some survival gear. just in case one day u really need it for a hike to get gas or something, etc. always keep a survival bag in your main vehicle.

>>15626746
What else do I need for a survival bag? Would ask /k/ but feel like you might know more practical things. Thinking like a flashlight and batteries, first aid kit, couple MREs, maybe lighters and some flares?...then im blanking out though

>>15626825
typically:

6 MRE's, 6 water bottles, solar battery charger, emergency blanket, basic first aid, flashlight, utility knife, swiss army knife, hatchet, 10ft rope, compressed tarp, camping hammock, 2 road flares, flare gun with 8 shots (defense), $1000 in cash, shoe laces, 3 gallon plastic bags, basic surgical kit, lighters, flint striking set, small bottle lighter fluid, waterproof matches, salt, can of skoal, emergency parka, marine corps kabar survival knife, precharged USB battery bank, ...

feel like theres some stuff im missing here but im sure u get the idea.

>if you fail to plan then you plan to fail

>>15626904
the idea is to have an inventory on you that could keep you alive for 3-7 days with rationing stretching to 10 days. the gallon bags are for rationing your hydrated food into so u dont have to eat all of the mres at once.

ah, probably the key ingredient: water maker filter straw. really handy to have these. its a big straw with a water filter good for about 5 gallons of water - u can drink water out of puddles with it and it purifies it as you suck the water in. streams, rivers, etc. even make them integrated into water bottles - have 3 of them in your pack and the waterbottles on the outside your pack.

>>15624043
That actually sounds pretty good. Just don't go v& homeless and sell drugs. Also how are you suppose to keep your shit and stash safe when away from the tent?

>>15624588
Fuck winter... Imagine trying to sleep in that shit in the summer heat.

>>15626936
Cheers anon

ALGO is a better one but hey man you do you.

>>15624971
>this homeless guy is making your food

>>15624971
whatever u do anon, dont tell anyone that knows u at work that u are living in a tent. they will try to shut u down. remember, no one that u wage slave with is really your friend. they are only there to make money, not hang out with u. if u let the cat out the bag, youll get shut down. but watch out for homeless fags tho.

>>15626440
This is honestly not a bad idea.

>>15626623
>amazon
OP is living in a tent.

>>15624870
stop living in a tent dude