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>anon I make cake for you derrrr
how much for a retarded mommy gf?

>> No.15544943

>tfw when you will never have retarded mommy gf make you cake and cuddle with you

Why even live bros?

>> No.15544969

>>15544700
Ive never had a gf. Rarely can I attract an attractive one. Whwn I do get attention its clear she finds me attractive but Im either too oblivious ir too scared to say something. Ive realized I may never have a wife.

t. 26 years old and never had a gf.

>> No.15545029
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>>15544969
>>15544943
I hope you will get your gf, kings

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>>15544969
Drop your emotions and desires. Pathway of Negation. Modern day equlivalent releasetechnique.com.

I have probably overcome (as in gone forever) more anxiety than you.

>> No.15545133

I have a gf who bakes :DDDDDDDDDDDDD

>> No.15545168
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>>15544969
Same here breh, even the same age.
But I believe in you, one day soons we'll have one I'm sure of it!

>> No.15545252

>>15545168
This girl is fucked by a half spanish mongrel

>> No.15545276

>>15544700
Who is this?

>> No.15545560

>>15545276
Frankie Ward

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>>15545276
esports tournament host

>> No.15545792

>>15544700
why is joseph goebbels framed on frankie's wall?

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>>15545737
I'd host my "esports tournament" (cock) in her cunt, if you catch my drift.

>> No.15546208

>>15545252
Please tell me this is a lie...

>> No.15546640

>>15545792
Goebbels time magazine picture is a side view, that's not it

>> No.15547003

>>15544700
You don't deserve her.

>> No.15547133

My wife is high functioning and bakes me cookies or zucchini breadwhen I get home from wagecucking.

>> No.15547775

>>15546208
Google it
He's her husband.

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>>15544700
That's just ASMR Darling in an edgy roleplay vid.

>> No.15548072

>>15545798

this made me laugh more than it should

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>>15544700
>anon can we play humpy pumpy again?

>> No.15549157

>>15544969
same ... just turned 27 today

>> No.15549216

something about this woman is extremely attractive

>> No.15549312

>>15548174
what's going on here? what building is this? the background doesn't make sense to me. also I want a rerarded mommy gf now.

>> No.15549539

>>15548174
Nice, I can have a new fap now:
https://www.instagram.com/getfrankgames/

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>>15547133
Apparently aspie women are very loyal and will only want to hang out with their partner and kids. Can you confirm? How's life living with her anon?

>>15549216
For sure. I'd blow my load and hit the road.

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>> No.15550461

>>15549539
>https://www.instagram.com/getfrankgames/
Looks like her:

https://www.instagram.com/mackandgold/?hl=de

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>Put it in my ass anon derrrr.

>> No.15550639

>>15545029
>>15545108
>>15545168
>>15549157
I should say when I get attention from an attractive one it is rare. Like 2ish in the last 4 YEARS. However the more difficult part is finding one with similiar ideology that I have, rather than some chick that will piss me off in less than a week by acting like a roastie.

Requirements:
>Christian
>Virgin
>Dresses modestly
>Slim or on the lower end of average weight
>Wears her hair long all the time
>C Cup Breasts (prefarably D Cup but willing to compromise the size down to size C)

I've probably eliminated most women already in the USA.

>> No.15550678

>fiancee was my highschool teacher
>cook's, cleans, stays in shape
>6 year difference in age
>gets jealous when younger girls flirt and fucks like crazy afterwards
>actually has intelligent things to say unlike all the insta whores running around
>financially independent and frugal
>good taste

Take the slightly older woman pill. Trust me.

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>>15550639
>most