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How do I profit from this man?

>> No.15610694

>>15610691
Invest in fleshlights

>> No.15610696

>>15610691
lol holy fuck hes got kids too damn

>> No.15610704

>>15610696
prob has fucked half the whores he beats it to. Not like you can't pay to do so.

>> No.15610745
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>>15610704
DER COOMER LIVES ON

>> No.15610759

>>15610704
if "fucking whores" means using their custom-molded fleshlights then yeah

>> No.15610764

God he’s so hot

>> No.15610767

>>15610764
I know

>> No.15610785

>>15610704
lol so? he has a white kid pretty based

>> No.15610790

>>15610691

>that degenerate reproduced

>> No.15610853

It's his nephew you tards

>> No.15611081

He's apparently a greatly skilled writer (of porn reviews)

>> No.15611090

you guys are bullies

>> No.15611257

what the fuck did i miss theres 3 threads about this guy calling him a coomer, how did this start

>> No.15611264

>>15610691
who is this guy?

>> No.15611411

Who is he and what did I miss?

>> No.15611441

>>15611411
>>15611264
>>15611257
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmBhQtB5nM0&fbclid=IwAR2B9gAKF_in5jQLgtHQ277DFMv_Nj6ZfeXEO-KaAgzrOLZNiY3Awb3K2J0

>> No.15611450

>>15610691
I stopped punishing my meat because of this guy. He is the true definition of a coomer.

>> No.15611454

>>15611081
>He's apparently a greatly skilled writer (of porn reviews)
Probably the most retarded and useless thing ever. Why would anyone need to read a porn review? Besides Google and SEO bots.

>> No.15611679

>>15611450
Same, truely inspirational this guy

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>>15611090
Jealous NEETs going after him. Jayson watches more porn than NEETs yet he leads a fulfilling life with a steady job, wife, and kids. He is single handedly mindfucking these NEETs.

>> No.15611834

>>15611441
holy shit its the same guy with the mfc bag and the 9k porn reviews? i didnt miss those posts, how the HELL did people find his real identity

>> No.15611864

>>15611454
>>15611081
Link to his reviews? I'm interested to know his highest rated porn.

>> No.15611892

>>15611864
look at the posts on the youtube vid

>> No.15611916

>>15610691
OHHHHHH GOD HERE IT COOOOOOOOOOOOOMS

>> No.15611928

Just imagine how many nofappers end being cucked and with a hambeast after years of self improvement

this dude just cooms and fucks pornstars, literally friendzones pornstars and has a white child, i think the actual winner is clear

>> No.15611953

>>15610691
this guy
>has a job
>has a kid
>has written thousands of porn reviews
>groped dozens of pornstars
>probably low key banged a couple of them for cash
he has accomplished more than the average biz NEET can ever dream of. all I see is a bunch of jealous haters. this playa is out there chasing his dreams and doing shit while you faggots are laughing at him and doing nothing with your lives.

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>>15611953
hes been in movies also

>> No.15611968

>>15611454

Lmao you know nothing about the world kid, also i can insta spot that you haven't read literature at all, do you even know David Foster Wallace review on the porn industry gatherings? and you think you know what it should be read and what it shouldn't ? fuck off, his reviews are pure art

>> No.15611972

>>15611892
Thanks found it.
>10/10 stars: Mommy Got Boobs 2
Pretty based.

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>>15610691
Evil guy brought children into his degenerate clownworld filth of a life.

>> No.15611991

>>15611966
loooooolllll dont do him like dat

>> No.15612027

>>15611972
Another 10/10:
>Appassionata (1997 Video)
>(..) Providing the springboard for a happy, fairy tale ending to a tale that is basically downbeat (as all stories of disillusionment, my favorite movie theme dating back to Italian classics like "The Easy Life" and Pasolini-scripted "From A Roman Balcony" over 50 years ago, must be), Asia presents a parallel story set in the 18th Century. She plays a princess in love with Mozart (Mark Davis), her royal parents played by the all-time great Veronica Hart and her real-life husband (in a very fine NonSex acting performance) Cyril Yano. The costuming, wigs and dialog are terrific in this subsidiary story, which adds depth and breadth to the overall film (shot on 35mm, no less).

>> No.15612072

>>15611928
>>15611953
Nobody’s hating on him, we love Based Coomer. It’s clear god granted both he and Boy Sminem to us so they can finally take down the bogs

>> No.15612080

>>15612027
Mmm, yes truly patrician literat- OH.. OH GOSH... OHHHHH GOOOOOOSHHHH IM GONNA COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM

>> No.15612222

>>15612027
All of these are gold
>Voyeur (1985)
>Powerful Adult drama
>(..) Bullock ensconces himself in a high-rise apartment across from Sheri's window and videotapes her (plus sound from bugs he's planted at her place) having sex and in mysterious scenes, gradually becoming infatuated with a voyeur's perspective. In one notable scene he's hiding under some furniture as she poses for a sculptor (George Payne) doing a life-size cast of her and also having sex with Sheri while Robert can only watch.

>This new obsession costs him his relationship with lovely girlfriend Taija Rae, especially when Bullock feels compelled to tape her too while Taija is trying to sleep. Vincent keeps up considerable suspense and mystery until the show ends enigmatically, with an incredibly powerful ending of Bullock turning to the camera to stare at the viewer in freeze-frame, indicting the Adult Cinema audience as being the true voyeurs.
How did he have time to watch AND write over 9000 reviews??

>> No.15612274

>>15612222
Checked, please link to the reviews.

>> No.15612308

>>15612222
Checked. He's clearly Übermensch.

>> No.15612355

>>15610696
it’s his nephew

>> No.15612391

>>15612274
All of his reviews: https://www.imdb.com/user/ur1287548/

>> No.15613127

>>15612072
>based coomer
>based
>coomer

fuck off nigger

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>>15612222

probably stocked up on decades worth of mpdv

the absolute madman

>> No.15613177

>>15612222
You just have to accept that some people are better than us.

>> No.15613201

>>15611864
someone posted one of his reviews on /tv/, and it was probably the best review i have ever read on /tv/..

>> No.15613247

>>15611953
The really sad thing is his tweets, he is super polite and nice.. regardless of him being the poster boy for the consumers of Blacked, it seems wrong to "bully" a nice guy.

>> No.15613475

>>15613127
>he hates the based coomer because of eloquent prose and primal nature
Not all great artists are appreciated for their works. But we can accept greatness when acknowledgement is due.

THANK YOU BASED COOMER

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>>15610691

None of you know who you're messing with...

>> No.15613579

>>15611864
here it is
https://www.imdb.com/user/ur1287548
he did 8 more reviews today, so thats at least 8 cooms

>> No.15613651

>>15611953
If he was good looking they'd call him chad so basically bizrealis are using female logic and jelly af.

>> No.15614788

>>15610691
Stop this stupid coomer meme. I come here to research which asset to invest in, not look at some waste of time lame meme

>> No.15614809

What's coomer mean?

>> No.15614838

>>15614809

It’s a /pol/ psyop. Report it and move on

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>>15613533
This game looks absolutely amazing

>> No.15614887

>>15611966
Holy fuck holy shit OH NO NO NO NO

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>>15613651
No, anyone who is THIS fucking dedicated to porn is a fucking degenerate, plain and simple. Looks are a component of being Chad, but it's the big picture of appearance, personality, drive, charm, confidence etc. that matter

>> No.15614948

>>15611977
thats a jewess they dont exploit their own

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>>15614881

Shin Megami Tensei 2 (SNES)

>> No.15615596

>>15613579
>>15611864
>>15611081
not the same guy retards